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wuwa brain worms are getting to me. would be a shame if someone requested something from wuwa (<- would get to it tomorrow or the next day)...

also event for mooties closes next tuesday (the 31st)! if you haven't and would like to participate, please send a request in! will get to your request as soon as i can; within the next day or so! <33

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Brant sketch I’ve been holding on to

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@madam-herta love how you're just liking my writing posts LMAO! would you like me to add you to my hsr and or wuwa taglist? no pressure ofc! happy you enjoy my stuff haha! <33

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after i do my wips, i might write a little something for wuwa. not too sure yet... thinkin' about it hehe >:3

very curious to see the results of the poll, though! forgot to write a little "hi lia" option in case people wanted to see the results haha!

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welcome to book n’ dash! make yourself comfortable! this is an event specifically for my mutuals, who i love and adore! i asked them to name their favorite honkai: star rail or wuthering waves character as well as an au they love! and boy oh boy did they deliver! let’s see what they asked for, shall we? but before we get into that, let me tell you what this is for and what the rules are! this event is a little thank you to my mutuals who have been nothing but kind to me, and as a gift to them, i wanted to write a little something special for them! this event formally opens on Saturday, May 17th. you will not see any writing for this event or from me in general until then. but this post will be up before the 17th so you can brainstorm what you might want to request! you don’t have to request specifically on the 17th or when this post drops! drop a request whenever you feel like it!

this coincides with my schedule of writing on weekends. this event will go hand-in-hand with my weekend writings until it closes. requests for this event will be prioritized, but non-event requests are still open and welcome! and before you ask, yes, this is intentional. my fics in general but also for this event are not too long but not too short either! roughly 100-1000 word fic with a character and au (and specific ideas if you have them!) of my mutual’s choice! this event is called book n’ dash because you’re going to “book” a request, and then “dash” off until i write and answer your ask! think of it like a blind date with a book or a person! you don’t know what to expect but that’s kind of fun, surely! even though you will get a notification i answered your ask, i will be tagging you anyway, this makes things easier on my end! how exciting of an event, am i right!

now you may be asking, what are the rules for this event? so glad you asked, my friend! here they are (guidelines last updated: 6-24-25):

-you must be a mutual of mine, length of time does not matter! if you see this post and are not a mootie but would like to participate, follow me and i’ll follow you back; i love making friends!

-be as specific as you’d like with your request; this gives me less room to mess up! thank you in advance if you request something! -this event is one character (and au) per prompt! for example, if phainon is requested with fantasy au, then he can’t be requested for any other au! if fantasy au was requested, then it can’t be requested for another character; this is to add diversity in the requests, apologies for the inconvenience! i will answer your ask if your particular character or chosen au was taken, but don’t fret! after the event closes, i might sneak a little surprise for you should i find the proper ideas and motivation! ;)

-that’s it! simple, right?

now, let’s get into what’s currently available for you! currently 1 slot is open and available, but this will be altered if more or less of my mutuals would like to participate! the list below will be a mini masterlist! last updated: 6-24-25! -bookstore au taken by Dr. Ratio!

-cat cafe au taken by Jing Yuan!

-coffee shop/bakery au taken by Mydei!

-[empty slot, take your pick!]

-fake dating au taken by Brant!

-flower shop au taken by Sunday!

-historical au taken by Boothill!

-library au taken by Phainon!

-mermaid/merfolk au taken by Aventurine!

-skater au taken by Dan Heng (IL)!

now, i know i asked you to tell me your favorite character from either game i write for, but you’re going to be my bestest friend ever and tell me again! here’s how to request if you’d like to participate in the event:

ex: “can i request (character) with (chosen au) and (specific ideas if you have them) please?”

and that’s it! wahoo, you did it! note that the event will close on June 31st, but may decide to extend or shorten it! i will be reblogging this post numerous times until the event closes in case you originally miss the post!

one final thing, thank you so much for reading this long post! if you have read this entire post, please leave a ♡ if you are a mutual who would like to participate! do note, all of my mutuals are under NO OBLIGATION to participate in this event! i just thought it would be fun to showcase my appreciation for you guys since you are my truly biggest supporters! love you all lots! thank you for being my friend(s)! ❤️

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hi hi! i have 4 wips that i need help deciding what should be written first! pick whichever strikes you as most interesting! whatever wins comes first, second comes second, third comes third, and fourth comes last! easy enough! will give the title and who it's about! :D

thank you for voting if you decide to help out! appreciate it a ton! you can also come in my inbox for any ideas you'd like to share about said wips and or convince me to write one over another if you so desire hehe! btw second option is part 3 of the pocky mini series i have on my blog! for any questions, you can refer to my masterlist here or come into my inbox (comments on this post are alright too!)! :)) <33

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writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months

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@axolotsofluv + @sillyseraphie

What is a uniquely "teacher" thing that he would do / still does?

I wanna hear y'alls thoughts and ideas!!!

Personally I think he'd unironically lick his finger when flipping pages or when he's going through a bunch of papers (and put on reading glasses too). Still does that to this day.

Slam a textbook to wake a student up. Stopped doing that after his first year of teaching, just lets students sleep bc if they listen they listen.

His classroom would be really really bright, like all the lights would be on. All of them. Would only dim them for dramatic effect.

Will hit every single teacher-y line. I'm talking about lines like: "I'll wait" "Would you like to share that with the class?" "In all my years of teaching..."

I remember someone headcanoning that he keeps every single gift his students give him and yeah so true.

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Honkai Star Rail (HSR) Phainon and Castorice transparent renders from Festas Juninas Artwork! Google Drive Link for full quality

> Please do not repost > Renders are F2U, and credit is not needed when using. > If you prefer Discord, here is a link to my server!

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hi, wow, hello. did i do something amazing or smth? WHY ARE PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME?? NEVER GOTTEN SO MANY NOTIFS IN MY LIFE OF PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME LMAO. but hi, hello! welcome in <3 thank you for joining me! not sure why you decided to follow me of all people but happy you’re here! :)) thank you for 60 followers, friends! 💜

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Hi Airi, I hope you are doing well! I’ve seen you talking about Wuthering Waves and wanted to ask who your favorite character is? I don’t play but I’m very curious to hear all about it :)

- @written-and-readen

hi, Ray! :) so good to hear from you, hehe! doing pretty alright and hope you are too! <3 but i have a lot of favorite characters, haha! i’ll give you my top 5 since i love all of them just about the same and include some pics! the pics + characters are under the cut! :3

1. jinhsi

2. zhezhi

3. ciaccona

4. jiyan (aka the loml /lh)

5. brant

but yea, that's them! i do recommend picking up the game if you have time! it's definitely a comfort game of mine, and i love it a lot! <33 thank you for stopping by, my friend! have a wonderful time zone! 💜

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finally building my Verina!! :D she’s level 90, has all her echoes, and tomorrow i will be working on her forte!! idk what to level first -> last, but i will probably look up a guide and use the in game guide!! hopefully it’s helpful and accurate :)) unironically having so much fun!! i forgot how much fun doing bosses and collecting mats and wuwa is <- awful at exploration. but yea! 🙂‍↕️

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I thought it's time for a sequel

Penacony ver

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@m1ckeyb3rry, @threnodians, @vyyper, + @sillyseraphie

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happy time zone, friends, and happy wednesday! a bit busy today but wanted to pop in and say hello before doing anything! wishing you all a wonderful day! don’t forget to take care of yourself; love you! 💜

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@sillyseraphie + @axolotsofluv

— KISSES OR KISSES? : honkai star rail

premise. testing out your new lipstick is no fun (normally), so what better way to make use of it by kissing your lover senseless? not to mention, leaving a little something behind.... (aka, lipstick kisses with them.)

ft. blade, dan heng, boothill, dr. ratio, aventurine !

warnings: feminine reader! reader is ultimately genderless but you may interpret this as fem!reader if you want, reader wears lipstick. nicknames hehe, boothill is his own warning, mid writing tbh, unedited

a/n. the lipstick trend does not escape me at all 😞😞 but this consumed me so now i write about it ijbol

MAIN MASTERLIST || PART 2 (sunday, jing yuan, gallagher, sampo, gepard.)

“what are you doing?”

BLADE ceases all functions. like, immediately.

you'd think he'd even stopped breathing once he'd felt the soft sensation of your lips on his, and the pretty sight of the normally aloof stellaron hunter covered in multiple lipstick kisses all over his face to his neck nearly makes the rest of his other comrades keel over from laughter. his silence is indicative of his rather unusual state of shock, the only indication a menacing furrow of his brows (to an outsider, they'd think he's plotting a murder spree, but you know him too well for that) that twitch and simultaneously react the more you kiss him everywhere on the face.

silverwolf will then relay to you that blade walked around for nearly 5 system hours covered in your... marks of ownership, kafka helpfully supplies, and was only made aware when firefly accidentally bumped into him, face exploding in red when she saw the audacious sight of blade covered in your lipstick. “er, blade.... your face is...”

—

blade has never known mortification quite like today, but the intense feeling of something akin to shame is vivid as he stares at himself in the mirror, glaring.

his face is a mess, to put it simply. trailing a hand on the red stains your lips left on to him leaves him with a smudged countenance, furthering the utter chaos that is his kiss-ridden face.

“...ridiculous girl.” avoiding the uncharacteristic way his fingertips feel hot, blade reckons this is probably why firefly stopped dead in her tracks and gaped, stared, and flustered.

clever as you were, and with your equal penchant for mischief, blade, the ever unsuspecting lover he is (he doesn't normally allow anyone to touch him, but you're not just anyone) had easily become the target of your new tricks.

“pfft, nice get-up, old man. got yourself a good day?”

....so that's what silverwolf meant.

DANHENG immediately scolds you, but not in the serious way he normally does whenever stelle wants to eat an origami bird or dives into trashcans or when march accidentally destroys one of the archive books, but in a way that only dan heng ever shows you. he's red, painfully red, and is struggling to face you because he knows that the smug grin you're holding has to do with the sight he'd glimpsed himself to be in moments prior.

unfortunately for him, for all his ways of trying fervently to remove the lipstick stains plastered all over his face, it only took march one look and a melodramatic gasp before the entire express knew, the conductor included.

—

“dan heng and [name], sitting on a tree-”

“k-i-s-s-i-n-g~”

my friends are all senile, dan heng thinks, rolling his eyes while avoiding himeko's friendly (read: eerie) smile. and he's already given up on trying to meet welt's eyes. (read: concerned but not surprised)

the reason? the rouge tinted matte lipstick generously spread all over dan heng's face, slightly smudged and spanning from his cheeks to his lips, nearing his neck.

he'd never tell, but a part of him—one that was reptilian in nature, a primal need of possessiveness—adored the show of affection you showered upon him. it was only right—he was yours, and you were his.

welt is sheepish, coughing lightly that all five heads of the express members turn to him (pom-pom included) “dan heng, is that your tail wagging?”

“....”

“....”

“....”

(a resounding click! can be heard afrerwards. oh, dan heng is so going to steal march's camera.)

the loud whir of BOOTHILL’s cooling system can't even keep up with how fast he's overheating, because one thing led to another and one look you gave made him weak in the knees and now his body is covered in your kisses, scarlet against the metal gray of his limbs. he no longer has a heart, but the rapid feeling of heat emitted by his body speaks more about his current mental state in more ways than one—he can't even form words because his brain chip is practically glitching itself up into overdrive, because your lips were so warm, soft and gentle and—

“...oothill? boothill? your circuits are—”

a startling sound that sounds just like a mini explosion reverberates somewhere in the tangle of wires near boothill's power source.

oh dear.

( p.s: no warp trotters were harmed, rest assured )

“[name]...” AVENTURINE’s voice falters when you press a soft kiss near his forehead, your lover closing his eyes as he lets out a soft sigh of joy — a bit like a peacock preening... but in any case! he certainly sees no argument being swayed by you, his dignity in shambles, yes, but when you were showering him with affection like this (which, in all honesty, aventurine did not think he deserved) leaves in in a flushed and tattered mess of a man, whose strings are wholly puppeteered by you and you alone.

you are everything; and aventurine certainly can't get enough. (he doubts if enough will even be enough someday) he's the lover who'd proudly want to flaunt such salacious marks everywhere, though his craftily built reputation as a stoneheart—blood sweat and commodity code and all—leaves him to hide your marks on him, as much as he'd like them to stay. (you are a weakness that aventurine keeps like an oath, and an existence that he'd do anything to keep.)

that doesn't, however, stop him from getting you to leave a kiss near his collar, discreet enough to signal his status as irrevocably, undeniably yours.

DR. VERITAS RATIO is actually the most calm and most normal (read: boring) of all the men above when barraged by your kiss attack. letting out a tsk that's more chiding and speeachless than actually annoyed, he casually pulls you away from his face, nevermind his rapidly heating cheeks, which is only made more humorous given his lipstick stained face.

“stop that. you're making too much of a mess of me, fool.” <- is visibly leaning to your face to allow said actions. you're not fooling anyone here, doctor. smh.

however, he does get pretty flustered when a certain blond gambler notes the new addition of a ‘tattoo’ right near his lower lip. “wow, doctor. seems you woke up on the good side of the bed today.”

he spends a whole day scolding you hoarse afterwards, whatever that may entail ;).

(as a way of petty revenge, he will make sure to kiss you senseless right after, until he's sure his own lips are swollen and covered in the warm red of your chosen shade.)

a/n: blog is running on queue as of today, so this post will probably come wayyy overdue lol but hope u enjoy nonetheless!

@ ICEUNHIE: do not repost translate or plagiarize my works.

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"i asked chat gpt" "i asked gemini" well i asked sakusa kiyoomi from hit manga haikyuu and he said