strawberry-wizzard
strawberry-wizzard
Strawberry Wizzard
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32|Cishet Male|East-Coast American Can't we just try to get along on this stupid website?
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strawberry-wizzard · 3 hours ago
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Well then, why'd he run in the Democratic primary in the first place?
When you want to represent a party, you should actually like said party. Otherwise what's the point?
I forgot Mamdani also supported the Uncommitted Movement. Woof.
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strawberry-wizzard · 18 hours ago
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strawberry-wizzard · 1 day ago
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Found the Fascist.
You take that word out of your mouth until you learn what it actually means.
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strawberry-wizzard · 1 day ago
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Democrats ARE fucking fascists, you imbecile. John Fetterman fucking admits it. Its a center-right party so fuck it in its stupid fucking ass. If you defend this fucked duopoly you are antiamerican or too stupid for politics. Your lecturing style when you are massively unintelligent, makes you look like a delusional fuckwit too. Go back to school, you're getting played like a sucker and Im fucking sick of both dem and rep being identically condescending towards any criticism and saying shit like "If you didn't vote trump you're just as bad as those who did" is pure maga logic no matter what you sick freaks think. History will say it's wrong and call you the worst people of all-time right up with nazis. Malcolm X was right about you. Enjoy no one ever respecting you, fascist scum. You're a bad person in real life. Voting PSL is the most courageous shit anyone can do because both heads of the anti-democratic treasonous duopoly will come at you. Stop talking at me and fuck off forever you coward bitch
I mean, if you're okay with being completely ineffectual, you do you. But I'm going to go with the party that has a track record of actually doing things.
It's not the PSL that passed the Voting Rights Act of 1965.
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strawberry-wizzard · 1 day ago
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I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!
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strawberry-wizzard · 2 days ago
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strawberry-wizzard · 3 days ago
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I believe they're talking about the book on which "The Ring" is based on: Ring. Or Ringu if you want to pronounce it like how the Japanese say it.
so the synopsis of The Ring is: you will die 7 days after watching this videotape. my question is does that apply to rewatching the tape. let's say I watch the tape, wait 6 days, and watch it again. does the timer reset to 7 days? can I do this indefinitely? can I become functionally immortal by watching the evil videotape on a weekly basis?
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strawberry-wizzard · 3 days ago
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Look Frankie, if you're going to try and find the root cause of even most suffering in the world, you're going to have to get more serious that simple buzzwords that can have wildly different meanings from person to person. You have to go deeper and further back.
But don't try and argue that Kamala would have been the same as Trump. Anyone who says that is either a fool or liar.
All you stupid bitches had to do was vote for Kamala. Oh my GOD.
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strawberry-wizzard · 3 days ago
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Well, I still fail to see how it was a legitimate comeback to OP's point.
None of what's happening now would be a problem if Kamala was president. No amount of simping for an authoritarian dictator is gonna change that.
All you stupid bitches had to do was vote for Kamala. Oh my GOD.
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strawberry-wizzard · 4 days ago
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Why'd you have anarchism and maoism in your tags? You can't be both authoritarian-communist and anarcho-communist.
You see, this is why people don't take you seriously.
All you stupid bitches had to do was vote for Kamala. Oh my GOD.
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strawberry-wizzard · 6 days ago
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strawberry-wizzard · 7 days ago
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They managed to convince themselves that Biden and Harris hated Muslims while Trump somehow didn't.
In short, they're complete idiots who blew all the political power they had to shoot themselves in the foot. They just haven't realized that yet.
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A statement from the “abandon Harris” movement which I think is so funny because isn’t this what they encouraged people to vote for?😭
Yeah, I saw that yesterday. Don't worry, guys, the Abandon Harris Movement is sending Trump a strongly-worded letter demanding he rein in Israel and not escalate in Iran, we're all in good hands.
They voted for this. Even in this letter, they brag about how they "cost Kamala Harris the White House." They voted for Bibi's bestie who botched the original Iran nuclear talks that Obama set up.
It's what they thought was best.
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strawberry-wizzard · 7 days ago
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Tabletop RPG settings will do the whole A Proud And Ancient People bit, but instead of being weird about cultural longevity it turns out that most of them are just individually Old As Fuck.
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strawberry-wizzard · 8 days ago
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I honestly, sincerely do not think there was a more obviously counterproductive, dog shit stupid political cohort than those who used every waking moment trying to get Biden, then Harris, to lose because they thought Trump would be better about the Middle East.
Well, let's be honest, they weren't really thinking about what would actually happen in the Middle East if Trump got elected; they were simply high on owning da libssssss
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strawberry-wizzard · 8 days ago
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Wouldn't that also anger the rest of the Muslim world?
I'd be less worried about Iran bombing our bases and more worried about Iran bombing Jerusalem (including taking out Al-Aqsa Mosque like they tried to do last year).
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strawberry-wizzard · 8 days ago
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strawberry-wizzard · 9 days ago
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*Group of Roman legionaires waltz by, trying to look inconspicuous*
I appreciate the point of that post about how sci-fi and fantasy tend to make their racism allegory people actually magically dangerous to the people who are racist against them, and how that can break the allegory, but it's certainly the case in the real world that people are racist to other people because of some (real or imagined) past action done by past members of that other group. People do hold ancestral grudges like that. Sometimes those past atrocities are fake, sometimes they're real; neither case justifies current discrimination against their descendants. The thing that breaks the analogy is the outgroup having cool magic powers right now, not the fact that they were associated with a past danger. That part is pretty true-to-life.
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