strawberrysapphocake
strawberrysapphocake
4.0 GPA In Infodumping
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Cochran | he/they | too funny to be allistic | I am a magpie and this blog is my beloved hoard of shiny objects | special interests: K-Pop & CBS reality TV
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strawberrysapphocake · 1 month ago
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strawberrysapphocake · 1 month ago
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KÄÄRIJÄ SHOUTING OUT EUROPAPA LIVE ON STAGE THE ICON THAT HE IS
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strawberrysapphocake · 1 month ago
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ICH BALALALALALALALLER LÖCHER IN DIE NACHT
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strawberrysapphocake · 1 month ago
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strawberrysapphocake · 1 month ago
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They back from Madagascar I guess
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strawberrysapphocake · 1 month ago
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not my milkshake man 😭
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strawberrysapphocake · 1 month ago
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- Oh goodness I'm so bad at my job
- I know
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strawberrysapphocake · 1 month ago
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The Roop: "I feel like I'm on fire"
Gjon's Tears: *Is actually on fire*
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strawberrysapphocake · 1 month ago
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The cheese fondue eating turned into light porn
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strawberrysapphocake · 1 month ago
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My favorite song is the people booing Israel😌
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strawberrysapphocake · 1 month ago
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My favorite song is the people booing Israel😌
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strawberrysapphocake · 6 months ago
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every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one
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strawberrysapphocake · 6 months ago
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when a human infant is in the womb, moments from being be born, a vague figure of glowing amber light appears before them. in one hand, it holds a small soapstone carving of a coiled eel. in the other hand it holds a mortar and pestle made of polished red quartz. it bids the infant to choose between these two things, but we don't know the significance of this choice, because all babies throughout history with no exception have always picked the soapstone eel. so that's still one of the big mysteries out there.
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strawberrysapphocake · 7 months ago
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The Insulindian Phasmid……..
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strawberrysapphocake · 7 months ago
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every time i see those posts like ‘what food from a show did YOU always wanna try’ i go lol none? but i just remembered im a liar
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i always wanted the fucking soup brock made in the pokemon anime
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strawberrysapphocake · 7 months ago
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jury is giving cunt
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