I'm overly obsessed with John marston. I can't play red dead one again cause every time I finish it I have a mental breakdown
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GUYS I FINALLY FINISHED MY FIRST EVER SAVE FILE IN RED DEAD FROM EARLY 2024 , THE ONE I HAD TO STOP BECAUSE MY HONOR WAS SO LOW THAT CURING CANCER WOULD NOT FIX IT
I HAD TO GREET FIFTY FUCKING MILLION PEOPLE IN SAINT DENIS BUT I DID IT, IM ON THE SECOND MISSION OF TJE EPILOGUE NOW BUT I FINALLY DID IT
#even ended up with a ten percent discount that Arthur didn't really get to abuse the shit out of like my max honor John does#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#arthur morgan#red dead redemption two#john marston
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Thinking about making a plan der linde gang AU where all the members got addicted to planning, how would y'all feel about that ?
#plan der linde gang#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#john marston#dutch van der linde#arthur morgan#red dead redemption two#red dead fandom#jack marston
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GUYS LOOK AT MY JOHN I LOADED UP RED DEAD AND HE WAS ALSEEP ON A BUILDING IN VALENTINE FKANFNS HES SO CUTE LOOK AT HIM AND THE WAY HIS HAT IS COVERING HIS FACE AND THE WAY HES JUST PEACEFULLY SLEEPING IN THE GRASS KNHGGNGHGNSK

#I LOVE YOU JOHNNY DJTNDNTNFSDJFE#red dead redemption 2#john marston#rdr2#red dead redemption#red dead redemption two#little Johnny marston
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I like to imagine that on John's thirty seventh birthday he went up to Arthur's grave just to point at it and say "I beat you!" Then shortly after started sobbing while curled up next to the grave cause he realized that he barely even remembers Arthur anymore besides that photo of him and Mary from well over twenty years ago
#this has been rotting in my drafts for some months now please enjoy it#red dead redemption 2#john marston#rdr2#rdr#arthur morgan
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WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THIS

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This is cute. This is also my first reblog that is not a response to a reblog of my own post.
I wrote this in the office lmaoo
modern John Marston is the type of high schooler to stand outside Abigail's house with a guitar after he fucked up and made her break up with him. And yes he begged Arthur (on his knees with tears) to carry the amp. Yes, along with his stupid pedals.
"Abigail!" He shouts for the 28838th time tonight. "C'mon baby open up the window for me please?"
"They're gonna call the cops on us John," Arthur groans, placing the speaker down. His muscles are aching. It's a nice summer night and he was drawing, away from uni... But now he's doing this instead.
"Don't you dare put the amp down!" John snaps. Not unlike how you'd talk to a dog. "Fine, I'll start playin'."
Arthur lets out the longest sigh in his life, lifting the speaker over his head again. "This is stupid," he says under his breath.
"What did you say?" John asks, face all scrunched.
"Nothin'," he spats.
"Thought so. And she loves this song. It's gonna work. I know-"
"Just play the damn song John, my arms are killing me."
And he finally did. When he starts singing his heart out, Arthur winces at how bad he sounds.
To his surprise, the window lights up. Abigail opens the window.
"Go home John!" Oh.
"Abigail!" He shouts, relief exuding in a laugh. "Abigail darlin' I-" he stops.
Behind her was someone he knew very well.
"SADIE?!" He was gagged.
Abigail just rolled her eyes, closing her window. "Good night Arthur." He nods.
"Sadie! You better not be fucking my girlfriend!" But they were already kissing, Sadie's middle finger the last thing he sees before they fell on the bed.
"Serves you right," Arthur chuckles behind him. "Idiot."
"Oh yeah? Like Mary stayed with you?" John turns to him now, the guitar thrown away.
"You shut yer mouth," Arthur warns, putting the amp down as well.
"You shut your mouth!"
And then they were wrestling each other to the ground. In Abigail's yard.
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NO ITS NOT LIKE THAT I WANTED HIM TO FEEL SOFT SOIL BENEATH HIS FEET IN HIS FINAL MOMENTS I DONT HAVE A FOOT FETISH BRO
Got the final letter from Mary but I took Arthur's shoes off. be honest, does the foot ruin the mood?

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Got the final letter from Mary but I took Arthur's shoes off. be honest, does the foot ruin the mood?

#Arthurs foot is so scrumptious#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#arthur morgan#toes#Arthur Morgan toes#Arthur Morgan feet
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Cowdog and dogcow. I let my mother name my two horses and she chose COWDOG AND DOGCOW. MY MOTHER NAMED MY HORSES COW.DOG. AND DOG.COW.
#John I'm so sorry you have to ride a horse named dogcow.#red dead redemption 2#john marston#rdr2#red dead redemption
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Y'all I was playing rdr1 and my horse randomly threw me off its back then John just started running along a train track and I couldn't do anything but try to gain control of him and cry "stop running" while my mom laughed her ass off next to me 💔💔💔
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what does banana john taste like
This one

#banana marston#john marston#John Marston save me then kiss me with those sexy lips of yours#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#red dead redemption#rdr#red dead redemption two#red dead fandom
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what level of obsession is this ?
#red dead redemption 2#john marston#rdr#rdr2#red dead redemption#red dead redemption two#red dead fandom#bloxburg#roblox
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My horse and my baby just died. Now I have to milk fuck ass cows until this stinky bastards wife leaves him and he decides to actually love her and listen to her for once.
#im okay though my cat was there with me#John Marston save me then kiss me with those sexy lips of yours#red dead redemption 2#john marston#rdr2#arthur morgan
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How about for red dead three it's Jack in John's womb growing and growing and there's missions like "press on bladder" and "eat" or something. idk how pregnancy works
#make this happen it will happen#what the fuck is going on inside my head.#john marston#red dead redemption#rdr#jack marston
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MOSQUITO STILL ATTACKING HELP ME IM DYING AND ITCHING
There's a starving mosquito flying to me that I have to keep swating it away with my blanket every few minutes and now I'm starting to think that this is what John felt like when I entered his tent and just stared at him until he kicked me out
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