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i highly recommend for women and girls to be intellectually curious and difficult to shame

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"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel." (X)

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Yaaaaay

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tanjiro is feeling down

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How was your day?

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I feel like a virgin when I search up “x Reader” with a new character I like

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my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps

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STOP HATING ON FEMALE CHARACTERS , IDC ABT UR FETISHIZED YAOI SHIP THAT SHES SUPPOSEDLY GETTING AWAY WITH. DIE DIE DIE.

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note — i accidentally posted the hcs before i was done! >~<, more anul content :>

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yandere!prince who drives himself mad over every interaction you have with another male, it's an unspoken rule that no one is allowed to look you in the eyes because the clingy bastard has a careful and constant eye watching over you

anul hardly ever lets you out of his sight, he goes, you go, you go, he goes. it's law.

so on the rare cases where he does have to leave your side, safe to say he's more than just a little grumpy. ( he slit the throat of his personal advisor because he was talking to loud )

your just doing you job, the job you were meant to do, cleaning and preparing for a party held for nobles in his upcoming inauguration. anul is obviously dreading this party, his father is being picky about evey little thing and said he'd banish you if he tries to bring you along. (he doesn't actually care he just is waiting patiently for the day he becomes king and his fathers word will mean nothing)

whats worse is theres this insect on his arm, buzzing nosily to him about nothing, the only good thing that actually came from it's mouth was when she asked about you.

"Oh you mean [Name], she's perfect isn't she?" He doesn't wait for a response, Anetha is dying listening to him go on and on and on about you, and she hardly gets it anyway! Your a maid, born from slum and you're hardly that pretty anyway, what did the Prince of Salttion see in you.

She makes a horrible mistake and tries to find out herself.

"Hello m'lady how may I he—" you don't get to finish your sentence before Anethea's gaurds are stomping you into the ground. It's not like you havent been in a situation like this before, but it's the fear of not knowing if you'd be able to escape let alone survive that makes you sob tears into your blood.

You're shoved into a closet before your found, Anul had tore every room apart looking for you ( literally, the door came flying off it's hinges as you fell to the ground unconscious. ) and sees pure, blood raging red when he cradleds your head in his lap. not even his father tries to reprimand him for his attentiveness to you, who ever had done this would pay in blood.

He can't control his breathing as they cart you away, he's right there with you of course, Anetha watching pleasantly, he catches the look and saves it for later.

When you finally wake up you feel sore, definitely brtter then when you were bloody and hurting in the dank closet but sore nonetheless. Anul is right besides you, his long violet hair wafting on your bed, his face planted into the cushions of the mattress breathing softly. How long had you been out? How long had the prince been here? He certainly didn't look like himself, hair messy, clothes rumpled.

You hesitated for a moment, reaching out to stroke his soft wavy hair, then without warning his jumped up and statched at your wrist. His eyes were bloodshot, (had he been crying, did something else happen while you were out?) and the hold on your wrist was only getting tighter.

"A-Anul, you're hurting me." he lets go in an instant and immediately sits up to hold you in his arms.

"Oh god, I thought you—" he choked and let go to place a kiss on your lips. they were chapped, but warm.

you only blinked, he didn't care that you hadn't kissed him back. "I am going to gut that pig alive you hear me?" he said squeezing your cheeks.

"I am going to peel her insides till they look like confetti alright?" he said desperately, "I failed to protect you, and look what happened. Oh my baby, my poor baby." he cried, kissing your cheeks lettinf his tears fall freely on his face.

"And you [Name], are to never leave my side again, I've already made arrangements for you to sleep with me so it won't be a problem." you flinched at the finality in his words but Anul couldn't tell.

All he could see waa the bruising of your face and a lot of bodies he'd have to dispose of, because he wasn't just going after that noble who'd set you up.

For generations he declared then and there anyone involved (directly or indirectly) in the attempted murder of his wife, would die a shameful and slow death.

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詩句 SIMPLE BIOS.

𝟏. 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝗋𝖾𝖾𝗓𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗌 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀

𝟐. 𝗌𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗍 𝗌𝗂𝗅𝖾𝗇𝖼𝖾𝗌 𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗆 𝗂𝗇 𝗆𝖾.

𝟑. 𝗅𝗂𝗏𝗂��𝗀 𝖻𝖾𝗍𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝗉𝖾𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗌 𖬺 𝖺𝖻𝗒𝗌𝗌𝖾𝗌

𝟒. 𝖽𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗆𝗌 𝖿𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝘀𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻

𝟓. 𝗆𝖺𝖽𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗌𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗉𝗈𝖾𝗍𝗋𝗒.

𝟏. 𝖺 𝖿𝗅𝗈𝗐𝖾𝗋 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗀𝖺𝗋𝖽𝖾𝗇 ❀

𝟐. 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖺𝗄𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝗎𝗌𝗁𝖾𝗌

𝟑. 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖾𝗒𝖾𝗌 ❥ 𝗆𝗒 𝗌𝗉𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀

𝟒. 𝘀𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗆𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗐𝖾𝗋.

𝟓. 𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝖿𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇 𝗆𝖾 内

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im so angry there's almost no fics about weak hero class. At this point, I'm going to write them

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Me with you guys simping over hot men

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“why do you only read (character) x reader fics?”

1. cause i’m a fucking narcissist and i don’t care if the story’s good, im not gonna read that if it doesn’t have me or y/n in it

2. i like it specifically when the character i am being shipped with’s feelings directed towards me y/n specifically

3. i never had a proper childhood

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higuruma nanami helpin you at work