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ok that's enough closing out of the homestuck tag

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if this tweet doesn’t make perfect sense to u immediately then u weren’t meant to understand it

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we should all aim to live our lives with the joie de vivre of a saturday morning cartoon villain. wake up and see that it's pouring with rain outside? what a delightfully rotten day for my evil schemes. coffee machine breaks? a truly devious invention paralleled only by my wicked intellect.

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I hope no one takes any pope posting I may do as me supporting this guy or the catholic church. I think american pope is a rancid idea. but chicago pope is also the funniest thing I've ever heard

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It has social anxiety okay ;-;

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My wife did some glass etching, so we have a bunch of glasses with this at the bottom.

This was early on in our marriage, these are just the glasses we use every day.

Fast forward to when my son is five years old. He has learned to read. He has graduated from sippy cups.

When I hear him wailing and crying I come running down the stairs, and he's inconsolable. Took a lot of soothing and time to explain to him that it was just a joke. He wanted the glasses destroyed, but as a compromise we retired them from use for a while.

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These Jezebel commenters are right and they should say it

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These Jezebel commenters are right and they should say it

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absolutely hilarious potential for a bluedam AU in which blue is still being cagey about the curse but adam starts honing his psychic capabilities earlier and he’s done one-card draws for blue without a problem but then at one point lays out a larger spread and blue’s like “waIT DON’T–” and adam’s squinting at the cards and then back up at her like “can you please explain the overpowering knowledge that you’re gonna kill your true love when you kiss them. blue that shouldn’t even be a reading that’s possible. i don’t even know why i think that. blue. what the hell”

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Cats getting caught doing crimes

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i feel like the knowledge that there are some medical databases with free-to-use 3D scans of various human organs available for 3D printing would have drastically reduced tumblrs amount of bone stealing scandals. plus you can make ones that glow in the dark.

look at my glow in the dark humerus boy

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our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary

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do your ever get excited to see certain mutuals in your notes like yes i pleased the Friend