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Jean Paul Gaultier Fall 2002 

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Jose Chung's from outer space (3.20)

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cockpot pussy got me on high temp for 3-4 hours

That's awesome. Happy New Years. Sending love to you and yours.

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they should let you get xrays and mris just cause. i wanna see what my skelinton looks like. i wanna see my organs and shit

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99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING

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How am I supposed to relate to Joker now that he has a gf?

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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Thomas Edison would have loved generative AI and i mean that in the most insulting way.

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listen, I don’t care. I don’t care if veilguard is bad. I don’t give fuck if technically it’s sucks. Looks bad? I don’t care. Gameplay sucks? Don’t care. I’ve been waiting 10 years for this god damn game I *will* be eating all of it up, I will be playing it over and over I’m picking up every codex entry, every ore is mine, I will be jumping on rocks repeatedly, I will make every npc sick of me, count your fucking days solas cause I’m coming for your bald ass.

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does anyone remember that person who got mad at me for calling the Golden Order’s conquests and genocides condemnable and tried to argue that those things were justified in the game because they happened a long time ago and created a better society. well. I bet that person is feeling real stupid right now because the entire DLC basically revolves around confronting Marika’s ruthless conquests; it very explicitly centers the suffering and devastation of the Hornsent people at the hands of Messmer’s crusade, and wants us to question the violence Marika brought upon the native people of the Shadow Lands for the sake of establishing her Order. Confronting the human cost of colonialism was always a deliberate and intentional theme in Elden Ring, and that’s never been more apparent than right now

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I keep thinking abt this comment and giggling

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I could quickly sniff you out in a large crowd, due to my high insmelligence. And you stink.

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