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-ˏˋ.a lil bit about andyˊˎ-ִ ࣪𖤐

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he/they/paw/ne/blood/bug/⭐ !!

gay mlm, ftm genderfaun xenofluid asexual greyfrayromantic :0

⋆⋆☆⋆baby drag queen⋆☆⋆⋆

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a silly satan worshipper / theistic satanist ♡

agere polytherian demonkin !!! ̤̮

neurodivergent adhd ptsd <3

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im insanely gay 4 bob velseb

no art is mine unless clarified !!! <3

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my favorite song <3 !!

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girl these bots b having 2 much free will

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can he eat my peoples :0

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THIS HAS MADE MY LIFE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP IM GOING 2 SHIT MYSELF

Bob Fellseb funking KILLS you

WARNING: STABBY NOISES, GORE NOISES, IMPLIED DEATH

Bob Fellseb's hunting you down. If you thought the woods would deter him, you were wrong. Can you escape?

So @averynspankles (https://twitter.com/AverrBaverr) made this character on Twitter that's a mixture of two characters that I've spent the most time voicing in my life so far, Bob Velseb and Underfell Sans. Here's a test run of his voice.

Imma tag @mothiepixie just for gits and shiggles heheh

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i want to put him in my mouth he looks cold

Fanart for @askmafiabobvelseb I JUST LOVE HIM WAAAAAAAAAAAA((((

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OMG TREAT ME DADDY😭😭😭😭😭

Art on the topic "WHAT IF BOB GRADUATED FROM MEDICAL COLLEGE???" Would eat the kidneys of patients :)

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hes still hot chnage my mind yall 🤚🏳️‍🌈

analog horror bob idk

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🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢i love him🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮you just dont understand🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚

bob doodles !!!!!!!!

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UGhhhh UGHHHGHGHHGAAAA DNJDKSSNJDSN

siighh... 💞

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feeling very homo rn ????

BOB VELSEB !!!

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GOOD MORNINGGGG PRETTYS💅 i brought ur breakfast open wide 😩😩😩

Now I have made a redraw portrait of Bob

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HOW SILLY CAN YOUR SILLY ART BE OF BOB

SUPER DUPER SILLY 😈😈😈😈

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now i know my abcs🤪🤪

Bob Velseb NSFW Alphabet

I'm reposting this from ao3 :D

Reader Pronouns: They/Them Reader Sex: Not Specified Word Count: 1,234

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

After Sex, Bob enjoys licking your neck and biting you as he holds you. Constantly whispering about how wonderful you taste.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves your neck. ALOT. It’s always the first and last thing he goes for. He enjoys hearing you gasp and whimper as he runs his long tongue up your neck.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He enjoys tasting you raw, without being tainted so he’ll rarely cum on your body. Sometimes he’ll find enjoyment in licking your body while it’s covered in his seed, but he prefers to just cum inside of you. He loves the noises you make when he does.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Bob is pretty forward about his intentions. But the closest thing to a secret he has is that He really wants to breed you. This is one of the things he won’t outright say but the way he conducts himself during sex shows that he really enjoys the thought of cumming in you and breeding you. A normal secret is that the love he has for you is genuine. He doesn’t know how to express love so he shows it sexually.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Bob had sex before he went insane. Though he never enjoyed it as much as he does with you. But overall yes, he knows his way around the bedroom.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Bob Loves Missionary. He gets to look down at you and see the facial expressions you make. He loves it. He also likes Downward Dog. He likes feeling in power and holding you down.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

For a murderer, Bob can be goofy at times. He’ll crack a joke every once in a while but his sense of humor is very….dark. So you probably won’t be laughing like he is.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Bob is a hairy man. He doesn’t really take care of himself like he should so it’s hairy down there.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Bob isn’t good at romance. At all. Yes, he’s in love with you but he has no way of showing it. Things that may seem romantic to him, are sexual to you. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Bob masturbates to the thought of you alot more than he should. Just the thought of you gets him going. He’ll often find himself jacking off to the thought of you when your not home or even mid murder. His victim will be on the floor bleeding out and Bob is on a chair just jerking it and groaning your name.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Jesus Christ let’s get started.

Knifeplay Bondage (BDSM) Breeding Voyeurism Impact play Orgasm control/Edging Biting Bloodplay Sadism CNC Hairpulling And alot more

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Your bedroom. He finds himself sneaking in there all the time just to see you.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Literally, just the thought of you gets him going. But He gets really turned on when you whimper or show that you’re fearful or in pain.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He would NEVER share you with anyone. Just the thought of you talking to another guy pisses him off. He also doesn’t like choking. He has big hands and he’s scared of snapping your neck or killing you.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers giving and doesn’t really like receiving. He finds it awkward when you give. He’s the one supposed to be tasting you, not the other way around! He loves giving because he gets to taste you everywhere, even inside of you and he doesn’t have to kill you to do it!

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It depends. If he’s had a good day he’ll come and savor you. Slow and Gentle so he can feel every inch of you. However, if he’s had a bad day, he’s alot rougher. He’ll pound into you violently and won’t stop until he’s finished. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

God if he could he would. But you two never see each other during the day so it’s rarely an option. Only time it is, is if he sneaks into your room while he’s busy cuz he just couldn’t wait or if he’s on the run but it doesn’t happen that often.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Bob is a very risky man. Just being with him is a fucking risk for you. He loves taking chances on stuff. (Like you getting pregnant if your AFAB) But One thing he won’t chance surprisingly is your life. Weird I know. But he doesn’t want to risk losing you. Your meat is better while your alive and he’d prefer not having to dispose of your body. While he can’t show it, he loves you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

This man can last a while. God forbid he has a bad day because you aren’t stopping till he’s tired out. He’ll normally last somewhere between 10-15 rounds.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t find them enjoyable. Unless you could his knife as a toy no.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

With Bob it’s a 50/50 gamble. Some nights he’ll want to take care of you and he’s considerate. Other nights he’s a smug fuck who loves to tease. He’ll literally up and leave some nights just when you’re about to cum.   

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Bob in general is a rather quiet man. But in the bedroom he can be alot louder. When he’s really lost in it, he’ll growl and groan alot.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

The way he found out he liked hairpulling is one day he snuck into your room just as you were getting out the shower. The sight of your wet messy hair literally unlocked something in him. He took you almost instantly and found out he LOVED pulling on your hair. Now he does it alot.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

My headcanon height for Bob is 6’9”. So I imagine his dick is between 6-8 inches and can get up to 10 inches when he’s hard. He’s big. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Literally has the BIGGEST sex drive. ITS EVERYDAY. EVERYDAY HE COMES INTO YOUR ROOM JUST TO FUCK YOU. HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

You’re the one who falls asleep. He probably has only fallen asleep once or twice after a long and tiring day of killing people and running from the cops. He’s a big cuddly bear when he’s asleep. He’ll squeeze you really tightly.

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This is old and I might rewrite it

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this cured my autism frfr

Bob Velseb x autistic reader!!

(Based on my own experiences!)

😈 HE IS SO FUCKING WARM YOU WILL NEVER BE COLD AGAIN

😈 HIS SWEATERS ARE HEAVY BUT ALSO REALLY SOFT AND DURABLE AND HE LOVES SEEING YOU WEAR THEM ITS SO CUTE

😈 Because hes so big the sleeves are the perfect size for 💫Flapping💫

😈 Loves to hear you ramble on and on about your special interests, as long as you let him ramble on with his cannibalistic facts

😈 He's surprisingly very patient, trying his best to help you understand things you might not get first try

😈 Will definitely ask you to try "Long Pig" at least once, and if you end up not liking it, due to texture, or whatever else, he won't pester you about trying again. He's just happy you gave it a shot.

😈 This man will have PERFECTED your favorite foods, and he HATES microwave food. He prefers for you to have a nice home cooked meal to anything else.

😈 He loves to thread his fingers through your hair, and he's got the perfect fingers for it.

😈 His arms and legs are perfect for weight stims, just ask him to lay an arm or leg on your lap and you're perfect.

😈 He's the kind to give gifts of utility, things you'll use. He might not get fidget toys, but if they help, he'll get them for you.

😈 His voice is very soothing, and helps ease you through any hard times you might have.

😈 Overstimulated? He's got you covered. He'll get you out of there and home with a fluffy blanket and some comfort food.

😈 If you need time to yourself, he understands, since he's a guy who values his own private time too.

😈 He may not understand why you watch certain things over and over again, but, as long as you're happy (And admittedly not forcing him to watch said thing every single time) he's got no problem with it.

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u know how like greek gods were punished in gnarly ways i think like my punishment is bob velseb isnt real which isnt gnarly

Just a quick doodle 

His idea of a date <3

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🤚 i have a question can i sit on ur face just wondering girl

♡ P E O P L E   E A T E R ♡

❝ I can’t go without the feeling of your flesh upon my teeth; I can’t retreat, no, I can’t even breathe without feeling hungry. ❞

(A lil Bob Velseb x Reader one-shot drabble based on a post made by @.Orquidiapaint_ on Twitter. Reader is gender neutral, so it’s one for everyone hehe ♡)

"Can I… kiss you?"

It's an innocent question, and as you stare up at the man many called the Devil, you can tell that it absolutely caught him off-guard at least momentarily. For a few beats of silence, Bob simply stares at you, cyan irises flicking about in his skull as he looks you over, debating– before a grin starts to curve the corners of his lips upwards.

"You may." Rumbles the killer, his accented voice sounding much like a deep purr, "Though, I must warn you, I have very sharp teeth. But…" A clawed hand takes your chin, thumb brushing across the corner of your lip and the taller man so much closer to you, that eager grin broadening, "I don't think that'll stop you from kissin' me, will it?"

You give a meagre shake of your head, feeling your skin be pulled slightly by the points still tracing tender flesh. He looks pretty eager – something you can’t quite help but feel particularly flustered over. Has he wanted to kiss you that bad, or did the idea of your lips getting cut on his teeth so he could taste the sweet iron of your blood draw this kind of excitement? You aren’t sure and at the moment you don’t exactly care to ask, especially when his lips press to yours, clawed hands moving from your face to instead grip your waist and wrist, effectively holding your body against his. Cyan eyes had fallen shut near immediately, your own following suit when you start to melt against him and reciprocate his much more intense affection.

A tongue rolling across your lips makes you jump, earning a rough, muffled chuckle from the cannibal currently holding you. You had honestly expected him to taste of blood and maybe even meat – and you’re right about one of those things as his tongue slides into your mouth, the pointed edges of his teeth grazing the skin of your soft lips; it makes you thankful he’d chosen to favour you more romantically than simply out of pure hunger – had he chosen to eat you alive, he was perfectly capable of doing so and you’re certain teeth digging into you to pull you apart would not have been pleasant. He holds that intense, eager kiss until you’re damn near out of breath before pulling back, a thin strand of saliva still connecting your tongues until he brings his own across his teeth with a wide, satisfied smirk and a feral glow to his half-lidded cyan hues.

“That satisfy your curiosities, darlin’?” He purrs, voice rough, husky, and broken up by how he was so heavily panting for breath he hadn’t realised he needed until after your embrace parted. Feeling him wipe the remaining saliva from your lip with his thumb, you nod sheepishly. It sure did for now. You’re absolutely a flustered mess, cheeks flushed a sweet red and body burning up with embarrassment. “Hahah… Don’t be afraid to ask me if ya have anymore, ah, curious questions~”

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no words only bob

My wife <3

There really is nothing like a soft fuzzy man 

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[Tried my best drawing in the actual art style of the video it was enjoyable, I love drawing bob in different ways :]]

[song inspo - Soft Fuzzy Man by Lemon Demon, obviously 💀 and IN MY MOUTH by Black Dresses]

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