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new york is beautiful and english is hard

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Trying to teach Stray Kids math

Chan: so if you have 27 apples-

Felix: why do I have so many apples?

Hyunjin: yea last time I checked you need money to buy apples

Jeongin: Felix has money?

Chan: it’s just part of the question. Anyways, and if you give 10 to a friend-

Seungmin: why would I give so many apples to a friend?

Changbin: yea I spent good money on those apples

Chan: it’s just- whatever *goes back to lesson* what do you have left?

Minho: a very well planned out murder

Jisung: why couldn’t they just buy their own apples?

Felix: yea I didn’t spend money just so you can take what I bought

Seungmin: why does Felix have so many apples though?

Felix: I’m an impulsive buyer

Jeongin: I thought you were Australian

Chan: Jesus fucking chri-

Minho: just throw the apples at their head instead

Jisung: how you like them apples? *shitty pun*

Changbin: never do that again

Jisung: shut up you short ass bi-

Felix: yeo don’t call him that

Jisung: I speak the truth

Felix: I mean, yea, but still

Woojin: *walks in* how’s the math going?

Hyunjin: Felix bought 27 apples

Woojin: *points at Felix* what the hell did I tell you last time? The grocery store probably thinks we’re insane

Hyunjin: I don’t blame them

Minho: especially with Felix being a headass

Jeongin: isn’t Felix Australian?

Chan: *banging head against wall*

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chan sliding into ur dms like

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Lin Yanjun - 180630 Nine Percent THX with LOVE Hangzhou Fanmeeting  D-1 [4.4 trans]

This world class face🙊🙊🙊it makes me want to faint

@林彦俊

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Wang Ziyi - 180630 Nine Percent THX with Love Hangzhou Fanmeeting D-1 [1.2]

王子异 ♠️#0713 Wang Ziyi HBD# 180630 FM Hangzhou DAY1 Our Prince is here @王子异 ​​​ ​​​​

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✨Finally sorting my mutuals into Houses✨

Slytherin - 🐍

Gryffindor - 🦁

Ravenclaw - 📘

Hufflepuff - 🌞

I’ll be mentioning the ones I feel like I know well enough or I’ve formed an opinion on. They’re probably not spot on or they don’t match your actual houses but it’s how I see my lovely mutuals based on what we’ve talked so far. Also, I didn’t explain why I sorted you this way but if you do want me to, just comment/reblog/send me an ask/dm. Also, I wasn’t shallow and sorted you by the “brave, mean, cute, smart” criteria everyone seems to be doing, I actually went in depth with the traits of each house hehe. Love y’all (also I wouldn’t mind to get an opinion from you about what house you’d sort me in *wink wonk*) 💜

@yanjunniiee, @yanjuniverse, @04-naridx, @wonnwooo - 🐍

@abziyi, @iiikpop - 🦁

@tolwenjun, @cat-miaw, @straymons, @mydearestkunkun, @huangkinghao (my God, you were the most difficult one to sort and I probably got it wrong anyway), @yanjunify - 🌞

@scriptura-adrepticius - 📘

@eriines, @kpopdreality - 🐍+📘

@vicccwrites - 🐍+🌞

@whu-zhengting, @tacendaletter - 🦁+📘

@younghyuns-nose-scrunch, @beewhenjune 🦁+🌞

@linyan9un (I’m still on the fence about yours lmao) - 📘+🌞

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Name Moodboard - Rose 🌹 @straymons

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Reblog for an archive moodboard

+ put your bias in the tags if you would like them to be included

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do u ever just look at someone and get annoyed

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the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set go

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© StarryMond_繁星月明

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「180627」Zeren’s Weibo Update w/ Justin

“💪🏼See you next time! These two days have been especially high! Also very happy to get to know all of the seniors. Hope everyone is happy every day~”

Justin liked + commented:

“I’m very handsome”

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sister is Sana (Twice), brother is Yoongi (BTS), boyfriend is Xiumin (EXO)

did i miss something important or,, what does this mean ? please i wanna know!!

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@yanchen-enthusiast it's done!💓

one shot - zhou yanchen

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You were woken up rather unpleasantly by the sound of some cats screeching beneath your window. Can´t they fight somewhere else ? you thought. You sat up with a huff to close your window and hopefully find some more sleep but a muffled groan stopped you.

You looked to your left to check if you woke up your boyfriend . Luckily he was still deep asleep. He had come home pretty late yesterday evening. His flight home from Paris being delayed, Yanchen had only fallen face first into the soft pillows, already half asleep.

You smiled as you thought back to his little whines of annoyance when you had tried to get him at least out of his jeans. Yesterday night his face had been scrunched up in afford to make up for the lack of sleep but now all the stress he had had the past days was gone and he looked so peaceful sleeping in your bed like that. 

“What a Baby.” you wispered to yourself as you gently removed his hand from your hip, careful not to disturb him again. You got up and quietly closed to window, throwing one last glace outside to check if these stupid cats were gone. Tip toeing back to the bed you slipped under the covers again and closed your eyes, trying to fall back asleep. 

You almost succeeded if it wouldn´t have been for that arm sneaking around your waist. You opened your eyes to look at Yanchen only to find him smiling tiredly at you, his eyes shining nevertheless. 

“I missed you, mon amour.” he said quitely, pulling you closer. You giggled at his cheesiness. “So you´re fluent in French now ?” you asked, lightly stroking his back, feeling the tense muscles relax under your touch. “Oui, mon cherie.” He smiled brighter, the whole room suddenly lighting up. “How long were you there ? A day ?” you teased him. “Whatever.” Yanchen groaned and buried his head in your neck, making your breath hitch. This guy was unbelievable. 

It´s been quite a long time since you and Yanchen had started dating yet he was still making your heartbeat go highwire with sweet actions like this. 

As you were laying there, stil running your hands up and down his back you felt him shift against you. Giggling loudly you pushed his face away putting your hand over your neck where his face had been. “What ?” he asked, dumbfounded. 

“Stubble.” you replied “It tickles.” He actually looked concerned for a second but then he grinned mischievously and before you could react he had your hand pinned on the matress and was rubbing his face against your neck. “No- stop!” You tried to shove him away again but he only grabbed your other hand aswell, while you were practically choking on your laughter. When he finally stopped you were completely out of breath. 

“I hate you.”, you wheezed out before hitting his head with a pillow, knocking him flat on the bed. “Sure.” he laughed. “So you awake now ?”  

“Yeah.” you huffed. “Should I make breakfast ?” Yanchen nodded happily, hastily getting up and putting on sweatpants. You yawned and threw the covers aside. 

“Should I go buy some croissants ?” Yanchen suddenly asked. “Ah oui, mon petit grenouille.” you joked.

“Hey.” Yanchen pouted. “My French is not that good yet.” You laughed and got up. “Just make sure you put on your pants the right way before you leave.” you pionted at his lower half. 

Yanchen´s face when he looked down on himself almost had you peeing yourself.

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Yanchen in Paris for 第一街拍TheFirstOneStreetSnap