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Poses from that GQ photoshoot meme that's going around
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i'm finally dating him for the first time in my current playthrough and that 10 heart event is what convinced me to marry him (and as a 20 something who lived at home until last month, it was extremely relatable lol)
I'm so glad people are starting to really love Sam as a bachelor because I fell in love with his character the day I first saw his cute sprite doing a kickflip. I don't give a damn that people think he's a manchild, I find his 14-heart event to be a very eye opening cutscene into his growing character arc. Also ngl his 10-heart event always gives me BUTTERFLIES whenever I think about it. I just sjfbdjfjdj it's so intimate and for whAT???
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stardew valley bachelor beta portraits vs final portraits!!!
prints: here and here
#god it really is so cute how it looks like them with their younger selves#jock -> jock who goes to the beach a lot#choir student -> broadway playwright#hosa member -> dilf (doctor i'd like to fuck)#diehard naruto fan -> what i'm thinking would get me stoned in the middle ages#it's not a phase mom -> it was only kind of a phase mom#1st round NGL draft pick -> torn acl and mcl 😔
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Haley! I don’t play but my bsf loves her <3
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i forgot to upload this here (again...)
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i know a gazillion people have done this already but... i'm gonna post my stardew valley bachelor/ette age hcs + my reasoning hehe
to start this off, i want to say that this is based on what concernedape said about all of them being 20+ but they're also all my personal hcs so i understand if you disagree!
ok that being said, here we go
- maru: 22. she works as a nurse as well as helping her dad with research, i think she's young but not Too young ykwim? demetrius is also really strict so it adds to her seeming young
- penny: 23. it seems like she's been teaching the kids for a few years already even though she hasn't gone to college yet, she also seems older than she is cus she's had to parent her mother :/
- sam: 25. since he lives at home, i think people think he's younger but tbf i know a lot of mid 20 somethings who live at home (me included until recently). i also think jodi and kent had him really young, like 18ish, typical military couple situation
- sebastian: 27. he remembers a time before robin married demetrius so he has to be at least 4 years older than maru, and i think he's a little older because i don't think robin gave birth immediately after getting remarried
- abigail: 23. she's comfortable hanging out with sam and sebastian but definitely seems younger than them, plus she's doing online school which tends to take longer than traditional uni
- alex: 20. to be honest he just seems like the youngest to me, he still wears his varsity jacket and has big dreams of playing gridball and stuff. also a lot of unresolved trauma.
- haley: 22. she's bratty but in a cute tsundere way which makes me think she might be on the younger side. plus she gives me (and everyone else) huge closeted lesbian vibes, so i feel like she hasn't fully come into her identity yet
- emily: 30. i feel like there's a significant age gap between her and haley cus she has second mom vibes and they also seem to have some friction in terms of responsibilities because emily does a lot for haley
- leah: 31. she gives me huge "i hit 30 and realized i needed to change my entire life" energy when she talks about leaving her ex and moving to stardew valley
- harvey: 34. i think he's the oldest, like he doesn't feel ancient but at the same time he had to have gone through med school and his residency so 34 feels comfortable
- shane: 31. he seems older because of the depression and the trauma, but i don't think he's past his early 30s yet, he kinda stopped taking care of himself so it just looks that way
- elliott: 32. he's got big "phd student who abandoned a career in academia to write his great american novel" type vibes, and he's not really self conscious about being very poetic and flowery so i think he's out of his tumultuous twenties
#idk yall what do you think?#stardew valley#sdv maru#sdv penny#sdv sam#sdv sebastian#sdv abigail#sdv alex#sdv haley#sdv emily#sdv leah#sdv harvey#sdv shane#sdv elliott#stardew valley headcanons
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sam and seb’s secret piercings //suggestive warning
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#i'm actually extremely normal and calm and sane about this.#and i'm definitely not having concerningly horny thoughts about them right now.#especially sam. i'm very normal about him.#sdv sebastian#sdv sam
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revamped the way i drew sam and sebastian’s piercings
bonus: hidden piercings
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