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stridercest145 · 8 years ago
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So a bat flew in our house its been a week and we cant find them at all. At 5am my brother got attacked by two the bat invited a friend and we cant find either of them
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stridercest145 · 8 years ago
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INPORTANT INFO FOR PEOPLE WHO WEAR FAKE LASHES
Contact solution helps get the glue off your eyes and falsies take a Qtip and damp it in contact solution and rub away that glue no more picking if off for 10 minutes
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stridercest145 · 8 years ago
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My 8 year old sister stole someones bra and pants from school
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stridercest145 · 8 years ago
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Fidget spinners should be prescribed to you
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stridercest145 · 8 years ago
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stridercest145 · 8 years ago
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MY SISTER LET A BIRD IN THROUGH THE FIRE PLACE AND IT WONT LEAVE MY MOM WAS MAD AND MY SISTER GOT MAD AND NOW SHES STUCK IN HER ROOM WHAT THE HELL DO I DO
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stridercest145 · 9 years ago
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OMFG PEOPLE ARE USING CONDOMS, TAPE, BOOB INSERTS AND NOW FUCKING TAMPONS TO PUT ON THERE FOUNDATION PLEASE STOP JUST USE YOUR DAMN FINGERS FOR GOD SAKES YOU DONT LIKE BRUSHES OR BEAUTI BLENDERS DONT GOTTA GO ALL THE WAY AND USE HYGEEN PRODUCTS TO DO YOUR MAKEUP
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stridercest145 · 9 years ago
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stridercest145 · 9 years ago
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Wow, I absolutely LOVE your blog please don't ever stop being awesome!!!
Thank you so much! :3
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stridercest145 · 9 years ago
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My damn ass mother has been hording this dry crispy dead ass plant for 5 months shes been watering it she wont get it of it because she "likes it" ITS FUCKING DEAD ITS SO DRY AND DEAD SHE REFUSES TO GET RID OF IT I FOUGHT WITH HER FOR 20 DAMN MINUTES TO GET RID OF IT SHE WONT LET ME GO NEAR IT NOW!!! ITS A DEAD ASS PLANT She needs to go to therapy for gods sake
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stridercest145 · 9 years ago
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My mother told me it insults her when her foot gets ichy
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stridercest145 · 9 years ago
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stridercest145 · 9 years ago
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Me:its cold Mom: you have a hat on you cant be cold
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stridercest145 · 9 years ago
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GAYYYYYYYYYY
Me: Joins a new fandom
Ok lets look at-
Brain: Gay ships
Me: No
Brain: YESSSSSSS
Me: Not again
ends up shipping every gay ship
God dammit
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stridercest145 · 9 years ago
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I’ve been craving for guardiancest lmao
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stridercest145 · 9 years ago
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Please explain why people take photos of their feet on a beach to tell us there on a beach
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stridercest145 · 9 years ago
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