striderstudios

[striderstudios]

!!PLEASE READ!!

My original username was galvanizedgunaholic

My account was targeted by Tumblr's latest wave of bans and it was entirely terminated, meaning everything is gone.

Followers, asks, content, everything was wiped out. Years of posting and interaction, all gone.

I'm hoping this post spreads around so my followers can find me, as I'm making this my new Jade blog. If you see this post, please spread it around.

[striderstudios]

@galvanizedgunaholic hey jade

i bet i can trap you in a box

no time travel bullshit

just good ol fashioned huntin and trappin

[striderstudios]

you could save money by just painting yourself in warm colours

I’ll need to start shopping for winter wear regardless of the actual time of year. That or figure out some way to keep out of the elements.

[striderstudios]

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a true strider builds his rep from the ground up harls

sides what would i say hey bro i need a few hundred thousand dollars to make a line of titfuckbelts and titfuckbelt titfuck videos

@striderstudios

yeah, its latex infused with spacethread, so although it looks tight, its just fitting snug

and i wasnt running around with my arms up like that, i just thought it was a cute pose!

[striderstudios]

its not by choice you know

its just a matter of rising to the top of ones industry

i had to work to be a part of the big tiddy industry i wasnt born into it!

@striderstudios

yeah, its latex infused with spacethread, so although it looks tight, its just fitting snug

and i wasnt running around with my arms up like that, i just thought it was a cute pose!

[striderstudios]

well if you ever want someone to run the numbers and get you an exact measurement ive been working with a fat titty fashion line for the last TIME years

where TIME = what even is time any more ive been reliving the same few months for years now

@striderstudios

yeah, its latex infused with spacethread, so although it looks tight, its just fitting snug

and i wasnt running around with my arms up like that, i just thought it was a cute pose!

[striderstudios]

jade im afraid to inform you that youve been carrying around illustrious tittie for a long time

the weight is normal

you have macromastia remember

you are 40% tittie

@striderstudios

yeah, its latex infused with spacethread, so although it looks tight, its just fitting snug

and i wasnt running around with my arms up like that, i just thought it was a cute pose!

[striderstudios]

you mean witch it does

i mean on fat strippertitty tier megaboobs the titfuckbelt accentuates and perfects the female form and provides practical access

praccess if you will

@striderstudios

yeah, its latex infused with spacethread, so although it looks tight, its just fitting snug

and i wasnt running around with my arms up like that, i just thought it was a cute pose!

[striderstudios]

uhhh yes

havent you seen terezis new style?

(artist: geoWaffle)

i mean her tits arent a third the size yours are so she doesnt pull off the look AS well

plus yours has the innovation of a front-hole thats very visionary of you putting some function over fashion

@striderstudios

yeah, its latex infused with spacethread, so although it looks tight, its just fitting snug

and i wasnt running around with my arms up like that, i just thought it was a cute pose!

[striderstudios]

damn and now theyre out there modelling titfuckbelts

theyre really going places

one a these days ill be saying to my friends oh jades tits yeah me and them go way back

@striderstudios

yeah, its latex infused with spacethread, so although it looks tight, its just fitting snug

and i wasnt running around with my arms up like that, i just thought it was a cute pose!

[striderstudios]

i don't know about you but my insides arent very symmetrical ive got a heart and a liver and a radgland all just sorta crammed in where they fit

no i mean your tits are just the exact same size even roses tits arent perfectly even

is that a side effect of being weightless all the time or did your boobs just decide they wanted to be a role model for all tits everywhere and decided they had to be without imperfections?

@striderstudios

yeah, its latex infused with spacethread, so although it looks tight, its just fitting snug

and i wasnt running around with my arms up like that, i just thought it was a cute pose!

[striderstudios]

where do you get spacethread is that woven from spacewool from a spacesheep?

you know you dont have to be embarrassed if sometimes you like to run around with your arms up by your side im sure it helps you maintain your equilibrium

speaking of equilibrium i did not realize your tits were 100% symmetrical

not even mismatched by a millimetre worth of mammary

@striderstudios

yeah, its latex infused with spacethread, so although it looks tight, its just fitting snug

and i wasnt running around with my arms up like that, i just thought it was a cute pose!

[striderstudios]

oh so its a latex one

cool cool

i thought so since you were running around with your arms up by your sides like that

figured youd know all that advanced tech stuff

heres an alternate, super-spooky witch outfit of mine. perfect for the season!

im particularly fond of both outfits, but im curious to see what others think. should i stick with the old one this year, or be bold and go with this new one?

[striderstudios]

hey jade nice titfuckbelt

what are the stats on that?

heres an alternate, super-spooky witch outfit of mine. perfect for the season!

im particularly fond of both outfits, but im curious to see what others think. should i stick with the old one this year, or be bold and go with this new one?

[striderstudios]

have scientists really discovered all the known numbers?

what if there are more? its possible we just need to look in the right places

someone check jades bra size maybe its there

[striderstudios]

youre not scaring anyone with those

well except for the brassiere makers you might scare those

but shaking your big fat wobblemeats for the camera is a fairly ineffective way to chase off trick or treaters

spooky witch boo-bies!

:p

[striderstudios]

i cant believe i just read that whole book

alchemy gets you some wild shit

a college textbook on how to perform a Full Body Skelectomy

im

im going to take a moment to process this

and also alchemise some lighter reading

anyone have some suggestions?