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TRUTH AND FALSEHOOD

my submission for false's fanart gallery event!!!!

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watch the water boil over

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Art to go along with my new oneshot 3rd life desert duo fic over here. There is wing preening and daydreaming about the partner you’re indebted to killing you <3

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love when theres a character whose entire existence is spoiler tagged by default. go behind the curtain boy

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hey. hey cub what does this mean

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Hermit a Day May - Day 11: Cub!

alternate, sketch, and lineart vers under the cut! (the alternate vers is w/o the firework dust)

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 7

PROPAGANDA:

[Wei Wuxian]

"He and his husband have giant breeding kinks and would LOVE for wwx to get pregnant. Reasons he should be pregnant:

He’s a great dad already. This would just fulfill his dreams.

Wwx can be the whiniest baby about being pregnant and he’s so right for it. Let this man be spoiled.

I need him to have the world’s cutest bump. He would take great bump pics.

I’ve read a bajillion fics where he’s pregnant and they only convince me more."

"Character of all time. Twink of all time. Was taking care of a child when his future husband showed up and he proceeded to tell him that he "birthed him myself" completely unsolicited. Probably implanted such an idea in his future husband's head at that very moment. Also has dreams of living domestic life with husband and "a little one." Has a pseudo-adopted son but was unfortunately dead for most of his childhood before coming back to life. Would definitely want another with the love of his love. He wants it. I want it. His husband wants it. Everybody wants it. Everybody NEEDS it. I can point you to hundreds of Pregnant Wei Wuxian fics on AO3 to prove this point. Get! Him! Pregnant! "

"wwx HIMSELF wants to be pregnant lol, he constantly jokes about having given birth to his adopted son and jokes about making him call him “mama.""

"Man wants to get pregnant so badly already cmon. He jokes about giving birth to his adoptive son and has a breeding kink with his hubby. Also has Big Mommy Energy and is sooo good with kids. Let this man get pregnant PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ--"

"how do i even put it. he canonically speedruns the "uhh idk i'm Probably straight?" to insane bottom pipeline. he jokes about having birthed another character (who is like essentially his and his love interest's adopted child too). he fucking LOVES kids this is shown in a teaching context but also just in general?? he and his husband are like sickeningly fucking sweet and lowkey should just get another kid. hes also an inventor who specifically messes around a lot with the "magic system" (i truly don't know how to summarise what cultivation is and how it works in mdzs succinctly) so i fully truly genuinely believe in his ability to somehow figure out a way to get pregnant despite not possessing a womb or anything of similar make. insane individual, proven good father, also he and his husband probably have a breeding kink already it's like a full package."

"He wants it sooo bad."

"He canonically jokes about giving birth and has sort of an adopted son whom he loves dearly but didn't get to raise him during his formative years so I think he deserves to have a proper parental experience with a biological child. On top of being a great father he's also a shamelessly horny bottom with a great body and an ass ready to be filled."

"It's not so much that I need him pregnant, it's more that he has canonically told everyone he bore his adopted son with his own body and his husband would really like the extra claim on him."

[Shockwave]

"I firmly believe that he would love nothing more than to bear Megatron's child."

"He's so pretty and I want him carnally. He's the lead scientist of the Decepticons, which is so hot of him. I can forgive his war crimes cause his breast is huge and he's just having fun. Is fun illegal now? (I'm coping.) There are 2 videos detailing a bunch of Shockwave's war crimes by MrNormalPerson I definitely recommend them if you're interested. :) He is literally a monster but if he was pregnant then he wouldn't be able to go do those things right? So I should get him pregnant to save others, I would be doing the universe a solid. It would be a logical choice to get him pregnant. I am so normal about this one eyed freak of a robot. (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏) Thank you for your time."

"i mean... JUST LOOK AT HIM."

"he is A DILF have you seen that man's body i'm gonna put him through an emotional rollercoaster (also you know what they say, the smarter the freakier!!)"

"Big evil purple bitch with huge honkers."

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my humble contribution to this meme and fandom

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So this took a hot minute to find again but it happened during Joel’s latest updated stream on yt, around 1:55:40

Joel: I dunno, my chat just crashes out when I say that I'm an Alpha... You know that I am though, right? Jimmy: You are, uh... you're my Alpha Joel: Thanks man. Jimmy: I dunno about anyone else's but you're my alpha. It's fine. Joel: Cool, cheers, great.

COOL. COOL. VERY NORMAL. COOL CHEERS GREAT.

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a collection of cubfans

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This took 5 hours…

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I mean I guess if you guys insist to not stop drawing him I guess I'll have to draw him more or somethin

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commission on vgen for @darklighter-konoha but its literally the blorbos so everyone look at them <333!!!

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Pearl! I've slightly updated her hair so it's a bit better

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they fucking WHAT

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calling

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