gender is a social construct made by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms
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I’m very fond of this whole vigilante Taph thing

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Still watching the newest Cloudward Ho episode but I wanted to congratulate Olethra Macleod for her childhood crush being confirmed as WLW
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Emily saying "this is the first time we've had a dildo on the show" and Zac yelling "NO IT ISN'T" like the Gorgug just jumped out of him for a second
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😐 ........ (says nothing but the force of my emotion throws everyone backwards 20 feet)
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i’m free on thursday if you wanna start a toxic codependent thing
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tumblr today as the one indie gamer who hasn't played hollow knight:
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i can’t wait to have a friend sword duel with my heterosexual life partner i’ve yearned for for eons. I hope we don’t fall in love and hug eachother while I cry into his arms surrounded by pools of our own blood
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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~
scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife
#i forgor i took a hot tray out the oven after baking cookies and uh#i leaned my arm against the boiling hot tray.#YEOWCH
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hi guys guess who read a fic and has another guest ship (i dont know why i gave him a mustache just fw it for now)
guestioso guys (or armyrabbit? punchmafia? Idk)
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Every year we're learning more an more about the strong as fuck ice mummy
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also if gnomes were all sitting around a small tree stump using it as a table and someone used the word "misnomer" one of them would speak up and go "HEEHEE. MISS GNOMER IS WHAT I CALL THE MISSUS" they'd all laugh so hard they fall off the mushrooms they are sitting on and spill the berry juice everywhere
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really im not that much of a pervert a sword is a pretty conventionally attractive weapon to fuck
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