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holy sisyphus

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im so chopped jesus christ

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bob odenkirk. please do not die.

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Hey guys, I know you joined this Facebook group to see marine biology memes, but I want to make a post from my life about something that's really important to me. These are my uncles, Bob and David. David is my mom's little brother, and Bob is his husband. They've been married for about 10 years, but they've been together for over 30, and their anniversary is coming up in a few weeks. When I was a kid my mom got divorced, but she still had to work full time, so in the summer she'd drop me off at their house so they could watch me during the day. It was as if they became my surrogate parents while my mom was out trying to make us enough money to keep the house. They were both aspiring comedians at the time and mostly worked at night, so they had time to take care of me during the day while my mom worked. My mom started calling them "Mr. and Mr. Show" at one point because they were booking so many, and the nickname has stuck to this day. Their shows were amazing, but being around them was even better. We would always play games together: in the one we played the most, I'd sit Bob and David down at the dinner table and make them come up with new inventions, and I'd be the judge who decided who won based on which one I liked more. We ordered pizza and sang in silly voices. I didn’t realize how lucky I was. They did so much for me and my mom. Now, it's time to return the favor. Bob is currently in the hospital being treated for acute big dick syndrome, and their insurance doesn't cover the life-saving dick shortening surgery he needs. With Bob's and David's permission, I've started a Kickstarter to help shorten Bob's dick. If he doesn't get it shortened, he'll never be able to have a boner again without passing out. David is devastated. My mom is devastated because she hates to see her little brother so heartbroken, and she's been helping with the finances, but it isn't enough. We need help. If you've read this far, please give this post a like and share it. Bob needs you. David needs you. My family needs you.

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wjy do people look at me like i'm a mad man if i say duncan is relatively hotter than hannibal

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oops

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Tshirt that says I ♥️ my pornstar daughter

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not now baby, daddy's gotta look up pictures of girls who look like you while he takes care of something

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everyone should have a dog that's also your daughter that you can fuck

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“please what baby?” idk just give!!!!!!

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wana watch xfiles n law n order because lich everyone n their mothers r in it

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ozempic. or tapeworm this christmas

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seeing my old stuff makes me pmo genuinely why do i still get notes for it

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AAAAA JUST LOOK AT THIS SWEETIE MUFFIN HONEY BUNCH...!!!!!🥹🥹🥹

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he's a fucking actor n they decided to go for fag pitt 😡

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indians r at the verge of being exiled from planet earth n we still don't have any slurs against us