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A friend of mine and I were playing a video game and suddenly the soldier from TF2 showed up on our screens and told us that if we didn't stop playing the game "the wrong way" he'd have to educate us about history's most important film makers.

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@waddledash

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Overwatch might have halloween skins that make their players wanna beat off, but they’ll never have character lines as good as Soldier’s “Tonight, your ass will be visited by three ghosts: my foot, my other foot, and a ghost!”

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Hey so I know I have like no followers on here but

If y’all wanna be awesome and follow me on twitch and tune in every so often that’d be sick nasty

Twitch.tv/Paulswellthatendswell

I have a link on my channel to my steam group where I announce when I plan on streaming

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Charlotte’s Web - All Bosses

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the soldier from TF2 says a lot of goofy stuff but honestly “if God had wanted you to live he would not have created me” is a pretty raw fucking line

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this is so funny

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i LOVE galarian weezing

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Its summertime, post Nihilist spongebob

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Its summertime, post Nihilist spongebob

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I was baking a strawberry shortcake for my mom when I realized that I forgot the baking powder. I began to panic so I pulled the cakes out of the oven; they were already completely baked but they rose just fine without the baking powder? I was staring at them in confusion, trying to remember if I accidentally put yeast in the batter, when I felt a shadow loom over me. I looked over my shoulder only to find Luigi. Luigi tenderly took my hands and told me, “You need not worry, for I will accompany you in any and all of your baking endeavors.” I have never felt more loved in my life. I cried.