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came home from getting groceries to this in the neighbours yard:

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don't say "empathy" when you mean "helping others."

don't say "empathy" when you mean "moral values."

don't say "empathy" when you mean "taking people's problems into account."

don't say "empathy" when you mean "stand up for people who can't stand up for themselves."

don't say "empathy" when you mean "sense of justice."

don't say "empathy" when you mean "doing right things."

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It's a little surprising that the "Monday's child is fair of face" nursery rhyme never caught on as an arbitrary personality-assigner in the same way astrology did. It makes the same amount of sense.

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*guy with an undiagnosed disability voice:* haha it’s kinda crazy how everyone just deals with the constant unending pain but we just thug it out like usual 💯💯💯

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scary pop up

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i've seen honeymoon suite twice now in the past 3 years and neither time did they play my favorite song, which i now realize is because they don't have anyone to play one of the instruments, so if anyone out there plays a mean pan flute and is looking for a gig, hit these guys up and tell em strom from nova scotia wants to hear 'all along you knew' next time

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oh thank god, it was all a dream! it really is only the year 2001!

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ok google how do i propose deeper friendship and intimacy to my mutuals without feeling like a pervert predator

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and I say again any women's shelter that turns away trans women and mothers of boys is fraudulent and deserves to be cleared out for an agency actually willing to do the work

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Did you ever think about which parent would you choose to live with in an event of their divorce?

Yes

No

Bald

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me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!

me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...

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I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it

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i was hanging out with someone i had just met and i made reference to the fact that i'm a congenital amputee

and they were like "WAIT THAT'S REAL???"

and i was like HUH

and they were like "oh i have poorly managed psychosis and sometimes hallucinate that the people i'm looking at have the wrong amount of body parts. i just assumed i was hallucinating your hand the whole time i was talking to you"

deeply funny interaction of disabilities here lol

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seeing all the girls i went to high school with getting married and having babies and like I know this sounds mean but it’s literally like watching a horror movie

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the lady next to me at this concert is ignoring the band in favor of reading sunrise on the reaping, which like. fair. but more importantly, she bought 2 soft pretzels 45 minutes ago and has. not. touched. them. theyre just sitting on her lap. they were warm!! they were salted!! they didn't deserve this!!! haymitch abernathy would've killed for those pretzels!!

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well at least i don’t have kids

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shiny, bald, left handed bassist at this concert is white girl dancing on stage. effervescent.