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really unfortunate that if someone were to ask me what my current sex life is like summed up, the honest answer is "mostly task based"

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he might actually just be stupid though <3

being in a kink relationship is the funniest thing in the world sometimes. i told him as a reward for being a good boy, he could pick anything he wanted to do. no limits, no questions. sexy or not. if he said he wanted to go to wonderland next week, i would've called in sick to work and paid for the whole day. i was expecting something kind of big! something i would have to put planning into! maybe even something i'd have to be like "well that might not be possible, but we can try...?" i've been budgeting for over a month just in case!

but instead he just sent back "i wanna be your table" and this emoji

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being in a kink relationship is the funniest thing in the world sometimes. i told him as a reward for being a good boy, he could pick anything he wanted to do. no limits, no questions. sexy or not. if he said he wanted to go to wonderland next week, i would've called in sick to work and paid for the whole day. i was expecting something kind of big! something i would have to put planning into! maybe even something i'd have to be like "well that might not be possible, but we can try...?" i've been budgeting for over a month just in case!

but instead he just sent back "i wanna be your table" and this emoji

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one of my favourite things to come out of the last few months is that reddit has discovered this absolute dud, and is shitting all over him. r/loblawsisoutofcontrol is full of people calling him out for acting like a pissbaby and brings so much joy to my cold heart <3

anyways since i had the misfortune of accidentally reading his name again today, i'd like to remind everyone that this fucking weirdo (sylvain charlebois) exists and he thinks that women are ruining meat for everyone and that meat—yes the entire food group of meat—is for men only and eating meat is somehow a gendered activity ????

there are THREE factors listed in that last sentence and this moron was like "it's the fault of the wimmin"

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last week someone accused me of being "a dog with a high prey drive," which i think was meant as a playful no-barbs-meant criticism of how i can be uhhh a little unrelenting when it comes to certain topics i am passionate about, but mostly i can't stop thinking about hot i found that. troubling, perhaps.

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one of my favourite times of year is around now, when the geese are out in full force, and every shop in every plaza has to put a sign up that's like "PLEASE WATCH FOR AGGRESSIVE GEESE."

one of the lads at work has a new car and he's got it all scuffed up with wax so the angry male will stop pecking his own reflection and denting his car doors.

the pizza place next to me that gets really hot and usually props the back door open for air has to roll out the netting screen so we don't have a repeat of a few years ago when the goose helped itself inside and caused a whole health and safety debacle.

my grocery store has scarecrows hanging up by the automatic doors to keep the geese at bay. (doesn't really work)

my walk home from work includes a couple trails and a path that cuts across the high school track field, where there's regular warnings to only use one earbud so you can be aware if the geese are attacking from behind.

we are being held hostage, and i for one enjoy it immensely

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ultrasound tech at the end: okay! all done. what did you think about that? me, being very normal and not at all saying that i've been thinking about sticking my fingers in the pretty little ports and getting gently electrocuted: it was really neat! thank you so much!

had to get a mammogram and an ultrasound today because my body has decided to grow some Mysterious Circles inside of me, but it was so fun! the lady who did the tiddy squisher on me didn't mind that i was excited and asked a lot of questions about the machine/her job, and i had to go down the hall to the ultrasound bay which has THE best mood lighting i've ever seen, oh my god. they put me in this room i can only describe as The Perfect Nap Room with the lights down low and this machine

and the little ports at the bottom half where the wands plug in all glow, and the whole thing was so ~aesthetic~ and soothing that i had a really good time getting Goo massaged into my tits.

sorry to the two nice ladies who happened to be my techs today because i had a billion million questions about how cool your job is and how crazy these machines are. also thank you to the ultrasound tech who let my flick my boob to watch it ripple on the screen because that was really funny. and also big shout out to all the ladies/fellow patients in the waiting room for sensing my nervous energy and chatting with me :)

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had to get a mammogram and an ultrasound today because my body has decided to grow some Mysterious Circles inside of me, but it was so fun! the lady who did the tiddy squisher on me didn't mind that i was excited and asked a lot of questions about the machine/her job, and i had to go down the hall to the ultrasound bay which has THE best mood lighting i've ever seen, oh my god. they put me in this room i can only describe as The Perfect Nap Room with the lights down low and this machine

and the little ports at the bottom half where the wands plug in all glow, and the whole thing was so ~aesthetic~ and soothing that i had a really good time getting Goo massaged into my tits.

sorry to the two nice ladies who happened to be my techs today because i had a billion million questions about how cool your job is and how crazy these machines are. also thank you to the ultrasound tech who let my flick my boob to watch it ripple on the screen because that was really funny. and also big shout out to all the ladies/fellow patients in the waiting room for sensing my nervous energy and chatting with me :)

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that's him

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The worst kind of pie

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Rolling Thunder and Pouring Rain - Submitted by: fastman27

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Money in the Bank || July 01 - 2023

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Tea set

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A woman wearing Chinese armor