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just had an absolutely atrocious thought

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Hey, remember me? We spawned into beginner village together! You reclassed to Archmage? That’s awesome, don’t you have to get to like, level 60 for that? …Huh? Oh, haha, well, no not really, you know how it is with us village kids. Dropped out of the main questline like, way back. I just sort of play to fish, I’m not very good at combat. I’m doing okay for myself though, I caught a Sea Bass the other day that sold for 10g! Oh, um, sorry, didn’t mean to— no, it’s okay, i get it, daily dungeons are like, super important. It was really nice to see you again

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太极taiji basketball street dance in chengdu, sichuan, china

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Just helped a really lovely woman in her eighties who told me she’d been married for fifty nine years. I made an appropriate sound of awe only for her to scoff.

“It’s too long. Fifty nine years is too long to be married to someone. He’s just always there. Since I was twenty. You guys nowadays get to wait but we had to get married right away back then.”

“Before we retired I had some damn time to myself but now he’s just there. Watching golf.”

She shook her head, “We always said we wouldn’t turn into our parents but there he is, watching golf.” After another sigh she repeated, “It’s just too long.”

Placing bets on her husband mysteriously disappearing in the next year.

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moon and rainbow at sunrise by mark ham

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fossilized teeth

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Can you post a praying mantis please?

Let's get you some cool mantises!

Giant Devil’s Flower Mantis (Idolomantis diabolica), family Empusidae, found in Eastern Africa

photograph by Igor Siwanowic

Thistle Mantis (Blepharopsis mendica), family Empusidae, found in parts of the Middle East and northern Africa

photograph by Richard Towell

Orchid Mantis (Hymenopus coronatus), family Hymenopodidae, found in SE Asia

photograph by @sipinkara

Conehead Mantis (Empusa pennata), family Empusidae, Spain

photograph by Marta Albareda (@malbafont_macrophotography)

Chinese Shield Mantis (Asiadodis yunnanensis), family Mantidae, from Yunnan, China, above a Tropical Shield Mantis (Choeradodis rhomboidea), family Mantidae, from Perú

photograph via: mantisparadise

Red-and-yellow Slender Flower Mantis (Toxodera integrifolia), female, family Toxoderidae, Malaysia

Photograph by Chien C Lee

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mole crickets might just be one of the cutest bugs ive ever seen in my fugging life im not even messing around i feel like i wanna kiss them and hug them and pet them like a little puppy doggy

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if i was a robot id make sure i have an inbuilt red LED mode that turns on when im evil and then id use it as a threat whenever im minorly inconvenienced.

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Something about FNAF 3 and Fazbear Frights taking place in 2023 in our current social media landscape

(part 2)

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one of my favorite tropes in chinese literature is when a guy’s wife is clearly a ghost/demon/fox fairy and he just can’t see it. i’m reading a story where this guy keeps getting arrested because his wife will just magically steal steal shit out of sealed boxes and give it to him as a present, and whenever someone is like dude i think something’s up with his wife he asks her and she’s like i’m literally normal. so he turns around and says yeah guys she’s literally normal

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choking a girl's dick is known to improve mental health btw

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Reflection by Karina Pavlova

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Old mosaics that still feel kinda relevant to locals 🐟 Ever since @_leevolt_ came up with this amazing mosaic brush I wanted to use it for a ridiculously big fresco kind of illu

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Being in a vtm server with people who make ai pictures has me wanting to slam my head into my desk as hard as possible

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mmm soob