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I got so jumpscared when I looked at my followers count what do you mean there's 7 entire separate akuma kun fans on tumblr. I thought there were like. four max. this is so scary..................

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Thank you tweeter for telling me that there's gonna be akuma kun merch in february or something. I will do nothing with this information

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20 + 29 for mister strophaia akuma kun :3 love tjat bird

(for this ask game)

20. love language/way they show affection

via just lots of physical touch lmao, like, in the anime practically every time he and his precious little pogchamp Aeshma/Ichiro were near each other he just wont stop fondling him. he'll throw his hat off just so he has access to his hair and start manually maintaining his lil hair tuft. If he really likes you and has easy access to you then he won't ever leave you alone. You will feel that parrot on your skin every second you are conscious. No escape. He's also not very familiar with the human concept of "boundaries" and "personal space" he was born in like 1000000000000000000 bc that's like explaining minecraft youtuber drama lore to a medieval noble

29. quirks and personal habits

Can't really sit still for too long at a time, he's always either just flying around or doing something with his hands or just fidgeting or twitching or whatnot. I don't think he gets tired that easily either so he's gonna keep moving until he eventually 30 days later finally lays down sleeps for like a week and then resumes. Also cannot survive boredom not having anything to do is excruciating to him he needs so much enrichment in his enclosure...

In terms of like, worse habits, he starts plucking out his feathers whenever he's stressed. Maybe he had way more (and a thicker layer of) feathers before canon, but ever since the Parenthood arc and then the They Took The Fucking Kid arc he pretty much brutalized himself beyond recognition which also made his skin itchy which then made him start scratching at it 24/7. and flinging himself against walls in despair. And every single self-destructive distressed bird behavior that exists

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Aestro swap AU where Ichiro is some 40 year old dude living in a cabin alone in the most haunted woods on Earth and survives fully off of spirit, bison meat, death caps, fire, crack, vocaloids about mass murder and cash he earned via selling all his organs to Satan. One day he finds some fucked up looking angel baby in his garbage bin which imprints on him like a duckling and so he decides "yeah why not" and raises him like the son he never needed but deserved. Strophaia's an ipad baby sits on his shoulder like a pet parrot only ever eats hotcakes and literally nothing else and has separation anxiety that makes him start eating his feathers every time Ichiro leaves to go to the bathroom without him. Their personal version of The Incident is that Shingo and Mephisto came over one day left the solomon flute somewhere on the floor and forgot and Strophaia got curious played it and jusr accidentially fucking killed himself or something . still a placeholder subject to change until I feel like thinking again

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ep5 rewatch

these shacks look fucking miserable to live in god bless. i do not trust that landlord but also i feel like i could take him in a fight

pathetic.............

THE KEY he's remembering that fucked up hell bird that shook him around on flights every day and nearly dropped him several times. where he was raised in hell and strophaia didn't quite get human husbandry that much so he just fed him crack and asbestos and just patted his head and purred soothingly whenever he got a traumatic injury with his brain slime bits sticking out. but he did his best with what he had and for that he should be admired

shingo and mephisto were so fucking mean back then for no reason. they didnt even let him see his darling pogchamp during weekends.... or even just christmas......... fucked up

ichiro when anything ever happens: O_O

"i guess ill ask that guy" help. #fatherlessbychoice #unrequitedparentallove

his voice... i heard his voice........ im pregant by the sound alone. aouuughhh god i love strophaia so much if only there was a way to ever meet him in this- oh god fucking damn it are you kidding. stop fucking crunching why is that everything he ever does is to flap around out of sight and fucking crunch some leftover shit in the flesh halls. now that i think about it the Blood Void Flesh Labirynth walls kinda resemble the hell dimension from akuma kun but if it were the backrooms.... hmmmm....... food for thought

im never gonna think about a fictional character that much ever again the risk is too high. the risk is too fucking high

nvm pregnagt again. the circle is here. strophaia rapidly approaching

is this what attraction feels like. or cuteness aggression. i want to kill him so bad i need to squeeze his adorable little throat so hard ill crush his windpipe and i think ill delete that paragraph on second thought

he finally got that phone call <3

majestic thank u. pleaseee show up at my house this night ill take you over the Entities that want to jumpscare me so bad anytime i open my eyes at night. he can kill me too if he wants

aeshma <3 also theres a type of dragonflies called "aeshna" pretty similiar huh just thought ill point this out. yes i am aware of the other meaning of aeshma i just needed to point the dragonflies out

shingo felt that shit. sensed a disturbance "not that fucking freak again" .

whys he so cunty whys he so cunty whys he so cunty whys he so cunty whys he so cunty whys he so cunty

"how've you been" see he cares .

NOT THAT FUCKING HUG. I know what you are. Im gonna be sick. I'm gonna be SICK. i am going into active labor

ill let him save me anytime 100% out of my way ichiro your fucking loss

whys he so girlypop....

what is he onto . im not listening nor arguing with a being of that caliber whatever you say goregerous <3 can we mary pleaseeee

BURN THE FLUTE THIS IS AN EVIL EVIL ITEM

outstanding performance king slayyyy. my watered are cropped

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i forgot about the rain code chapter 1 nail man episode.......... woaghhh also strophaia's gonna appear which is huge

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or actually i don't care. rewatch liveblog once again i dont think ill be able to keep silent over this

ep3:

i would screenshot mephisto III's bombastic side-eye at the satan eating guy if dumbfuck site netflix allowed me to

ichiro is like if autism and szpd both joined forces to create the most cryptically correct individual on earth. and made him aroaceapl too cause why not. that boy is not attracted to you and never will be. god bless

he could kill an innocent man and i would support him. he should kill in season 2

satan in the maid dress just casually listening to that shit:

luckily, the creature provides

ichiro may have done a little stupid back there but he almost had it so he deserves some credit for that at least,

HERE HE COMES THE THE MAID SATAN

UAUUUUGHAAAAUUUUUUUAAAAAUUUUU GRRRRRRRR GRRRRRRRRRRR RRRAUUUUUUUUUWWWRRRR eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets tail starts spinning like a helicopter allowing me to float a cartoon heart shape starts thumping out my chest obama is there

he should have stayed in that fucking dress for the whole anime

that tongue game is insane

i forgot about the second stupid that ichiro and mephisto iii pulled in this. well it worked out fine in the end also thank you satan, and i mean. thank you. for appearing here at this time, in this attire

ok by the end of this season how many people want to eat ichiro's heart

he carried him :33

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never getting over how i managed to snatch the strophaia url before anyone else did i am god. this is a mark of status

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rewatching akuma kun (yay) and just got to that episode with satan in the maid dress. do i unpause i dont think im ready yet i don't want to hauve covid once again....

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oh yeah and the link lol

Wake up babe the Akuma Kun netflix full soundtrack just dropped. Supposedly

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Abandoned by humans

Strophaia discovering an abandoned once every 10,000 year genius in the rain

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I forgot how hard these went

Wake up babe the Akuma Kun netflix full soundtrack just dropped. Supposedly

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Wake up babe the Akuma Kun netflix full soundtrack just dropped. Supposedly

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Hydrangea

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Akuma Kun and AeStro have taken over my life. First two drawings were part of a one hour art challenge on twitter/x! Second drawing also featuring if-kun, if Aeshma was never kidnapped by Shingo and continued to live as Aeshma. Third drawing was to cheer for my circle and everyone else at Super Comic City!

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Strophaia fanart with any visible muscles is so disturbing to me. He would not be buff that thing is built like a sickly crumpled up joint. If he didn't use cheats a strong breeze could knock him over and shatter all his hollow bird bones upon impact with the grass

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