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reblog if you’re okay with people writing fanfics of your fanfics and/or fanfics inspired by your fanfics
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*roof roof roof roof*
"That's going right up my ass"
lando wants to be called good puppy so baddd
HORNY FREQK WE WILL PUT A GUN UP UR ASS
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One thing about Lando Norris is he's going to MANIFEST
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MONTREAL, QUEBEC - JUNE 12: Oscar Piastri of Australia and McLaren looks on in the Paddock during previews ahead of the F1 Grand Prix of Canada at Circuit Gilles-Villeneuve on June 12, 2025 in Montreal, Quebec.
📸: Photo by James Sutton/LAT Images.
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thanks for taking my request like a few days ago hehehe im very happy!!! :p lovee ur writing it’s really good and if you don’t mind making an f1 text au where u flirt with them through an unknown number to see their reaction 🙇🏻♀️ thank youu and take your time *mwah kith*
flirting with your f1 boyfriend through an unknown number (prank gone wrong)
( texts masterlist \ main masterlist \ drop a request ) ★: feat :: max verstappen, lewis hamilton, carlos sainz, charles leclerc, lando norris, oscar piastri ★ : genre :: crack ★ : a/n :: FUNNY AS FUCK I LOVED THIS REQUEST LMAO ★ : requested :: yes
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max sounded very certain in early 2022 when he said that lando was "not going to appreciate it" when quadrant left a 'lifesize' cardboard cutout of him behind lando's desk in monaco after the move, but of course lando kept it there and gleefully used it to bully him at first opportunity a few weeks later after dominating him at golf.
lando claimed to have put the cutout in the bin by jan 2023, allegedly because he was "fed up with looking at his face," and so it was presumed to be gone, but two years later in feb 2025, max said the cutout was still there, and this was proved later in june, when max got another round of rinsing about it being 'lifesize' <3
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max sounded very certain in early 2022 when he said that lando was "not going to appreciate it" when quadrant left a 'lifesize' cardboard cutout of him behind lando's desk in monaco after the move, but of course lando kept it there and gleefully used it to bully him at first opportunity a few weeks later after dominating him at golf.
lando claimed to have put the cutout in the bin by jan 2023, allegedly because he was "fed up with looking at his face," and so it was presumed to be gone, but two years later in feb 2025, max said the cutout was still there, and this was proved later in june, when max got another round of rinsing about it being 'lifesize' <3
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Lestappen Marvel AU with Max as Steve Rogers and Charles as Tony Stark.
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*roof roof roof roof*
"That's going right up my ass"
lando wants to be called good puppy so baddd
HORNY FREQK WE WILL PUT A GUN UP UR ASS
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Lestappen Marvel AU with Max as Steve Rogers and Charles as Tony Stark.
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Engaged-ish
Lando Norris x Grand Duchess!Reader
Summary: in which an obscure Luxembourgish tradition leads to a proposal … sort of
The paddock buzzes like a beehive, sun-drenched and shimmering with the scent of gasoline, sunscreen, and expensive cologne. Cameras flash. People talk in clipped, purposeful voices. Somewhere, an engine snarls awake.
And then — chaos.
Well, not chaos exactly. More like a whoosh, followed by a yelp.
“Oi! Shit! Watch out!”
A blur of black and orange comes flying down the narrow stretch between team garages. Lando Norris, crouched low on a scooter like a gremlin on wheels, is laughing before he slams into something soft and solid.
There’s a crunch of expensive heels.
A thud.
A gasp.
And then-
“Oh my God. Ohmygodohmygod.” Lando’s already halfway off the scooter, scrambling to his feet with hands out like he can rewind time by sheer panic. “Are you — are you okay? I didn’t — I mean, it’s not like, that fast, right? It’s — okay, yeah, no, you’re very much on the ground, cool cool cool-”
You’re lying there, halfway on your side, propped up by one elbow, blinking. Your oversized sunglasses are askew. One of your heels has flown halfway under a stack of Pirellis.
And the guy looming above you is grinning like he’s not sure if he should laugh or throw himself into the Mediterranean out of shame.
"Hi," he says. "Sorry for, uh. Running you over."
You tilt your head, still stunned. “Are you seriously racing a scooter through the paddock?”
“It’s not racing if no one’s timing it,” Lando says brightly, offering you a hand. “… But yes. And that was reckless. And stupid. And really fun. But mostly stupid.”
You stare at his hand. His cap’s pushed up on his head, curly hair spilling out in sweaty tangles. His eyes are impossibly bright. He looks like he just crash-landed from a cartoon.
You take his hand.
He pulls you up with an exaggerated grunt. “Wow. Okay. You’re stronger than you look.”
“You’re more of a menace than you look.”
He grins. "Thank you. Wait, was that a compliment?"
“Not even remotely.”
You dust yourself off, lifting your sunglasses onto your head. Lando watches, then lets out a short laugh.
“Oh no.”
“What?”
“You’re — yeah, wow, okay. You’re very pretty. Like, really pretty. You’re probably important, huh?”
You narrow your eyes.
“Are you asking if I’m important because I’m pretty?”
“No! No no no,” he says, horrified. “God, no. I mean — you look like the kind of person who has a security detail and a Wikipedia page. Which is not the only reason you’re important. It’s just … I feel like I’m gonna get sued.”
You smirk. “You might.”
He’s staring at you like you just told him he ran over Taylor Swift.
“Okay. What’s your name? I’ll write you a very panicked apology letter. Maybe flowers? Wait, do you even like flowers? Maybe chocolate. Wait — nut allergy?”
You blink. “Are you always like this?”
He considers that. “Yeah. But sometimes I tone it down for the elderly or if I’m at a funeral.”
You should be irritated. You’re not. Somehow, all this flailing panic is … disarming. He’s like a golden retriever who just knocked over a vase and is now waiting to see if you’ll still pet him.
“I’m Y/N,” you say finally.
“Y/N,” he repeats. “That’s a lovely name.”
“And you are Lando Norris.”
He pauses. “… So you do know who I am. That feels unfair.”
“You ran me over.”
“Right. Nevermind.”
You retrieve your shoe from under the tires with a little sigh. He watches you with a sort of guilty awe. Like he can’t quite believe he survived the collision.
Then, after a beat, “You here for the race?”
You arch a brow. “What gave it away?”
“Could be the Monaco sun,” he says, walking backward beside you now. “But also the outfit. You look too … elegant to be someone’s PR handler. You’re not a driver’s girlfriend either, or I’d have seen you on Insta by now.”
You snort. “What a deduction.”
“I know, right? Sherlock Norris. So … what do you do?”
You stop walking. He stops too. Tilts his head.
You smile. “I would tell you …”
“Oh, you would?” He says, eyebrows bouncing.
“-but I think I want to see if you can guess my job correctly.”
He grins. “Love a challenge.”
You lean in slightly, like you’re sharing a secret. “You only get one guess.”
“Only one?”
“One.”
“Okay, okay. No pressure.” He pinches the bridge of his nose like it’ll help summon divine clarity. “Let’s see. You’re well-dressed, clearly clever, somehow not screaming at me despite the vehicular assault … so you’re either incredibly powerful or completely unbothered by earthly consequences.”
“Very astute.”
He squints. “You’re … a fashion CEO.”
You blink. “That’s your guess?”
He nods, proud. “Big time. Like, quietly running a billion-euro empire from a Parisian penthouse. You look like you boss people around in three languages.”
You purse your lips. “Close.”
“Seriously?”
“No. Not even remotely.”
He looks personally offended. “Okay, then who are you?”
You just start walking again.
“Oh, come on! That’s mean,” he whines, trailing after you. “I guessed. You said I get to know!”
“No,” you say over your shoulder. “I said I want to hear if you can guess it. You didn’t.”
“Unbelievable,” he mutters. “Is this what heartbreak feels like? Are you — are you a spy? A secret agent? Do you know Daniel Craig? Please tell me you’re MI6.”
You’re laughing now, which only makes him more dramatic.
“Oh, you’re loving this,” he accuses. “You’re totally enjoying watching me flail.”
“You flail very naturally.”
“Thank you — wait, no. That’s not a compliment.”
“Isn’t it?”
He squints suspiciously. “You’ve got the same energy as my trainer when he says I’m doing a good job but makes the workouts harder.”
“I’ll take that as a compliment.”
“Okay, mysterious beautiful stranger who may or may not be royalty-”
You freeze for a split second.
He catches it.
“Oh my God,” he says slowly. “Wait. Wait. Are you actually — wait. Like, real royalty? Is that — no. That’s not a thing. That’s a thing in Netflix movies.”
You raise a brow.
“Oh shit,” he whispers.
You don’t confirm. Don’t deny.
He stares at you like you just turned into a unicorn. “I ran over a princess.”
You tilt your head. “Technically, Grand Duchess. Hereditary Grand Duchess, if we’re being precise.”
He’s silent.
For about three whole seconds.
Then, “I’m going to jail.”
You burst out laughing.
“No, seriously,” he says, mouth falling open. “That’s like treason? Assault on a noble? Is that a law? Is there a dungeon? Oh my god-”
You reach for his sleeve, tug it gently. “Relax. You’re not going to prison.”
“But I could be,” he says, stunned. “You’re actual royalty. I think I saw you once, like a year ago! You were on the cover of Vogue or something-”
You glance sideways. “So you have seen me before.”
“I thought you looked familiar! But I just assumed I’d dreamed you.”
You roll your eyes.
He stares at you for another second, then breaks into a wide, sheepish grin. “This is insane.”
“You’re telling me.”
He scratches the back of his neck. “So … you coming to the motorhome, Your Highness?”
You pretend to consider it. “Only if you stop calling me that.”
“Deal,” he says immediately. “But I’m still going to make you guess what my job is, just to even the playing field.”
You glance at his McLaren shirt. “You sell scooters.”
He gasps. “Correct. Wow. Nailed it in one.”
You both laugh.
***
The McLaren motorhome hums with life, all sharp lines and bright orange accents, but it feels like a bubble. A refuge tucked between the chaos of the paddock and the roaring engines beyond. You follow Lando inside, still unsure how you got here — still vaguely amused that he hasn’t stopped talking since the crash.
“You know, I don’t normally just run over people,” he says, leading you past a security guy who gives you both a baffled look. “You’re actually my first. Well. That I know of. I might’ve clipped a Ferrari engineer once, but he was dramatic about it and threw a clipboard.”
You smile, trailing after him. “Is this your version of flirting?”
“Oh no, no, this is panic,” he says quickly. “My flirting is marginally smoother.”
“Marginally.”
“On a good day.”
The motorhome is bustling. Engineers tap away on laptops. There’s a spread of snacks someone’s half-raided. You notice a few people double-taking as they see you walk in, but no one says anything. It’s like they’re used to Lando bringing in strays.
“Do they always stare like that?” You ask under your breath.
He glances around. “What, that? Nah. That’s just them wondering if you’re a Netflix producer, or my cousin, or a very lost model.”
You roll your eyes. “You’re so annoyingly casual about this.”
“It’s my greatest skill,” he says proudly, then spins around suddenly. “Wait … here.”
He pulls off his McLaren cap and steps forward, holding it out to you. “Sun’s brutal today. You’ll need this if you’re hanging out here.”
You blink at the hat in his hand. “You’re giving me your hat?”
“Lending it,” he corrects, but he’s already stepping closer.
And then — without really thinking — he lifts it over your head and places it gently on top of your hair, adjusting it with exaggerated care.
“There,” he says, grinning. “Now you look fast.”
You snort. “That doesn’t even make sense.”
“Doesn’t have to,” he says. “You feel fast.”
You adjust the cap slightly, not thinking much of it. It’s warm from his head. Smells faintly like his shampoo and sun.
And somewhere across the paddock, at least four camera lenses catch it. The exact moment Lando Norris — a nonchalant, grinning mess of curls and chaotic charm — places his own hat gently on your head with all the care of someone proposing a life together.
Of course, neither of you notices.
“You look good in papaya,” he says, stuffing his hands in his pockets.
You raise an eyebrow. “You just like seeing people wear your merch.”
“True,” he admits. “It’s excellent branding.”
There’s a pause, and then you both start laughing at the same time. Loud and open, like it’s the most natural thing in the world.
Somewhere in the background, a McLaren comms staffer walks by, glancing between the two of you and immediately pulling out her phone.
“Right,” Lando says, flopping onto the couch and patting the space next to him. “Come on. Sit. Tell me everything.”
You lower yourself carefully onto the cushion, still unsure how your diplomatic morning turned into … whatever this is. “Everything?”
“Everything. Like what’s your actual day-to-day like? Are you doing royal things all the time? Are there, like, scrolls? Do you own a sceptre?”
“No scrolls,” you say. “And sadly, no sceptre. But I’m working on it.”
He nods solemnly. “You deserve a sceptre.”
“Thank you.”
“But seriously. Do you have meetings with … I don’t know, other royals? Do you sit in a big room and talk about treaties and wear sashes?”
You laugh. “Sometimes. Though most of my meetings are just government-adjacent. I do a lot of international work. Cultural diplomacy. Economic initiatives. Tourism stuff.”
“So … not just tea parties and ribbon cutting?”
“Shockingly, no.”
He whistles. “That actually sounds important.”
“It is.”
“And exhausting.”
You tilt your head. “It can be. There’s pressure. Constantly being watched. Expectations. Every gesture means something.”
He raises a brow. “Even hats?”
You don’t even flinch.
But internally, you do hesitate. The old Luxembourgish tradition flashes through your mind — one your grandmother once explained with a warm smile and a twinkle in her eye.
“If a man offers you something of his, something worn, something marked by him — especially a hat — and places it on your head, it means he offers you protection. Partnership. In the old days, it was a proposal before a proposal.”
You remember laughing at the time. It was quaint. Archaic. Romantic, in a way that felt more myth than law.
You doubt Lando Norris is aware of any of that.
You watch him now — grinning at a text, tossing his phone aside, still slouched like he owns the whole motorhome — and decide not to mention it.
“It’s just a hat,” you say lightly.
He nods. “Right? Totally normal. Generous, even.”
“Deeply generous,” you echo, smiling.
You both fall quiet for a moment. It’s not awkward. It’s … easy.
Then he turns to you again.
“So do you get bored of it?” He asks.
You blink. “Of what?”
“Being important. Being watched. Being … not normal.”
That one hits.
You lean back, letting your gaze drift to the window. “Sometimes. It’s hard to know if people are being real with me. If they want something, or if they’re just pretending they don’t know who I am. Or worse, pretending they do.”
He nods, slower now. “Yeah. I get that. A bit.”
You glance over at him.
“Okay, not the royal part,” he adds. “But … being public. Being expected to be on all the time. It’s weird, right? Like, people think they know you. Like they’ve already decided who you are before you say anything.”
You watch his face as he says it. There’s a moment of real honesty there, flickering between his words.
And you realize he’s not as clueless as he seems.
“I like this,” you say softly.
He looks up. “This?”
“This. Just talking. Not performing.”
He smiles, slower this time. “Me too.”
Someone calls his name from across the motorhome, but he doesn’t look away.
You pick up a packet of cookies from the coffee table, toss it into his lap. “Tell me more about crashing into other people. I want to know how many lawsuits you’re juggling.”
He laughs. “Okay, so once in Silverstone, I clipped George Russell with a golf cart. He insists I did it on purpose, but I maintain it was sabotage from Mercedes.”
You lean in, smiling. “Tell me everything.”
And so he does.
He talks with his hands, dramatic and unfiltered. He tells stories that make you laugh until you’re clutching your stomach. He impersonates Daniel Ricciardo. He makes fun of himself, of the team, of the absurdity of fame. You don’t realize how much time has passed until the room starts to empty.
You glance at the clock and blink. “It’s been two hours.”
“No way.”
You both look around. People are filtering out. The buzz of the paddock is louder now, the day slipping past you like sand through your fingers.
You reach up to adjust the hat again, and Lando watches, biting back a smile.
“You’re really keeping that, huh?”
You shrug. “Finders keepers.”
“I knew it,” he says. “You just came here for the merch.”
“I’m royalty,” you reply. “I came here for the drama and the free stuff.”
He clutches his heart. “A woman after my own heart.”
You hear a few more shutter clicks outside — photographers catching shots through the motorhome windows, lenses like little eyes peering in. Lando doesn’t seem to notice. Or maybe he’s used to it.
You should care more. Maybe you do, somewhere deep down.
But right now? In this moment?
You don’t.
You’re wearing his hat, and he’s laughing like he’s never had more fun in his life. And you’re just … two people on a couch, pretending the world outside doesn’t exist.
Later, you’ll both hear about the photos. About the symbolism. The headlines in Luxembourgish tabloids translating your laughter into lovers’ whispers, the cap into a silent vow.
But for now, you just look at him and smile.
And he smiles back.
***
It starts early.
Too early for a Sunday race day.
Lando is still half-asleep, blinking against the pale Monte Carlo morning light slicing through the curtains, when his phone explodes.
First it’s the buzz. Then the buzzbuzzbuzz. Then the ping, ping, ping of messages stacking up like a digital avalanche.
He groans, rolls over, tries to bury himself under the pillow. No use. Whatever this is, it’s not going away.
And then-
Cabrón. WHAT have you done?
Carlos is the first one in the group chat. With a screenshot.
Lando squints blearily at it. All caps. Tabloid headline.
A blurry photo from yesterday.
It’s you. Wearing his McLaren cap. Laughing. The moment he placed it on your head captured in too-crisp detail.
And the headline-
HEREDITARY GRAND DUCHESS OF LUXEMBOURG ENGAGED TO FORMULA 1 STAR LANDO NORRIS IN SECRET MONACO CEREMONY?
He blinks again.
“…What the fu-”
Another buzz.
ZAK BROWN: Call me. Now.
ANDREA STELLA: This is not funny. We are in Monaco. Please, for once, use your head.
GEORGE: Lando. Mate. Explain the royal engagement.
MUM: We need to talk ❤️
He stares at the screen like it might bite him.
The Grand Duchess part doesn’t even register at first. He scrolls through more links, more headlines, all variations of the same fever dream.
Symbolic proposal shocks royal observers in Monaco GP paddock.
Royal family confirms no comment
McLaren’s Lando Norris in relationship with Luxembourg’s future monarch?
He mutters, “What the — what is happening?”
Carlos sends another message.
CARLOS: This is the best thing that’s ever happened. Can I be your maid of honor?
CARLOS: Wait. Groomsman. Unless you're planning to wear the dress, then honestly I support it.
Lando doesn’t even have the energy to reply.
He swings out of bed, throws on a hoodie, and starts pacing. The cap. The hat. Was it really that big of a deal?
He offered it because she looked a little sun-blind. He thought it’d be cute. A gesture. Flirty. A laugh.
Not an international incident.
There’s a knock on his apartment door.
He opens it.
Zak stands there with the energy of someone who’s been yelling into a phone for two hours straight. Andrea is behind him, looking like he aged ten years overnight.
“You’re trending,” Zak says without preamble. “Not for winning. Not for pole. Not even for crashing. You’re trending because apparently you’re about to marry into a monarchy.”
“I didn’t — what — no,” Lando says, holding his hands up. “I gave her a hat!”
“An engagement hat!” Carlos shouts from inside the apartment, because of course Carlos has let himself in somehow. “The most sacred of all hats!”
Lando glares. “You’re not helping.”
Andrea pinches the bridge of his nose. “Do you understand the implications of this, Lando?”
“No! Because it’s insane!”
Zak exhales. “There are diplomatic rumors flying. Press camped outside the motorhome. Questions coming in from Luxembourg’s government channels.”
Lando looks helpless. “But I didn’t do anything.”
Carlos, now lying fully horizontal on Lando’s bed, grins. “You proposed. With headwear.”
“I hate all of you.”
Carlos lifts a hand. “It’s what we do.”
***
By the time Lando makes it to the paddock, he’s wearing sunglasses and a hoodie pulled up like a man on the run.
He gets stopped four times before reaching the McLaren motorhome.
One PR officer actually bows at him, just to be a menace.
Oscar gives him a slow, impressed once-over and just says, “Your Royal Highness,” with a mocking nod before walking away.
He’s never living this down.
The only thing he wants is to find you.
And, as if summoned by the strength of pure panic, there you are. Standing just outside the McLaren garage, mid-conversation with someone from Alpine, sipping from a bottle of water like you own the place. Your hair is tucked into a sleek ponytail. The sun makes your earrings glint.
Lando jogs up to you, breathless.
“Hey! Hey, hi, um, hi.”
You turn, startled. “Good morning.”
“Not really,” he says, lifting his glasses. “What the hell is going on?”
You blink. “What do you mean?”
“The cap. The hat. The one I put on your head yesterday? Apparently that means I proposed to you. The tabloids are going crazy. Everyone thinks we’re engaged. My mum texted me.”
Your eyebrows lift. “Wait, seriously?”
He pulls out his phone, flicks through the headlines, and shoves it toward you.
You squint at one. “‘Royal Love Blooms on the Grid?’” You snort. “‘Luxembourg’s Heartthrob Duchess Swept Off Her Feet by McLaren Maverick?’”
Lando’s voice pitches up. “Swept off her feet! I literally ran into you with a scooter!”
You start laughing. Not a polite laugh. A full-body, unbothered laugh. Like this is all the most normal thing in the world.
He stares. “Why are you laughing?”
You wipe a tear from under your eye. “Because this is nothing. You should’ve seen the time they said I was secretly dating a Swiss banker who turned out to be my second cousin.”
He pauses. “… What?”
“Or the time they decided I’d renounced the throne to become a goat farmer in Liechtenstein.”
He blinks. “Okay, that one’s kind of iconic.”
You give him a shrug. “This is what happens when you’re born into a monarchy and dare to show emotions in public.”
He stares at you. “You’re telling me you’re fine with this?”
“I think it’s hilarious.”
“Hilarious? They called me your future consort.”
“Are you not?” You ask innocently, sipping your water.
He splutters. “What-”
You grin. “I’m kidding.”
You’re very not kidding. Not in the way that matters.
Because watching him panic like this — watching him trail after you with his hoodie strings bouncing and his voice pitching up with every breath — it’s … oddly sweet.
He cares. Not just about the press. About you. About how this reflects on you. That matters.
You reach over and tug gently at his hood to straighten it. “Relax. The headlines will change by tomorrow.”
“You really think that?”
“No,” you admit. “But that’s what I tell myself when I’m spiraling.”
He laughs despite himself. “You’re way too chill about this.”
“I’ve had practice.”
“You’re literally a royal and you’re less stressed than me.”
“That’s because I’ve had years of training in pretending I’m not screaming inside.”
Lando looks at you. Really looks at you.
There’s this flicker of something in his chest. Admiration. Confusion. Something just slightly more than fondness.
He exhales. “You’re ridiculous.”
“So are you.”
“I didn’t mean to propose to you.”
“Shame,” you say casually, and walk away before he can respond.
He stands there, stunned, as Carlos passes behind him, humming “Here Comes the Bride.”
***
Back in the McLaren motorhome, the chaos continues.
The PR team is in damage control mode. Zak is pacing with a headset. Andrea has three newspapers folded under his arm and an expression that could melt titanium.
But Lando?
Lando is leaning on the windowsill, watching you from across the way as you chat with someone from Mercedes.
Still wearing his cap. Still laughing like you haven’t just caused a minor diplomatic crisis.
And for some reason … he’s not mad.
He just grins, taps the glass once, and mutters, “Yeah, this is totally fine.”
Absolutely fine.
Nothing is on fire. Nothing at all.
***
You know something’s wrong when Martine shows up.
Martine only shows up when things are very wrong. Like, international-incident-meets-centuries-old-protocol wrong. She’s your primary handler, which is a polite way of saying she’s the one who stops you from accidentally tanking Luxembourg’s economy with a bad outfit choice.
You spot her across the paddock: sharp black blazer, sunglasses that mean business, marching toward the McLaren motorhome with the speed and grace of a small, determined missile.
“Oh, no,” you mutter.
Lando, sitting on a folding chair next to you with his helmet in his lap, glances up. “What?”
You nod in Martine’s direction. “That.”
He follows your gaze and immediately winces. “Oh no.”
“She’s here to kill me.”
“She’s probably here to kill me,” he says, standing up like a man preparing to face execution.
Martine stops two feet away, does not greet you. Does not smile. Just removes her sunglasses and levels the two of you with the look she usually reserves for scandalous budget overspending or cousins dating minor celebrities.
She speaks in a voice so tight it might shatter glass. “Well, I hope you’re both having fun.”
You open your mouth to respond, but she holds up a hand. “No. Stop. Don’t speak yet. We’re in crisis mode.”
“Isn’t that a little dramatic?” Lando offers, with a hopeful grin.
Martine turns to him so slowly it’s almost operatic. “Mister Norris, the Luxembourgish Parliament has just issued a formal declaration of congratulations on your engagement. Your faces are on the front page of every major paper from here to Berlin. People Magazine referred to you as the ‘millennial fairytale.’ And — just to really put a cherry on top — your Instagram post from two days ago has now been recirculated as a ‘subtle announcement.’”
Lando swallows. “That post was about McNuggets.”
“Yes,” Martine says. “And you hashtagged it #lovemylife. So now the press thinks the nuggets were metaphorical.”
You press a hand to your face. “Okay. That one’s kind of on you.”
Martine whirls on you next. “Do you understand the implications of this? Because this is not just a PR disaster. This is a constitutional event. We cannot simply say it was a misunderstanding.”
“Why not?” Lando asks, hands outstretched. “Can’t we just say it was, like, a joke? A mix-up? A funny cultural thing?”
Martine takes a deep breath, as if preparing to deliver a death sentence.
“Because,” she says carefully, “in Luxembourgish law, once a declaration has been acknowledged by Parliament and received no formal objection from the heir apparent within the hour, it becomes a matter of record.”
Lando stares. “What does that mean?”
You sigh. “It means … it’s official. As far as the government’s concerned, we’re engaged.”
There’s a beat of stunned silence. And then Lando says, very quietly, “Oh, my god.”
Martine nods grimly. “Oh, your god, indeed.”
“I didn’t even do anything!” He protests. “I gave her a hat!”
Martine’s eyes narrow. “Which, in Luxembourg, is equivalent to a pre-marital vow of intent.”
“That’s ridiculous!”
“It’s ancient tradition!”
Lando throws his hands in the air. “Well maybe someone should’ve written a pamphlet! ‘Hey, welcome to Luxembourg, don’t give royal women hats!’”
“I should have known,” you say, mostly to yourself. “I knew the hat was going to be a problem.”
Martine exhales and pinches the bridge of her nose. “There is a press conference in two hours. The Grand Duke has already spoken to French media.”
You freeze. “Wait. My father knows?”
Martine shoots you a look. “Knows? He’s celebrating.”
“Celebrating what?”
“His exact words,” she says, pulling out her phone and reading from a very official-sounding email, “‘I have always dreamed of a son-in-law who drives fast and talks nonsense. This is perfect.’”
Lando, completely bewildered, points at himself. “Is that a compliment?”
You look at him. “Honestly? I think it is.”
Martine puts the phone away. “You both need to keep this under control. Just for a few days. Until the press dies down.”
Lando’s face scrunches. “Wait. Waitwaitwait. Are you saying we have to pretend to be engaged?”
Martine nods once. “Exactly.”
“Temporarily?” You ask.
“For now,” she says. “But you will both need to act engaged. Convincingly. That means appearances. Smiles. Coordination. Possibly an interview.”
Lando looks like he’s going to be sick. “Interview?!”
“Oh, you’re absolutely doing the interview,” Martine says.
You blink slowly. “So … just to clarify. Our options are either to lie to the international press and pretend to be planning a royal wedding or risk sparking a diplomatic conflict between my country and the rest of the European Union?”
Martine smiles grimly. “Correct.”
Lando leans against the nearest wall. “This is a nightmare.”
You nudge him with your elbow. “Could be worse.”
“How?”
You grin. “You could’ve actually proposed.”
He groans. “I’m never giving anyone a hat ever again.”
***
The rest of the morning is a blur.
Your phone doesn’t stop buzzing. Everyone from Monaco’s royal family to your mother’s childhood piano teacher is reaching out.
Lando’s friends have renamed their group chat “THE ROYAL CONSORTS.”
Carlos sends a meme of Meghan Markle waving from a balcony, photoshopped with Lando’s face. Lando throws his phone across the room.
Everywhere you walk in the paddock, people are staring, whispering, smiling in that way that means they think they know.
Lando sticks to your side like a man attached by invisible glue.
“This is surreal,” he mutters, not for the first time. “You’re just … fine with this?”
You glance at him. “I’ve been fake-smiling through political dinners since I was ten. This is honestly one of the less stressful things I’ve had to fake.”
He eyes you. “That’s kind of impressive.”
You shrug. “I mean, don’t get me wrong. It’s insane. But it’s also temporary. We do a few appearances, wear some coordinated outfits, and smile for the cameras.”
He groans. “Do I have to wear a sash?”
“Only if you want bonus points.”
He considers. “Does it come in papaya?”
You grin. “Now you’re thinking like a royal.”
He glances sideways at you. “You really think we can pull this off?”
“I think,” you say slowly, “we have no choice. But yeah. We can do it.”
There’s something unspoken between you in that moment. Some flicker of understanding. And maybe a spark of something else.
***
By the time you arrive at the media scrum, the photographers are already in position. Flashes pop. Lenses aim.
You loop your arm through Lando’s, and he looks down like you’ve just handed him a live grenade.
“What do I do?” He mutters.
“Smile,” you whisper back. “And look like you’re wildly in love.”
He takes a breath, then smiles so wide it almost hurts to look at. A little crooked. A little chaotic.
It’s perfect.
He leans toward you. “Like this?”
You nod. “Exactly like that.”
The cameras love it. Shutters go wild. A symphony of clicks.
Someone shouts, “Any wedding date yet?”
Lando opens his mouth to panic.
You answer smoothly, “We’re just enjoying the moment.”
“Have you met each other’s families?”
Lando again looks like he might choke. You reply, “They’re … very supportive.”
“How did the proposal happen?”
Lando starts to laugh, helplessly.
You answer, “It was spontaneous.”
And that’s how the day goes.
Flash after flash. Smile after smile.
And through it all, Lando — your accidental fiancé, your completely overwhelmed co-conspirator — stays right beside you, fingers brushing yours, as if anchoring himself to reality.
You don’t know what’s coming next.
You don’t know how long you’ll have to keep this up.
But when Lando looks at you with that half-panicked, half-awed grin — like he still can’t believe this is happening — you just smile back.
Because somehow, against all odds this royal disaster? Feels a lot like fate.
***
The Grand Prix is over, the champagne has dried, and the press has moved on to whatever other scandal is brewing in the glittering circus of Monaco. And yet … you stay.
You’re supposed to leave, technically. There’s a return flight booked under your name, a motorcade on standby, and a color-coded itinerary that includes words like “debrief” and “post-engagement optics strategy.” But instead of heading back to Luxembourg, you text Martine something vague about needing to monitor the situation on the ground.
She doesn’t push. She never pushes when you use diplomatic language like that.
And so, you stay — in the sunshine, in the noise, in the afterglow of whatever chaos you and Lando have created.
And Lando? Well. Lando leans in. Hard.
It starts with a bouquet. You think it’s from some Monegasque diplomat until you read the note.
For my one true duchess. Long may she reign.
- Your Devoted Fiancé™
You roll your eyes so hard it almost hurts.
The next morning, there’s a box of chocolates left on the doorstep of your borrowed suite. Heart-shaped.
The note reads: May these sweets bring you half the joy your smile brings me.
- His Royal Himbo-ness
Then come the messages.
LANDO: Milady, I beseech thee … may I take thee to breakfast?
YOU: Only if thou bringest me hashbrowns.
LANDO: I would brave dragons and tyre degradation for thee.
YOU: Good, because I just saw you stall your scooter outside my hotel.
It’s ridiculous. It’s also … weirdly fun.
You keep telling yourself it’s fake, that it has to be fake. A temporary performance to appease international dignitaries and excitable royal fathers with a love for motorsport.
But then one afternoon, you find Lando outside your hotel with a paper crown from Burger King and a daisy between his teeth.
He bows. “Milady. Thy noble steed awaiteth.”
You snort. “You’re riding an electric scooter.”
“And she runneth on pure love.”
He offers his hand, like you’re a princess in a storybook.
You take it.
***
It’s only when you’re not performing — when the flowers are left without a camera flash or you’re laughing in a hallway while ducking behind a vending machine — that Lando starts to notice it.
The quiet moments.
The way your smile sometimes fades the second people look away. The way you’re constantly being trailed by someone in a blazer holding a tablet. The way your phone buzzes and you flinch like it might explode.
It hits him hardest at the hotel bar.
You’re sitting across from him in some ridiculous formal dress, sipping water like it’s wine because the event is too long and you’re too tired, and someone behind you says, “She doesn’t even look that royal.”
You hear it. He knows you hear it. But you don’t flinch. You just smile, poised and polite, and excuse yourself a moment later. You come back three minutes later, smile reset, posture perfect.
He watches the entire transformation with his stomach twisting into a knot.
“You alright?” He asks gently, when the crowds have thinned.
You glance over. “Of course.”
And he doesn’t push. But something in his chest tugs.
***
The idea comes to him in a flash.
“Hey,” he says the next night, casually leaning against the doorframe of your hotel suite. “Wanna ditch this disaster and do something stupid?”
You arch a brow. “Define stupid.”
“Burgers. Reality TV. My place.”
You blink.
“No press, no handlers. Just us. A comfy couch and some bad choices.”
You narrow your eyes. “What’s the catch?”
“No catch,” he says. “I just thought maybe … you might want to feel normal for a bit.”
You don’t answer right away.
Because it’s absurd. It’s reckless. You have a state dinner in forty-five minutes and there are actual diplomats waiting downstairs to make small talk about Luxembourg’s agricultural exports.
But then you look at him — hopeful, earnest, wearing a hoodie that says “QDRNT” and socks that do not match — and you think screw it.
You shut the door behind you.
“Let’s go.”
***
He smuggles you out the back through the hotel kitchens.
“You’ve done this before,” you note, as he expertly navigates a series of corridors.
“Absolutely,” he says. “I once snuck out past curfew during a sponsor dinner to get tacos with Max.”
“And how’d that end?”
“In a minor fire.”
You blink. “Wait, what?”
He just grins.
Ten minutes later, you’re sitting in his apartment — barefoot, legs tucked under yourself on the couch, a paper bag of burgers between you.
“You know,” you say, unwrapping one of them, “if this gets leaked to the press, they’re going to think you’re a bad influence.”
He takes a dramatic bite. “Milady, wouldst thou accept this humble offering of ketchup and meat?”
You snort, almost choking on your fries. “You’re insufferable.”
“And yet you remain seated.”
You roll your eyes but don’t argue.
He clicks on the TV and scrolls to a show that looks suspiciously like Love Island, then leans back and stretches his arms behind his head like it’s the most relaxing evening of his life.
“Do you do this a lot?” You ask.
“What, seduce royalty over fast food?”
“No,” you laugh. “Just … be this normal.”
He shrugs. “Normal’s relative, innit? I mean, yeah. When I can. When people let me.”
You nod slowly. “Must be nice.”
He turns to look at you. “You really don’t get much of that, huh?”
You take a sip of soda. “Not unless it’s scripted. Or has a purpose. Even this … it’s not real.”
He shifts on the couch, voice quieter. “It feels real.”
You glance over at him, something flickering behind your eyes. “It does, doesn’t it?”
There’s a long beat. The show drones in the background — someone screaming about being “mugged off” and crying in a hot tub.
And then he says, softly, “Can I ask you something?”
You nod.
“What would you be doing right now if you weren’t, y’know, you? The royal stuff, I mean.”
You pause.
“Sleeping,” you say finally. “Without a schedule. Without worrying if my resting face looks too detached in photographs.”
He smiles, a little sadly. “You’re good at it. The pretending.”
“Too good,” you murmur. “It’s like muscle memory.”
He nods, thoughtful.
Then, in a whisper like a secret:, “I wish I could give you more of this.”
You turn to him fully. “More burgers?”
“More normal,” he says. “More space to just … be. Laugh. Eat crap food and wear ugly pajamas and not have to explain yourself to anyone.”
Something in your chest squeezes.
You don’t say anything.
Instead, you lean over, take a fry from his tray, and say, “You talk too much.”
“Sorry,” he says quickly. “Didn’t mean to-”
“I like it,” you interrupt.
He blinks.
You nod toward the screen. “Shut up and watch trash TV with me.”
“Yes, Your Highness.”
He salutes. You hit him with a pillow.
He yelps, dramatically falling sideways onto the couch like you’ve slain him. “Oh no! The duchess has betrayed me!”
You’re laughing now, full-bodied and unfiltered, and Lando watches you like he’s discovered something sacred.
And in that ridiculously expensive Monaco apartment — over lukewarm burgers and cheap television — something real clicks into place.
Something neither of you says out loud. Yet.
***
There’s something wildly disorienting about pretending to be engaged while boarding a private jet with your not-actually-fiancé and his team. Everyone’s in branded hoodies, backpacks slung low, and you are wearing sunglasses too big for your face and eating gummy bears out of Lando’s hand.
It shouldn’t feel this easy. But it does.
Lando slouches into the seat beside you, nudging your knee with his. “You ready to charm the entire paddock again?”
You grin, biting off a red bear. “As long as you don’t run me over with a scooter this time.”
He chuckles. “I make no promises.”
The entire team is still buzzing about Monaco, and Lando’s riding the wave like he was born for it. Every time someone asks about “the duchess,” he beams, slings an arm around you like it’s instinct, and says something utterly absurd like, “She saved me from a life of bachelor mediocrity.”
You elbow him every time. He doesn’t stop.
When you land, everything’s familiar but shinier. More photographers. More interest. More rumors. The press is obsessed, still pushing out think pieces dissecting your “engagement,” articles titled How Luxembourg’s Royal Match Might Save McLaren’s PR Season and Love, Speed, and Statecraft: A Modern Fairytale?
You try not to read them. You try not to notice that people are beginning to look at you and Lando like something real is happening.
But the problem is … it’s starting to feel real.
Especially when he FaceTimes his mother from the garage and yells, “Mum! Look who I’ve got!”
You barely have time to blink before a kind, curious woman appears onscreen, waving excitedly. “Oh, she’s gorgeous! Hello, sweetheart!”
“Hi,” you laugh, suddenly weirdly nervous. “It’s lovely to meet you.”
“Don’t let him get away with anything,” she says warmly. “He’s always been a cheeky one.”
“Mum,” Lando whines, red in the ears.
You smile. “I’ll keep him in line. Royal decree.”
His mum howls with laughter. “Oh, I like her.”
After the call ends, Lando’s quiet for a second, just watching you like he’s never seen you before.
“What?” You ask.
He shrugs, softly. “Nothing. Just … you’re good with my family.”
You nudge his shoulder. “And you brought a duchess to meet your mum over FaceTime in a dirty motorhome. What a catch.”
He grins. “The best catch.”
It’s easy. Too easy. And that’s what makes the next part harder.
***
You find out about the betrothal preparations by accident.
You’re in your suite, half-watching footage from practice, when your phone buzzes with a message from Martine.
Draft of formal announcement attached. Parliament reviewing wording. Father approved. Event tentatively scheduled for end of month.
You stare at the screen. You knew they were talking. You just didn’t know it had escalated.
The file opens to a beautifully typeset letter with phrases like With deep joy, the Grand Ducal Family announces … and in celebration of the enduring relationship between Luxembourg and the international community …
Your name. Lando’s name. Your actual engagement.
You blow out a slow, quiet breath. “… Right,” you murmur.
Because this was never supposed to get that far. This was supposed to be a joke. A misinterpreted hat and a string of PR saves. Something temporary. Something ridiculous.
And now it’s a royal decree in waiting.
***
You don’t tell Lando right away.
You’re not sure how. Or when. Or even if it’ll matter. Part of you wants to see if he’s catching on.
The problem is — he is. But not in the way you expect.
You catch him in the paddock later that afternoon, pressed up against a journalist with a tight smile and a voice that sounds … off.
“We’re just having fun,” he’s saying. “I mean, obviously we’re fond of each other, but come on, it’s been, what, a few weeks? Everyone’s reading into things too much. It’s not, like … real real.”
You freeze. Your chest does something strange.
“Fake engagement,” the reporter repeats, scribbling fast. “So you’d call it fake?”
“No — well — I mean, it’s a misunderstanding. But like, funny. Silly. Not serious-serious. I’m not actually about to marry-”
He looks up.
Sees you.
His mouth shuts instantly.
You turn on your heel before he can say your name.
***
He finds you later in the hospitality suite, tucked into a corner booth with your legs crossed and your arms folded tight. You’re wearing sunglasses even though you’re indoors. It’s not sunny.
“Hey,” he says, breathless like he ran. “Can we talk?”
You don’t look at him. “You should go.”
“Please don’t be mad-”
“I’m not mad,” you say. “I’m just confused.”
He slides in across from you. “About what?”
You take off your sunglasses slowly, like peeling back a layer of yourself.
“Are you embarrassed?” You ask, quiet but steady. “Of me?”
His eyes widen. “What? No!”
“Because I heard you,” you say. “With the press. Like I’m some PR stunt you’re trying to backpedal.”
“That’s not what I meant.”
“Then what did you mean?”
He opens his mouth. Closes it.
“I didn’t think they’d take it this seriously,” he says finally. “I thought we were just having fun.”
Your expression doesn’t change. “Is that all it is to you?”
He fidgets. “I don’t know.”
You let the silence settle like dust between you.
“Do you think I chose to be born into this?” You ask, softer now. “The titles. The politics. The fact that I can’t even order a burger without it being international news?”
“No, of course not-”
“I’ve spent every day of my life playing by someone else’s rules,” you say. “And then this — this accident, this whole engagement — it’s the first time I’ve actually liked the story I’m in. And you’re out here telling everyone exactly how fake it is.”
Lando looks like he’s been slapped. “I didn’t mean to make you feel that way.”
“Well, you did.”
You stand.
He reaches for your wrist, but you step back.
“I have to go,” you say. “My advisors are expecting me. We’re planning a fake betrothal gala.”
Your voice cracks a little on the last word.
And then you walk away.
You don’t see the look on Lando’s face as you leave. But if you had, you’d see it plain as day:
Regret. Real, gut-punching regret.
***
Lando’s been outside your hotel for thirty-six minutes.
Thirty-six minutes of pacing, kicking the heel of his sneaker against a marble step, and trying to figure out if knocking on the door of a royal suite gets him arrested. Or excommunicated. Or worse — rejected.
He’s holding a paper bag.
Inside is an apology attempt in the form of your favorite milkshake (two straws, vanilla with caramel swirl), a squished pastry from the café you liked down the block, and a note that says I suck but I’d like to stop sucking, please?
He stares at the door. Then knocks, fast, before he can lose his nerve.
When it swings open, you’re there. Barefoot, in an oversized t-shirt and a messy bun. You look tired. And beautiful. And like you haven’t made up your mind about forgiving him.
“You came all this way to give me diabetes?” You ask.
He lifts the bag sheepishly. “There’s also emotional vulnerability in here. Limited edition.”
You lean against the doorframe. “How limited?”
“Like … might expire in fifteen minutes if left at room temperature?”
Your mouth quirks. “Alright, come in.”
He steps inside. There are no royal advisors. No handlers. No headlines. Just you. And the thudding panic in his chest.
“I brought peace offerings,” he says, unloading the bag onto the table like a raccoon presenting stolen treasure. “Pastry. Milkshake. Handwritten note, because I’m a man of old-school charm and no real plan.”
You sit down across from him, legs folded under you. “Didn’t peg you for the note-writing type.”
“Yeah, well, I panicked halfway through and drew a sad face instead of finishing a sentence.”
You pick it up, scan it. Then lift your eyes to his. “You really drew a sad face next to the word ‘unworthy’?”
He winces. “In hindsight, it was maybe too on the nose.”
Silence.
You take a long sip of milkshake. “Why did you say it wasn’t real?”
Lando swallows hard. “Because I freaked out.”
“That’s not an answer.”
He nods. Rubs the back of his neck. Then looks at you, really looks at you.
“You’re a duchess,” he says. “A literal royal. You speak six languages and have a coat of arms, and every photo of you looks like a Vogue cover. And me? I crash scooters into things and get told off by Zak for being late to briefings because I got distracted by pigeons.”
You raise an eyebrow. “Pigeons?”
“Look, they were doing funny head bobs, alright?”
You huff a laugh. He presses on.
“I didn’t say it wasn’t real because I don’t want it to be,” he says, voice low now. “I said it because I didn’t think I deserved it. Deserved you.”
That catches you off guard. You blink. “You think I’d pretend to be engaged to someone I didn’t think was worth my time?”
“You agreed to it because of a hat, Your Highness,” he points out. “Not exactly a high bar.”
You throw a pillow at him. He catches it, grinning, but there’s something earnest in his eyes now. Less golden-retriever panic, more quiet honesty.
“I meant it when I said I like being around you,” he says. “Not because of the title or the press or the fact that you can probably have me banished. I like you. The person who steals fries from my plate and makes up stories about strangers in cafes and gets this little line between her eyebrows when she’s pretending not to care.”
You glance away, trying to hide the fact that your heart’s doing the cha-cha.
“I was scared,” he adds. “Still am, kinda.”
“Of what?”
“Of messing this up. Of not knowing where the fake part ends and the real part starts. Of it being real and you not wanting that.”
You stare at him. Then lean forward. And kiss him.
It’s not for show. It’s not for the cameras or the press or the legacy of Luxembourg. It’s just for him.
His breath catches. His fingers curl reflexively around the edge of the table like he’s grounding himself.
When you pull back, you’re still close enough to see the freckle on his cheek, the way his eyes dart to your lips like he’s already memorizing the way you taste.
“That,” you say, “was not fake.”
He exhales, stunned. “Good. Because if it was, I was gonna have to dramatically fall to my knees and declare my love in rhyme.”
You snort. “Please don’t.”
“I had a verse ready,” he insists. “Something about you being the queen of my circuit and the pole position of my heart-”
You groan, but you’re laughing now. He grins wide, basking in it like sunlight.
Then your smile fades, just a little.
“But I don’t want to keep pretending,” you say. “Not like this.”
He nods. “Neither do I.”
“I want it to be real,” you say. “Even if that means stepping back from the public part. Even if that means confusing everyone.”
“Let ‘em be confused,” he says. “I just want to be with you. Not the tabloid version. You.”
You sit there for a moment. Letting the quiet fill the space between words.
Then you reach for his hand.
“I have to make some calls,” you say. “Tell my advisors we’re not doing a state engagement tour.”
Lando bites back a smirk. “Damn. I had already picked out a tiara to match my race suit.”
You stand, tug him up with you. “Help me sneak out the back?”
He beams. “Always.”
***
An hour later, you’re both in disguises — hoodies, sunglasses, and the kind of hats you only wear when you’re actively avoiding being recognized.
You walk along the water like two teenagers skipping class. Lando swings your hand between you.
“You know,” he says casually, “I don’t even mind if you tell your family we broke up.”
You glance at him. “What, you want me to text my father hey, sorry, not actually marrying the F1 driver?”
He shrugs. “I mean, if you want. But like, add a smiley face so he doesn’t hate me.”
You stop walking.
“Lando,” you say, turning to face him. “He doesn’t hate you.”
“You sure? He looked like he wanted to adopt me and throw me in a dungeon over video call.”
You roll your eyes. “He likes you. He’s just never had to deal with this kind of scandal before. Luxembourg is … very traditional.”
Lando’s quiet for a second. “Do you ever wish you weren’t royal?”
You hesitate. “Sometimes.”
“Because it’s lonely?”
You nod. “Because it’s … scripted. Every word. Every move. Every smile.”
He squeezes your hand. “Then let’s unscript it.”
You look up at him.
And in that moment — no palace, no cameras, no ancient traditions — you believe it.
This thing between you isn’t part of the plan. But maybe it’s the best part.
***
The Château de Berg looks exactly like a place where people wear sashes unironically.
Lando stands at the base of the grand staircase, fiddling with the cuff of his tux, while you float down the steps like you’ve been doing this since birth — which, frankly, you have.
You’re in navy silk and diamonds. He’s in mild, manageable panic.
“You okay?” You ask when you reach him.
He stares at you. “You look like a Bond girl. I look like I got lost on my way to a wedding I wasn't invited to.”
“You look great.”
“Yeah, great and very much like a commoner infiltrating the kingdom.”
You roll your eyes, looping your arm through his. “You’re my date, remember?”
“Right. Your real date now. Not just the guy who caused a constitutional crisis with a baseball cap.”
“That was a team hat,” you correct. “And technically, it’s a national treasure now.”
He laughs, but there’s a beat of silence as you both step into the gala ballroom.
Because everyone is watching.
Every. Single. Person.
Politicians, nobles, press photographers, distant cousins who’ve probably never spoken to you but now feel emotionally invested in your relationship status. All of them freeze slightly when they see you walk in.
And then Lando does the most Lando thing imaginable. He squeezes your hand. In full view of everyone. No hesitation.
Your spine, trained by decades of royal etiquette, goes rigid for a half second, then softens. You glance at him.
He just smiles.
“Do I bow to anyone?” He asks under his breath.
“You could,” you whisper back. “But that would be weird.”
“So I shouldn’t curtsy either?”
“I swear to God, Lando-”
“Just checking.”
You lead him through the crowd, nodding politely to various dignitaries who eye Lando with expressions ranging from bemused to is that the F1 boy who did the shoey that one time?
When a Luxembourgish minister tries to corner you with questions about heritage tourism initiatives, Lando — beautiful, clueless, brilliant Lando — steps in and distracts him by asking detailed questions about the country’s road safety infrastructure.
He even nods seriously. “Roundabouts are so underrated, man.”
You almost choke on champagne.
Later, after the violinist finishes a performance so somber you briefly feel like you should repent for something, you tug Lando away toward one of the quieter wings of the palace.
He follows without question. “We sneaking out again? Because I don’t think I’m dressed for burgers.”
“Not this time,” you say, leading him through a hall lined with portraits of monarchs in very large ruffled collars.
You open a door.
The room inside is small by royal standards — still the size of a generous hotel suite — but softly lit and quiet. At the center, on a velvet pedestal, rests a crown.
Not a cartoonish, jewel-encrusted monstrosity. But elegant. Heavy-looking. Steeped in history.
Lando freezes. “Wait. Is that-”
“The ceremonial crown,” you say. “For the heir.”
He blinks. “So … yours.”
You nod.
He steps closer, squinting. “It looks really … shiny.”
“That’s the gold.”
“Right. Of course. Just, y’know, very crown-y.”
You raise a brow. “You want to try it on?”
His head snaps up. “Am I allowed to?”
“Absolutely not.”
He grins. “So obviously I have to.”
You gesture to the nearby armchair like a royal game show host. “Then kneel.”
He hesitates. “Like, actually?”
“If you want the crown, yes.”
He kneels.
It’s chaotic, awkward, and completely him — one knee down, then wobbling a bit because his dress shoes have no grip. You bite back a laugh.
“You sure you’re ready for this responsibility, Mr. Norris?”
He places a hand dramatically on his heart. “I solemnly swear to not crash into any world leaders on a scooter.”
You lift the crown carefully from its stand.
It’s heavier than you remember. Or maybe it’s just that Lando’s looking up at you with that dopey grin, eyes crinkled, like he thinks this is the best joke you’ve ever played on him.
You lower it toward his head, pausing just above.
Then say, soft and teasing, “Do you swear loyalty to the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg?”
He blinks.
Then something changes in his expression. Something unguarded.
“I swear loyalty to you,” he says, quiet now.
Your breath catches. And for a moment, it isn’t funny anymore.
You look down at him. Kneeling. Grinning still, but less exaggerated. Less ironic.
And you feel it — the shift. That terrifying, impossible weight in your chest.
You want it to be true. All of it.
Not just the fake engagement. Not just the headlines or the banter or the jokes about tiaras.
You want him.
The chaos. The kindness. The fierce way he holds your hand in front of a room full of people who’ve probably written dissertations on protocol.
You set the crown down beside him.
“Too heavy?” He asks.
You sit across from him. “Too real.”
Lando folds his legs under him, now seated on the floor in full tuxedo, just inches away. “You okay?”
“I don’t know,” you admit.
“Because I said something dumb again?”
You shake your head. “Because you said something honest.”
He rests his chin on your knee.
“That’s the thing about crowns,” he murmurs. “They look like jokes until they’re not.”
You meet his eyes.
And maybe he sees something in yours, because he adds, “Hey, I’m not asking you to make me royal. I’m just saying … you don’t have to wear the heavy stuff alone.”
You don’t kiss him this time.
You just lean your forehead against his and stay there, hearts thudding in tandem.
The velvet. The gold. The hush of history around you.
And him.
The boy who kneeled because you dared him to. And meant every word he said.
***
Silverstone is humming.
The air crackles with adrenaline and overpriced beer and the unmistakable scent of burnt rubber. British flags wave like it’s a national holiday — because in a way, it is. It’s Lando’s home race, and every person within a five-mile radius not cheering for Lewis Hamilton is wearing something papaya. The grandstands are alive with chants and cheers. It’s chaos. Beautiful, electric chaos.
And somehow, you’re in the middle of it.
Again.
You’re not in a palace. Not under a chandelier or beside a velvet rope. You're in a paddock full of sweaty engineers and excited children and a camera crew who keeps zooming in a little too often. The sky above is a mess of clouds that can't decide whether to rain or behave. It feels real. Unfiltered. Like the first inhale after you’ve been holding your breath for years.
Lando is glowing.
Not literally. (Although he’s so ridiculously tanned from being outside that he might be.)
He’s just … alive. In his element. Grinning like a kid who got handed the keys to a rollercoaster.
“Mate,” he says to a McLaren engineer, “if we shave 0.2 off sector two, I’ll get you a beer the size of your head. Swear.”
Then he catches your eye across the garage, and the grin softens. Changes. Like he can’t quite believe you’re there.
“You showed up,” he says, walking over. His suit is half-zipped, gloves dangling from one hand, hair a little flattened by a headset.
You raise an eyebrow. “I said I would.”
“Yeah, but sometimes I think you’ve got a kingdom to run or — what do you call it — ancient royal responsibilities?”
You smile. “I rearranged Luxembourg’s strategic policy briefings to be here. So you better win.”
“Oh God,” he mutters. “National pressure.”
You reach into your bag.
He narrows his eyes. “What’s that?”
“A surprise.”
“Is it a scepter? Please tell me it’s a scepter.”
You pull out a hat.
Not just any hat.
It’s a custom McLaren cap — deep orange with black trim, his driver number embroidered in silver thread on the side, and a small, discreet crest of Luxembourg stitched into the underside of the brim.
Lando blinks. “Wait. What — ”
“I had it made,” you say, holding it out. “For you.”
His mouth opens. Then closes. Then opens again. “You made me a hat?”
“Technically I designed it. Royal prerogative.”
He takes it reverently, like it might shatter in his hands.
“Try it on,” you say.
He does.
And you reach up, slow and deliberate, to adjust it — placing it gently on his head.
The way he did with you in Monaco.
The way you now know means something in your culture.
It’s not just cute. It’s not just a gesture.
It’s a statement.
There’s a beat.
A collective inhale from the crowd around you, like everyone saw it and knows.
Someone’s camera shutter clicks.
Then another.
Then three more.
Somewhere, a tabloid headline is practically writing itself.
Lando stares at you under the brim.
“You just …” he starts, voice low.
“Balanced the scales,” you finish. “You gave me yours first.”
His mouth quirks up. “This means I’m the Grand Duchess now, yeah?”
“You would make a terrible duchess.”
He scoffs. “I’d be brilliant.”
“You’d try to turn the royal palace into a karting circuit.”
“I would never-” He pauses. “Okay, I would. But like … a tasteful one.”
You both dissolve into laughter.
The kind that catches you off guard and settles somewhere deep in your ribs.
The kind that means this — whatever this is — isn’t just temporary anymore.
***
Later, while Lando’s giving a pre-qualifying interview, a reporter points to the hat.
“Custom cap today, Lando?” She asks with a wink.
He glances toward you, watching from the edge of the pit wall in sunglasses and a smug little smile.
Lando shrugs. “Gift.”
“From the Duchess?”
His face turns ten shades of red. “Maybe.”
“Looks like a pretty serious gesture.”
He scratches his neck, sheepish. “I mean, if you’re lucky enough to get one, yeah … you hold onto it.”
The clip goes viral before the session even starts.
***
After qualifying, he finds you waiting beside the McLaren motorhome, arms crossed, foot tapping in mock impatience.
“You said you’d get pole,” you tease.
“I said I’d try. Which I did. Very hard. Max just exists to ruin my life.”
You loop your fingers through his. “I’m still proud of you.”
“Even with P2?”
“Especially with P2.”
He shifts his weight. “They’re calling it the Reverse Proposal now. On Twitter. The hat thing.”
You roll your eyes. “Of course they are.”
“I’m trending with your country’s name. I’m not even in Luxembourg.”
“Give it a week. You’ll probably be knighted.”
Lando leans closer. “Would you stay?”
“Hm?”
“After the race. Stay in the UK a little longer. I’ll take you to my hometown. My mum’ll feed you way too much and ask if I’m behaving.”
You smile. “And what would you say?”
“That I’m doing my best.”
You brush a hand through his hair, just under the brim of the cap.
“You’re doing more than that,” you whisper. “You’re making me feel like I’m not just … a crown.”
Lando’s eyes soften.
“You’re not,” he says. “You’re everything but that.”
The cameras catch you leaning into him.
Not for show. Not for press.
Just because.
And somewhere, miles away, in a palace covered in polished marble and a thousand years of history, a staffer is already drafting a new press release.
Not for a fake engagement. Not for a tradition accidentally triggered.
But maybe, just maybe …
For the real thing.
***
It starts like a joke.
The kind Lando makes when he’s nervous. Fidgeting with his hoodie strings, bouncing slightly on the balls of his feet, saying things like “Right, so if this goes terribly wrong, I can still blame the British weather, yeah?”
You’re in London. More specifically, you’re in a hidden garden tucked behind a historic townhouse, the kind with ivy climbing up old brick walls and roses blooming like they’re performing for royalty. (They probably are.) You’re only in town for a few days — official meetings, diplomatic appearances, a quiet dinner with a visiting Luxembourgish minister. Nothing too scandalous. Nothing that would make the papers.
Until now.
You glance at him suspiciously. “Why are you being weird?”
“I’m not being weird,” Lando says, very much being weird.
“You’re sweating.”
“It’s thirty degrees and I’m in long sleeves.”
“You’re in a hoodie. Like a gremlin.”
“First of all, rude.”
You cross your arms, stepping in front of him on the cobbled garden path. “What are we doing here, Lando?”
His grin flickers. Just for a second.
Then he exhales.
“Okay, right. So. I wanted to do this somewhere quiet. Somewhere just … us.”
Your eyebrows rise.
“Not in a castle. Not in front of the entire European Parliament. Just … with birds and, like, a suspiciously photogenic squirrel over there.”
You blink. “Are you okay?”
He reaches into the pocket of his hoodie.
And pulls out a hat.
Not just any hat.
The hat.
The one from Monaco. The one he placed on your head the day everything spiraled. The one that started a thousand headlines and at least one constitutional debate. The one you lost your mind over when it mysteriously vanished from your closet last week.
“Is that-”
He nods, sheepish. “Yeah. I, uh … borrowed it.”
“You stole it.”
“Temporarily.”
“Lando!”
“I had a plan!”
You laugh, half outraged, half flattered. “You absolute menace.”
He steps closer, holding the cap in both hands now. And suddenly, he’s not fidgeting. Not bouncing. Just looking at you like the rest of the world has gone silent.
“I was gonna get a ring,” he says. “I have a ring. But I thought maybe this … this felt more us.”
You stop breathing.
He takes a breath for you.
“I didn’t know what I was doing back then. When I gave you this. I didn’t know who you were or what that meant or how much that one tiny moment would mess up my entire life in the best way possible.”
You blink fast.
“Lando …”
“And now I do. Know. Everything. I know who you are. I know what you carry. And I know I want to carry it with you.”
He swallows. The cap shifts in his hands.
“So, yeah. This is stupid and not shiny and it’s probably sweaty. But it’s ours.”
Then — slowly, deliberately — he places it back on your head.
And kneels.
Not dramatically. Not performatively.
Just … reverently.
Like a man who understands now what he didn’t back then.
“Will you marry me?” He says. “For real this time?”
Silence.
Except your heartbeat.
And the click of a single camera shutter — because of course someone, somewhere, caught it.
You don’t care.
You kneel, too.
And kiss him.
Right there in the dirt and roses and British humidity.
“Yes,” you say against his smile. “Obviously, yes.”
***
The palace releases a statement two hours later.
Their Royal Highnesses the Grand Duke and Grand Duchess are pleased to confirm the engagement of Her Royal Highness the Hereditary Grand Duchess Y/N Y/L/N to Mr. Lando Norris.
You pass the phone to Lando.
He stares at it like it might explode.
“Oh my God,” he says. “It’s real. It’s really real.”
And then he pulls out his phone.
“You’re not tweeting,” you warn.
“I’m absolutely tweeting.”
You watch over his shoulder as he types.
@LandoNorris: turns out giving someone your hat is a big deal 👀
also turns out i’m marrying the love of my life
brb crying 🧡👑
You groan. “You put emojis in your engagement tweet.”
“Of course I did.”
“I’m going to be monarch someday and you just used the eyeball emoji.”
“Should’ve thought of that before you said yes.”
He turns to the camera crews still filming.
“She said yes, by the way!” He calls out. “Like, for real this time! Sorry to disappoint anyone still holding out for a princess fantasy. She’s mine now.”
You bury your face in your hands.
It’s absurd.
It’s embarrassing.
It’s … perfect.
Somewhere, your father is probably watching the livestream and toasting with vintage champagne. Somewhere else, Parliament is scrambling to schedule a press conference. And somewhere even farther away, an ancient Luxembourgish historian is definitely writing a very dry academic paper titled “The Sociopolitical Implications of Cap-Based Courtship in the 21st Century.”
But all you can see is Lando.
Grinning like the sun.
Yours.
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Lando Norris x Grand Duchess!Reader
Summary: in which an obscure Luxembourgish tradition leads to a proposal … sort of
The paddock buzzes like a beehive, sun-drenched and shimmering with the scent of gasoline, sunscreen, and expensive cologne. Cameras flash. People talk in clipped, purposeful voices. Somewhere, an engine snarls awake.
And then — chaos.
Well, not chaos exactly. More like a whoosh, followed by a yelp.
“Oi! Shit! Watch out!”
A blur of black and orange comes flying down the narrow stretch between team garages. Lando Norris, crouched low on a scooter like a gremlin on wheels, is laughing before he slams into something soft and solid.
There’s a crunch of expensive heels.
A thud.
A gasp.
And then-
“Oh my God. Ohmygodohmygod.” Lando’s already halfway off the scooter, scrambling to his feet with hands out like he can rewind time by sheer panic. “Are you — are you okay? I didn’t — I mean, it’s not like, that fast, right? It’s — okay, yeah, no, you’re very much on the ground, cool cool cool-”
You’re lying there, halfway on your side, propped up by one elbow, blinking. Your oversized sunglasses are askew. One of your heels has flown halfway under a stack of Pirellis.
And the guy looming above you is grinning like he’s not sure if he should laugh or throw himself into the Mediterranean out of shame.
"Hi," he says. "Sorry for, uh. Running you over."
You tilt your head, still stunned. “Are you seriously racing a scooter through the paddock?”
“It’s not racing if no one’s timing it,” Lando says brightly, offering you a hand. “… But yes. And that was reckless. And stupid. And really fun. But mostly stupid.”
You stare at his hand. His cap’s pushed up on his head, curly hair spilling out in sweaty tangles. His eyes are impossibly bright. He looks like he just crash-landed from a cartoon.
You take his hand.
He pulls you up with an exaggerated grunt. “Wow. Okay. You’re stronger than you look.”
“You’re more of a menace than you look.”
He grins. "Thank you. Wait, was that a compliment?"
“Not even remotely.”
You dust yourself off, lifting your sunglasses onto your head. Lando watches, then lets out a short laugh.
“Oh no.”
“What?”
“You’re — yeah, wow, okay. You’re very pretty. Like, really pretty. You’re probably important, huh?”
You narrow your eyes.
“Are you asking if I’m important because I’m pretty?”
“No! No no no,” he says, horrified. “God, no. I mean — you look like the kind of person who has a security detail and a Wikipedia page. Which is not the only reason you’re important. It’s just … I feel like I’m gonna get sued.”
You smirk. “You might.”
He’s staring at you like you just told him he ran over Taylor Swift.
“Okay. What’s your name? I’ll write you a very panicked apology letter. Maybe flowers? Wait, do you even like flowers? Maybe chocolate. Wait — nut allergy?”
You blink. “Are you always like this?”
He considers that. “Yeah. But sometimes I tone it down for the elderly or if I’m at a funeral.”
You should be irritated. You’re not. Somehow, all this flailing panic is … disarming. He’s like a golden retriever who just knocked over a vase and is now waiting to see if you’ll still pet him.
“I’m Y/N,” you say finally.
“Y/N,” he repeats. “That’s a lovely name.”
“And you are Lando Norris.”
He pauses. “… So you do know who I am. That feels unfair.”
“You ran me over.”
“Right. Nevermind.”
You retrieve your shoe from under the tires with a little sigh. He watches you with a sort of guilty awe. Like he can’t quite believe he survived the collision.
Then, after a beat, “You here for the race?”
You arch a brow. “What gave it away?”
“Could be the Monaco sun,” he says, walking backward beside you now. “But also the outfit. You look too … elegant to be someone’s PR handler. You’re not a driver’s girlfriend either, or I’d have seen you on Insta by now.”
You snort. “What a deduction.”
“I know, right? Sherlock Norris. So … what do you do?”
You stop walking. He stops too. Tilts his head.
You smile. “I would tell you …”
“Oh, you would?” He says, eyebrows bouncing.
“-but I think I want to see if you can guess my job correctly.”
He grins. “Love a challenge.”
You lean in slightly, like you’re sharing a secret. “You only get one guess.”
“Only one?”
“One.”
“Okay, okay. No pressure.” He pinches the bridge of his nose like it’ll help summon divine clarity. “Let’s see. You’re well-dressed, clearly clever, somehow not screaming at me despite the vehicular assault … so you’re either incredibly powerful or completely unbothered by earthly consequences.”
“Very astute.”
He squints. “You’re … a fashion CEO.”
You blink. “That’s your guess?”
He nods, proud. “Big time. Like, quietly running a billion-euro empire from a Parisian penthouse. You look like you boss people around in three languages.”
You purse your lips. “Close.”
“Seriously?”
“No. Not even remotely.”
He looks personally offended. “Okay, then who are you?”
You just start walking again.
“Oh, come on! That’s mean,” he whines, trailing after you. “I guessed. You said I get to know!”
“No,” you say over your shoulder. “I said I want to hear if you can guess it. You didn’t.”
“Unbelievable,” he mutters. “Is this what heartbreak feels like? Are you — are you a spy? A secret agent? Do you know Daniel Craig? Please tell me you’re MI6.”
You’re laughing now, which only makes him more dramatic.
“Oh, you’re loving this,” he accuses. “You’re totally enjoying watching me flail.”
“You flail very naturally.”
“Thank you — wait, no. That’s not a compliment.”
“Isn’t it?”
He squints suspiciously. “You’ve got the same energy as my trainer when he says I’m doing a good job but makes the workouts harder.”
“I’ll take that as a compliment.”
“Okay, mysterious beautiful stranger who may or may not be royalty-”
You freeze for a split second.
He catches it.
“Oh my God,” he says slowly. “Wait. Wait. Are you actually — wait. Like, real royalty? Is that — no. That’s not a thing. That’s a thing in Netflix movies.”
You raise a brow.
“Oh shit,” he whispers.
You don’t confirm. Don’t deny.
He stares at you like you just turned into a unicorn. “I ran over a princess.”
You tilt your head. “Technically, Grand Duchess. Hereditary Grand Duchess, if we’re being precise.”
He’s silent.
For about three whole seconds.
Then, “I’m going to jail.”
You burst out laughing.
“No, seriously,” he says, mouth falling open. “That’s like treason? Assault on a noble? Is that a law? Is there a dungeon? Oh my god-”
You reach for his sleeve, tug it gently. “Relax. You’re not going to prison.”
“But I could be,” he says, stunned. “You’re actual royalty. I think I saw you once, like a year ago! You were on the cover of Vogue or something-”
You glance sideways. “So you have seen me before.”
“I thought you looked familiar! But I just assumed I’d dreamed you.”
You roll your eyes.
He stares at you for another second, then breaks into a wide, sheepish grin. “This is insane.”
“You’re telling me.”
He scratches the back of his neck. “So … you coming to the motorhome, Your Highness?”
You pretend to consider it. “Only if you stop calling me that.”
“Deal,” he says immediately. “But I’m still going to make you guess what my job is, just to even the playing field.”
You glance at his McLaren shirt. “You sell scooters.”
He gasps. “Correct. Wow. Nailed it in one.”
You both laugh.
***
The McLaren motorhome hums with life, all sharp lines and bright orange accents, but it feels like a bubble. A refuge tucked between the chaos of the paddock and the roaring engines beyond. You follow Lando inside, still unsure how you got here — still vaguely amused that he hasn’t stopped talking since the crash.
“You know, I don’t normally just run over people,” he says, leading you past a security guy who gives you both a baffled look. “You’re actually my first. Well. That I know of. I might’ve clipped a Ferrari engineer once, but he was dramatic about it and threw a clipboard.”
You smile, trailing after him. “Is this your version of flirting?”
“Oh no, no, this is panic,” he says quickly. “My flirting is marginally smoother.”
“Marginally.”
“On a good day.”
The motorhome is bustling. Engineers tap away on laptops. There’s a spread of snacks someone’s half-raided. You notice a few people double-taking as they see you walk in, but no one says anything. It’s like they’re used to Lando bringing in strays.
“Do they always stare like that?” You ask under your breath.
He glances around. “What, that? Nah. That’s just them wondering if you’re a Netflix producer, or my cousin, or a very lost model.”
You roll your eyes. “You’re so annoyingly casual about this.”
“It’s my greatest skill,” he says proudly, then spins around suddenly. “Wait … here.”
He pulls off his McLaren cap and steps forward, holding it out to you. “Sun’s brutal today. You’ll need this if you’re hanging out here.”
You blink at the hat in his hand. “You’re giving me your hat?”
“Lending it,” he corrects, but he’s already stepping closer.
And then — without really thinking — he lifts it over your head and places it gently on top of your hair, adjusting it with exaggerated care.
“There,” he says, grinning. “Now you look fast.”
You snort. “That doesn’t even make sense.”
“Doesn’t have to,” he says. “You feel fast.”
You adjust the cap slightly, not thinking much of it. It’s warm from his head. Smells faintly like his shampoo and sun.
And somewhere across the paddock, at least four camera lenses catch it. The exact moment Lando Norris — a nonchalant, grinning mess of curls and chaotic charm — places his own hat gently on your head with all the care of someone proposing a life together.
Of course, neither of you notices.
“You look good in papaya,” he says, stuffing his hands in his pockets.
You raise an eyebrow. “You just like seeing people wear your merch.”
“True,” he admits. “It’s excellent branding.”
There’s a pause, and then you both start laughing at the same time. Loud and open, like it’s the most natural thing in the world.
Somewhere in the background, a McLaren comms staffer walks by, glancing between the two of you and immediately pulling out her phone.
“Right,” Lando says, flopping onto the couch and patting the space next to him. “Come on. Sit. Tell me everything.”
You lower yourself carefully onto the cushion, still unsure how your diplomatic morning turned into … whatever this is. “Everything?”
“Everything. Like what’s your actual day-to-day like? Are you doing royal things all the time? Are there, like, scrolls? Do you own a sceptre?”
“No scrolls,” you say. “And sadly, no sceptre. But I’m working on it.”
He nods solemnly. “You deserve a sceptre.”
“Thank you.”
“But seriously. Do you have meetings with … I don’t know, other royals? Do you sit in a big room and talk about treaties and wear sashes?”
You laugh. “Sometimes. Though most of my meetings are just government-adjacent. I do a lot of international work. Cultural diplomacy. Economic initiatives. Tourism stuff.”
“So … not just tea parties and ribbon cutting?”
“Shockingly, no.”
He whistles. “That actually sounds important.”
“It is.”
“And exhausting.”
You tilt your head. “It can be. There’s pressure. Constantly being watched. Expectations. Every gesture means something.”
He raises a brow. “Even hats?”
You don’t even flinch.
But internally, you do hesitate. The old Luxembourgish tradition flashes through your mind — one your grandmother once explained with a warm smile and a twinkle in her eye.
“If a man offers you something of his, something worn, something marked by him — especially a hat — and places it on your head, it means he offers you protection. Partnership. In the old days, it was a proposal before a proposal.”
You remember laughing at the time. It was quaint. Archaic. Romantic, in a way that felt more myth than law.
You doubt Lando Norris is aware of any of that.
You watch him now — grinning at a text, tossing his phone aside, still slouched like he owns the whole motorhome — and decide not to mention it.
“It’s just a hat,” you say lightly.
He nods. “Right? Totally normal. Generous, even.”
“Deeply generous,” you echo, smiling.
You both fall quiet for a moment. It’s not awkward. It’s … easy.
Then he turns to you again.
“So do you get bored of it?” He asks.
You blink. “Of what?”
“Being important. Being watched. Being … not normal.”
That one hits.
You lean back, letting your gaze drift to the window. “Sometimes. It’s hard to know if people are being real with me. If they want something, or if they’re just pretending they don’t know who I am. Or worse, pretending they do.”
He nods, slower now. “Yeah. I get that. A bit.”
You glance over at him.
“Okay, not the royal part,” he adds. “But … being public. Being expected to be on all the time. It’s weird, right? Like, people think they know you. Like they’ve already decided who you are before you say anything.”
You watch his face as he says it. There’s a moment of real honesty there, flickering between his words.
And you realize he’s not as clueless as he seems.
“I like this,” you say softly.
He looks up. “This?”
“This. Just talking. Not performing.”
He smiles, slower this time. “Me too.”
Someone calls his name from across the motorhome, but he doesn’t look away.
You pick up a packet of cookies from the coffee table, toss it into his lap. “Tell me more about crashing into other people. I want to know how many lawsuits you’re juggling.”
He laughs. “Okay, so once in Silverstone, I clipped George Russell with a golf cart. He insists I did it on purpose, but I maintain it was sabotage from Mercedes.”
You lean in, smiling. “Tell me everything.”
And so he does.
He talks with his hands, dramatic and unfiltered. He tells stories that make you laugh until you’re clutching your stomach. He impersonates Daniel Ricciardo. He makes fun of himself, of the team, of the absurdity of fame. You don’t realize how much time has passed until the room starts to empty.
You glance at the clock and blink. “It’s been two hours.”
“No way.”
You both look around. People are filtering out. The buzz of the paddock is louder now, the day slipping past you like sand through your fingers.
You reach up to adjust the hat again, and Lando watches, biting back a smile.
“You’re really keeping that, huh?”
You shrug. “Finders keepers.”
“I knew it,” he says. “You just came here for the merch.”
“I’m royalty,” you reply. “I came here for the drama and the free stuff.”
He clutches his heart. “A woman after my own heart.”
You hear a few more shutter clicks outside — photographers catching shots through the motorhome windows, lenses like little eyes peering in. Lando doesn’t seem to notice. Or maybe he’s used to it.
You should care more. Maybe you do, somewhere deep down.
But right now? In this moment?
You don’t.
You’re wearing his hat, and he’s laughing like he’s never had more fun in his life. And you’re just … two people on a couch, pretending the world outside doesn’t exist.
Later, you’ll both hear about the photos. About the symbolism. The headlines in Luxembourgish tabloids translating your laughter into lovers’ whispers, the cap into a silent vow.
But for now, you just look at him and smile.
And he smiles back.
***
It starts early.
Too early for a Sunday race day.
Lando is still half-asleep, blinking against the pale Monte Carlo morning light slicing through the curtains, when his phone explodes.
First it’s the buzz. Then the buzzbuzzbuzz. Then the ping, ping, ping of messages stacking up like a digital avalanche.
He groans, rolls over, tries to bury himself under the pillow. No use. Whatever this is, it’s not going away.
And then-
Cabrón. WHAT have you done?
Carlos is the first one in the group chat. With a screenshot.
Lando squints blearily at it. All caps. Tabloid headline.
A blurry photo from yesterday.
It’s you. Wearing his McLaren cap. Laughing. The moment he placed it on your head captured in too-crisp detail.
And the headline-
HEREDITARY GRAND DUCHESS OF LUXEMBOURG ENGAGED TO FORMULA 1 STAR LANDO NORRIS IN SECRET MONACO CEREMONY?
He blinks again.
“…What the fu-”
Another buzz.
ZAK BROWN: Call me. Now.
ANDREA STELLA: This is not funny. We are in Monaco. Please, for once, use your head.
GEORGE: Lando. Mate. Explain the royal engagement.
MUM: We need to talk ❤️
He stares at the screen like it might bite him.
The Grand Duchess part doesn’t even register at first. He scrolls through more links, more headlines, all variations of the same fever dream.
Symbolic proposal shocks royal observers in Monaco GP paddock.
Royal family confirms no comment
McLaren’s Lando Norris in relationship with Luxembourg’s future monarch?
He mutters, “What the — what is happening?”
Carlos sends another message.
CARLOS: This is the best thing that’s ever happened. Can I be your maid of honor?
CARLOS: Wait. Groomsman. Unless you're planning to wear the dress, then honestly I support it.
Lando doesn’t even have the energy to reply.
He swings out of bed, throws on a hoodie, and starts pacing. The cap. The hat. Was it really that big of a deal?
He offered it because she looked a little sun-blind. He thought it’d be cute. A gesture. Flirty. A laugh.
Not an international incident.
There’s a knock on his apartment door.
He opens it.
Zak stands there with the energy of someone who’s been yelling into a phone for two hours straight. Andrea is behind him, looking like he aged ten years overnight.
“You’re trending,” Zak says without preamble. “Not for winning. Not for pole. Not even for crashing. You’re trending because apparently you’re about to marry into a monarchy.”
“I didn’t — what — no,” Lando says, holding his hands up. “I gave her a hat!”
“An engagement hat!” Carlos shouts from inside the apartment, because of course Carlos has let himself in somehow. “The most sacred of all hats!”
Lando glares. “You’re not helping.”
Andrea pinches the bridge of his nose. “Do you understand the implications of this, Lando?”
“No! Because it’s insane!”
Zak exhales. “There are diplomatic rumors flying. Press camped outside the motorhome. Questions coming in from Luxembourg’s government channels.”
Lando looks helpless. “But I didn’t do anything.”
Carlos, now lying fully horizontal on Lando’s bed, grins. “You proposed. With headwear.”
“I hate all of you.”
Carlos lifts a hand. “It’s what we do.”
***
By the time Lando makes it to the paddock, he’s wearing sunglasses and a hoodie pulled up like a man on the run.
He gets stopped four times before reaching the McLaren motorhome.
One PR officer actually bows at him, just to be a menace.
Oscar gives him a slow, impressed once-over and just says, “Your Royal Highness,” with a mocking nod before walking away.
He’s never living this down.
The only thing he wants is to find you.
And, as if summoned by the strength of pure panic, there you are. Standing just outside the McLaren garage, mid-conversation with someone from Alpine, sipping from a bottle of water like you own the place. Your hair is tucked into a sleek ponytail. The sun makes your earrings glint.
Lando jogs up to you, breathless.
“Hey! Hey, hi, um, hi.”
You turn, startled. “Good morning.”
“Not really,” he says, lifting his glasses. “What the hell is going on?”
You blink. “What do you mean?”
“The cap. The hat. The one I put on your head yesterday? Apparently that means I proposed to you. The tabloids are going crazy. Everyone thinks we’re engaged. My mum texted me.”
Your eyebrows lift. “Wait, seriously?”
He pulls out his phone, flicks through the headlines, and shoves it toward you.
You squint at one. “‘Royal Love Blooms on the Grid?’” You snort. “‘Luxembourg’s Heartthrob Duchess Swept Off Her Feet by McLaren Maverick?’”
Lando’s voice pitches up. “Swept off her feet! I literally ran into you with a scooter!”
You start laughing. Not a polite laugh. A full-body, unbothered laugh. Like this is all the most normal thing in the world.
He stares. “Why are you laughing?”
You wipe a tear from under your eye. “Because this is nothing. You should’ve seen the time they said I was secretly dating a Swiss banker who turned out to be my second cousin.”
He pauses. “… What?”
“Or the time they decided I’d renounced the throne to become a goat farmer in Liechtenstein.”
He blinks. “Okay, that one’s kind of iconic.”
You give him a shrug. “This is what happens when you’re born into a monarchy and dare to show emotions in public.”
He stares at you. “You’re telling me you’re fine with this?”
“I think it’s hilarious.”
“Hilarious? They called me your future consort.”
“Are you not?” You ask innocently, sipping your water.
He splutters. “What-”
You grin. “I’m kidding.”
You’re very not kidding. Not in the way that matters.
Because watching him panic like this — watching him trail after you with his hoodie strings bouncing and his voice pitching up with every breath — it’s … oddly sweet.
He cares. Not just about the press. About you. About how this reflects on you. That matters.
You reach over and tug gently at his hood to straighten it. “Relax. The headlines will change by tomorrow.”
“You really think that?”
“No,” you admit. “But that’s what I tell myself when I’m spiraling.”
He laughs despite himself. “You’re way too chill about this.”
“I’ve had practice.”
“You’re literally a royal and you’re less stressed than me.”
“That’s because I’ve had years of training in pretending I’m not screaming inside.”
Lando looks at you. Really looks at you.
There’s this flicker of something in his chest. Admiration. Confusion. Something just slightly more than fondness.
He exhales. “You’re ridiculous.”
“So are you.”
“I didn’t mean to propose to you.”
“Shame,” you say casually, and walk away before he can respond.
He stands there, stunned, as Carlos passes behind him, humming “Here Comes the Bride.”
***
Back in the McLaren motorhome, the chaos continues.
The PR team is in damage control mode. Zak is pacing with a headset. Andrea has three newspapers folded under his arm and an expression that could melt titanium.
But Lando?
Lando is leaning on the windowsill, watching you from across the way as you chat with someone from Mercedes.
Still wearing his cap. Still laughing like you haven’t just caused a minor diplomatic crisis.
And for some reason … he’s not mad.
He just grins, taps the glass once, and mutters, “Yeah, this is totally fine.”
Absolutely fine.
Nothing is on fire. Nothing at all.
***
You know something’s wrong when Martine shows up.
Martine only shows up when things are very wrong. Like, international-incident-meets-centuries-old-protocol wrong. She’s your primary handler, which is a polite way of saying she’s the one who stops you from accidentally tanking Luxembourg’s economy with a bad outfit choice.
You spot her across the paddock: sharp black blazer, sunglasses that mean business, marching toward the McLaren motorhome with the speed and grace of a small, determined missile.
“Oh, no,” you mutter.
Lando, sitting on a folding chair next to you with his helmet in his lap, glances up. “What?”
You nod in Martine’s direction. “That.”
He follows your gaze and immediately winces. “Oh no.”
“She’s here to kill me.”
“She’s probably here to kill me,” he says, standing up like a man preparing to face execution.
Martine stops two feet away, does not greet you. Does not smile. Just removes her sunglasses and levels the two of you with the look she usually reserves for scandalous budget overspending or cousins dating minor celebrities.
She speaks in a voice so tight it might shatter glass. “Well, I hope you’re both having fun.”
You open your mouth to respond, but she holds up a hand. “No. Stop. Don’t speak yet. We’re in crisis mode.”
“Isn’t that a little dramatic?” Lando offers, with a hopeful grin.
Martine turns to him so slowly it’s almost operatic. “Mister Norris, the Luxembourgish Parliament has just issued a formal declaration of congratulations on your engagement. Your faces are on the front page of every major paper from here to Berlin. People Magazine referred to you as the ‘millennial fairytale.’ And — just to really put a cherry on top — your Instagram post from two days ago has now been recirculated as a ‘subtle announcement.’”
Lando swallows. “That post was about McNuggets.”
“Yes,” Martine says. “And you hashtagged it #lovemylife. So now the press thinks the nuggets were metaphorical.”
You press a hand to your face. “Okay. That one’s kind of on you.”
Martine whirls on you next. “Do you understand the implications of this? Because this is not just a PR disaster. This is a constitutional event. We cannot simply say it was a misunderstanding.”
“Why not?” Lando asks, hands outstretched. “Can’t we just say it was, like, a joke? A mix-up? A funny cultural thing?”
Martine takes a deep breath, as if preparing to deliver a death sentence.
“Because,” she says carefully, “in Luxembourgish law, once a declaration has been acknowledged by Parliament and received no formal objection from the heir apparent within the hour, it becomes a matter of record.”
Lando stares. “What does that mean?”
You sigh. “It means … it’s official. As far as the government’s concerned, we’re engaged.”
There’s a beat of stunned silence. And then Lando says, very quietly, “Oh, my god.”
Martine nods grimly. “Oh, your god, indeed.”
“I didn’t even do anything!” He protests. “I gave her a hat!”
Martine’s eyes narrow. “Which, in Luxembourg, is equivalent to a pre-marital vow of intent.”
“That’s ridiculous!”
“It’s ancient tradition!”
Lando throws his hands in the air. “Well maybe someone should’ve written a pamphlet! ‘Hey, welcome to Luxembourg, don’t give royal women hats!’”
“I should have known,” you say, mostly to yourself. “I knew the hat was going to be a problem.”
Martine exhales and pinches the bridge of her nose. “There is a press conference in two hours. The Grand Duke has already spoken to French media.”
You freeze. “Wait. My father knows?”
Martine shoots you a look. “Knows? He’s celebrating.”
“Celebrating what?”
“His exact words,” she says, pulling out her phone and reading from a very official-sounding email, “‘I have always dreamed of a son-in-law who drives fast and talks nonsense. This is perfect.’”
Lando, completely bewildered, points at himself. “Is that a compliment?”
You look at him. “Honestly? I think it is.”
Martine puts the phone away. “You both need to keep this under control. Just for a few days. Until the press dies down.”
Lando’s face scrunches. “Wait. Waitwaitwait. Are you saying we have to pretend to be engaged?”
Martine nods once. “Exactly.”
“Temporarily?” You ask.
“For now,” she says. “But you will both need to act engaged. Convincingly. That means appearances. Smiles. Coordination. Possibly an interview.”
Lando looks like he’s going to be sick. “Interview?!”
“Oh, you’re absolutely doing the interview,” Martine says.
You blink slowly. “So … just to clarify. Our options are either to lie to the international press and pretend to be planning a royal wedding or risk sparking a diplomatic conflict between my country and the rest of the European Union?”
Martine smiles grimly. “Correct.”
Lando leans against the nearest wall. “This is a nightmare.”
You nudge him with your elbow. “Could be worse.”
“How?”
You grin. “You could’ve actually proposed.”
He groans. “I’m never giving anyone a hat ever again.”
***
The rest of the morning is a blur.
Your phone doesn’t stop buzzing. Everyone from Monaco’s royal family to your mother’s childhood piano teacher is reaching out.
Lando’s friends have renamed their group chat “THE ROYAL CONSORTS.”
Carlos sends a meme of Meghan Markle waving from a balcony, photoshopped with Lando’s face. Lando throws his phone across the room.
Everywhere you walk in the paddock, people are staring, whispering, smiling in that way that means they think they know.
Lando sticks to your side like a man attached by invisible glue.
“This is surreal,” he mutters, not for the first time. “You’re just … fine with this?”
You glance at him. “I’ve been fake-smiling through political dinners since I was ten. This is honestly one of the less stressful things I’ve had to fake.”
He eyes you. “That’s kind of impressive.”
You shrug. “I mean, don’t get me wrong. It’s insane. But it’s also temporary. We do a few appearances, wear some coordinated outfits, and smile for the cameras.”
He groans. “Do I have to wear a sash?”
“Only if you want bonus points.”
He considers. “Does it come in papaya?”
You grin. “Now you’re thinking like a royal.”
He glances sideways at you. “You really think we can pull this off?”
“I think,” you say slowly, “we have no choice. But yeah. We can do it.”
There’s something unspoken between you in that moment. Some flicker of understanding. And maybe a spark of something else.
***
By the time you arrive at the media scrum, the photographers are already in position. Flashes pop. Lenses aim.
You loop your arm through Lando’s, and he looks down like you’ve just handed him a live grenade.
“What do I do?” He mutters.
“Smile,” you whisper back. “And look like you’re wildly in love.”
He takes a breath, then smiles so wide it almost hurts to look at. A little crooked. A little chaotic.
It’s perfect.
He leans toward you. “Like this?”
You nod. “Exactly like that.”
The cameras love it. Shutters go wild. A symphony of clicks.
Someone shouts, “Any wedding date yet?”
Lando opens his mouth to panic.
You answer smoothly, “We’re just enjoying the moment.”
“Have you met each other’s families?”
Lando again looks like he might choke. You reply, “They’re … very supportive.”
“How did the proposal happen?”
Lando starts to laugh, helplessly.
You answer, “It was spontaneous.”
And that’s how the day goes.
Flash after flash. Smile after smile.
And through it all, Lando — your accidental fiancé, your completely overwhelmed co-conspirator — stays right beside you, fingers brushing yours, as if anchoring himself to reality.
You don’t know what’s coming next.
You don’t know how long you’ll have to keep this up.
But when Lando looks at you with that half-panicked, half-awed grin — like he still can’t believe this is happening — you just smile back.
Because somehow, against all odds this royal disaster? Feels a lot like fate.
***
The Grand Prix is over, the champagne has dried, and the press has moved on to whatever other scandal is brewing in the glittering circus of Monaco. And yet … you stay.
You’re supposed to leave, technically. There’s a return flight booked under your name, a motorcade on standby, and a color-coded itinerary that includes words like “debrief” and “post-engagement optics strategy.” But instead of heading back to Luxembourg, you text Martine something vague about needing to monitor the situation on the ground.
She doesn’t push. She never pushes when you use diplomatic language like that.
And so, you stay — in the sunshine, in the noise, in the afterglow of whatever chaos you and Lando have created.
And Lando? Well. Lando leans in. Hard.
It starts with a bouquet. You think it’s from some Monegasque diplomat until you read the note.
For my one true duchess. Long may she reign.
- Your Devoted Fiancé™
You roll your eyes so hard it almost hurts.
The next morning, there’s a box of chocolates left on the doorstep of your borrowed suite. Heart-shaped.
The note reads: May these sweets bring you half the joy your smile brings me.
- His Royal Himbo-ness
Then come the messages.
LANDO: Milady, I beseech thee … may I take thee to breakfast?
YOU: Only if thou bringest me hashbrowns.
LANDO: I would brave dragons and tyre degradation for thee.
YOU: Good, because I just saw you stall your scooter outside my hotel.
It’s ridiculous. It’s also … weirdly fun.
You keep telling yourself it’s fake, that it has to be fake. A temporary performance to appease international dignitaries and excitable royal fathers with a love for motorsport.
But then one afternoon, you find Lando outside your hotel with a paper crown from Burger King and a daisy between his teeth.
He bows. “Milady. Thy noble steed awaiteth.”
You snort. “You’re riding an electric scooter.”
“And she runneth on pure love.”
He offers his hand, like you’re a princess in a storybook.
You take it.
***
It’s only when you’re not performing — when the flowers are left without a camera flash or you’re laughing in a hallway while ducking behind a vending machine — that Lando starts to notice it.
The quiet moments.
The way your smile sometimes fades the second people look away. The way you’re constantly being trailed by someone in a blazer holding a tablet. The way your phone buzzes and you flinch like it might explode.
It hits him hardest at the hotel bar.
You’re sitting across from him in some ridiculous formal dress, sipping water like it’s wine because the event is too long and you’re too tired, and someone behind you says, “She doesn’t even look that royal.”
You hear it. He knows you hear it. But you don’t flinch. You just smile, poised and polite, and excuse yourself a moment later. You come back three minutes later, smile reset, posture perfect.
He watches the entire transformation with his stomach twisting into a knot.
“You alright?” He asks gently, when the crowds have thinned.
You glance over. “Of course.”
And he doesn’t push. But something in his chest tugs.
***
The idea comes to him in a flash.
“Hey,” he says the next night, casually leaning against the doorframe of your hotel suite. “Wanna ditch this disaster and do something stupid?”
You arch a brow. “Define stupid.”
“Burgers. Reality TV. My place.”
You blink.
“No press, no handlers. Just us. A comfy couch and some bad choices.”
You narrow your eyes. “What’s the catch?”
“No catch,” he says. “I just thought maybe … you might want to feel normal for a bit.”
You don’t answer right away.
Because it’s absurd. It’s reckless. You have a state dinner in forty-five minutes and there are actual diplomats waiting downstairs to make small talk about Luxembourg’s agricultural exports.
But then you look at him — hopeful, earnest, wearing a hoodie that says “QDRNT” and socks that do not match — and you think screw it.
You shut the door behind you.
“Let’s go.”
***
He smuggles you out the back through the hotel kitchens.
“You’ve done this before,” you note, as he expertly navigates a series of corridors.
“Absolutely,” he says. “I once snuck out past curfew during a sponsor dinner to get tacos with Max.”
“And how’d that end?”
“In a minor fire.”
You blink. “Wait, what?”
He just grins.
Ten minutes later, you’re sitting in his apartment — barefoot, legs tucked under yourself on the couch, a paper bag of burgers between you.
“You know,” you say, unwrapping one of them, “if this gets leaked to the press, they’re going to think you’re a bad influence.”
He takes a dramatic bite. “Milady, wouldst thou accept this humble offering of ketchup and meat?”
You snort, almost choking on your fries. “You’re insufferable.”
“And yet you remain seated.”
You roll your eyes but don’t argue.
He clicks on the TV and scrolls to a show that looks suspiciously like Love Island, then leans back and stretches his arms behind his head like it’s the most relaxing evening of his life.
“Do you do this a lot?” You ask.
“What, seduce royalty over fast food?”
“No,” you laugh. “Just … be this normal.”
He shrugs. “Normal’s relative, innit? I mean, yeah. When I can. When people let me.”
You nod slowly. “Must be nice.”
He turns to look at you. “You really don’t get much of that, huh?”
You take a sip of soda. “Not unless it’s scripted. Or has a purpose. Even this … it’s not real.”
He shifts on the couch, voice quieter. “It feels real.”
You glance over at him, something flickering behind your eyes. “It does, doesn’t it?”
There’s a long beat. The show drones in the background — someone screaming about being “mugged off” and crying in a hot tub.
And then he says, softly, “Can I ask you something?”
You nod.
“What would you be doing right now if you weren’t, y’know, you? The royal stuff, I mean.”
You pause.
“Sleeping,” you say finally. “Without a schedule. Without worrying if my resting face looks too detached in photographs.”
He smiles, a little sadly. “You’re good at it. The pretending.”
“Too good,” you murmur. “It’s like muscle memory.”
He nods, thoughtful.
Then, in a whisper like a secret:, “I wish I could give you more of this.”
You turn to him fully. “More burgers?”
“More normal,” he says. “More space to just … be. Laugh. Eat crap food and wear ugly pajamas and not have to explain yourself to anyone.”
Something in your chest squeezes.
You don’t say anything.
Instead, you lean over, take a fry from his tray, and say, “You talk too much.”
“Sorry,” he says quickly. “Didn’t mean to-”
“I like it,” you interrupt.
He blinks.
You nod toward the screen. “Shut up and watch trash TV with me.”
“Yes, Your Highness.”
He salutes. You hit him with a pillow.
He yelps, dramatically falling sideways onto the couch like you’ve slain him. “Oh no! The duchess has betrayed me!”
You’re laughing now, full-bodied and unfiltered, and Lando watches you like he’s discovered something sacred.
And in that ridiculously expensive Monaco apartment — over lukewarm burgers and cheap television — something real clicks into place.
Something neither of you says out loud. Yet.
***
There’s something wildly disorienting about pretending to be engaged while boarding a private jet with your not-actually-fiancé and his team. Everyone’s in branded hoodies, backpacks slung low, and you are wearing sunglasses too big for your face and eating gummy bears out of Lando’s hand.
It shouldn’t feel this easy. But it does.
Lando slouches into the seat beside you, nudging your knee with his. “You ready to charm the entire paddock again?”
You grin, biting off a red bear. “As long as you don’t run me over with a scooter this time.”
He chuckles. “I make no promises.”
The entire team is still buzzing about Monaco, and Lando’s riding the wave like he was born for it. Every time someone asks about “the duchess,” he beams, slings an arm around you like it’s instinct, and says something utterly absurd like, “She saved me from a life of bachelor mediocrity.”
You elbow him every time. He doesn’t stop.
When you land, everything’s familiar but shinier. More photographers. More interest. More rumors. The press is obsessed, still pushing out think pieces dissecting your “engagement,” articles titled How Luxembourg’s Royal Match Might Save McLaren’s PR Season and Love, Speed, and Statecraft: A Modern Fairytale?
You try not to read them. You try not to notice that people are beginning to look at you and Lando like something real is happening.
But the problem is … it’s starting to feel real.
Especially when he FaceTimes his mother from the garage and yells, “Mum! Look who I’ve got!”
You barely have time to blink before a kind, curious woman appears onscreen, waving excitedly. “Oh, she’s gorgeous! Hello, sweetheart!”
“Hi,” you laugh, suddenly weirdly nervous. “It’s lovely to meet you.”
“Don’t let him get away with anything,” she says warmly. “He’s always been a cheeky one.”
“Mum,” Lando whines, red in the ears.
You smile. “I’ll keep him in line. Royal decree.”
His mum howls with laughter. “Oh, I like her.”
After the call ends, Lando’s quiet for a second, just watching you like he’s never seen you before.
“What?” You ask.
He shrugs, softly. “Nothing. Just … you’re good with my family.”
You nudge his shoulder. “And you brought a duchess to meet your mum over FaceTime in a dirty motorhome. What a catch.”
He grins. “The best catch.”
It’s easy. Too easy. And that’s what makes the next part harder.
***
You find out about the betrothal preparations by accident.
You’re in your suite, half-watching footage from practice, when your phone buzzes with a message from Martine.
Draft of formal announcement attached. Parliament reviewing wording. Father approved. Event tentatively scheduled for end of month.
You stare at the screen. You knew they were talking. You just didn’t know it had escalated.
The file opens to a beautifully typeset letter with phrases like With deep joy, the Grand Ducal Family announces … and in celebration of the enduring relationship between Luxembourg and the international community …
Your name. Lando’s name. Your actual engagement.
You blow out a slow, quiet breath. “… Right,” you murmur.
Because this was never supposed to get that far. This was supposed to be a joke. A misinterpreted hat and a string of PR saves. Something temporary. Something ridiculous.
And now it’s a royal decree in waiting.
***
You don’t tell Lando right away.
You’re not sure how. Or when. Or even if it’ll matter. Part of you wants to see if he’s catching on.
The problem is — he is. But not in the way you expect.
You catch him in the paddock later that afternoon, pressed up against a journalist with a tight smile and a voice that sounds … off.
“We’re just having fun,” he’s saying. “I mean, obviously we’re fond of each other, but come on, it’s been, what, a few weeks? Everyone’s reading into things too much. It’s not, like … real real.”
You freeze. Your chest does something strange.
“Fake engagement,” the reporter repeats, scribbling fast. “So you’d call it fake?”
“No — well — I mean, it’s a misunderstanding. But like, funny. Silly. Not serious-serious. I’m not actually about to marry-”
He looks up.
Sees you.
His mouth shuts instantly.
You turn on your heel before he can say your name.
***
He finds you later in the hospitality suite, tucked into a corner booth with your legs crossed and your arms folded tight. You’re wearing sunglasses even though you’re indoors. It’s not sunny.
“Hey,” he says, breathless like he ran. “Can we talk?”
You don’t look at him. “You should go.”
“Please don’t be mad-”
“I’m not mad,” you say. “I’m just confused.”
He slides in across from you. “About what?”
You take off your sunglasses slowly, like peeling back a layer of yourself.
“Are you embarrassed?” You ask, quiet but steady. “Of me?”
His eyes widen. “What? No!”
“Because I heard you,” you say. “With the press. Like I’m some PR stunt you’re trying to backpedal.”
“That’s not what I meant.”
“Then what did you mean?”
He opens his mouth. Closes it.
“I didn’t think they’d take it this seriously,” he says finally. “I thought we were just having fun.”
Your expression doesn’t change. “Is that all it is to you?”
He fidgets. “I don’t know.”
You let the silence settle like dust between you.
“Do you think I chose to be born into this?” You ask, softer now. “The titles. The politics. The fact that I can’t even order a burger without it being international news?”
“No, of course not-”
“I’ve spent every day of my life playing by someone else’s rules,” you say. “And then this — this accident, this whole engagement — it’s the first time I’ve actually liked the story I’m in. And you’re out here telling everyone exactly how fake it is.”
Lando looks like he’s been slapped. “I didn’t mean to make you feel that way.”
“Well, you did.”
You stand.
He reaches for your wrist, but you step back.
“I have to go,” you say. “My advisors are expecting me. We’re planning a fake betrothal gala.”
Your voice cracks a little on the last word.
And then you walk away.
You don’t see the look on Lando’s face as you leave. But if you had, you’d see it plain as day:
Regret. Real, gut-punching regret.
***
Lando’s been outside your hotel for thirty-six minutes.
Thirty-six minutes of pacing, kicking the heel of his sneaker against a marble step, and trying to figure out if knocking on the door of a royal suite gets him arrested. Or excommunicated. Or worse — rejected.
He’s holding a paper bag.
Inside is an apology attempt in the form of your favorite milkshake (two straws, vanilla with caramel swirl), a squished pastry from the café you liked down the block, and a note that says I suck but I’d like to stop sucking, please?
He stares at the door. Then knocks, fast, before he can lose his nerve.
When it swings open, you’re there. Barefoot, in an oversized t-shirt and a messy bun. You look tired. And beautiful. And like you haven’t made up your mind about forgiving him.
“You came all this way to give me diabetes?” You ask.
He lifts the bag sheepishly. “There’s also emotional vulnerability in here. Limited edition.”
You lean against the doorframe. “How limited?”
“Like … might expire in fifteen minutes if left at room temperature?”
Your mouth quirks. “Alright, come in.”
He steps inside. There are no royal advisors. No handlers. No headlines. Just you. And the thudding panic in his chest.
“I brought peace offerings,” he says, unloading the bag onto the table like a raccoon presenting stolen treasure. “Pastry. Milkshake. Handwritten note, because I’m a man of old-school charm and no real plan.”
You sit down across from him, legs folded under you. “Didn’t peg you for the note-writing type.”
“Yeah, well, I panicked halfway through and drew a sad face instead of finishing a sentence.”
You pick it up, scan it. Then lift your eyes to his. “You really drew a sad face next to the word ‘unworthy’?”
He winces. “In hindsight, it was maybe too on the nose.”
Silence.
You take a long sip of milkshake. “Why did you say it wasn’t real?”
Lando swallows hard. “Because I freaked out.”
“That’s not an answer.”
He nods. Rubs the back of his neck. Then looks at you, really looks at you.
“You’re a duchess,” he says. “A literal royal. You speak six languages and have a coat of arms, and every photo of you looks like a Vogue cover. And me? I crash scooters into things and get told off by Zak for being late to briefings because I got distracted by pigeons.”
You raise an eyebrow. “Pigeons?”
“Look, they were doing funny head bobs, alright?”
You huff a laugh. He presses on.
“I didn’t say it wasn’t real because I don’t want it to be,” he says, voice low now. “I said it because I didn’t think I deserved it. Deserved you.”
That catches you off guard. You blink. “You think I’d pretend to be engaged to someone I didn’t think was worth my time?”
“You agreed to it because of a hat, Your Highness,” he points out. “Not exactly a high bar.”
You throw a pillow at him. He catches it, grinning, but there’s something earnest in his eyes now. Less golden-retriever panic, more quiet honesty.
“I meant it when I said I like being around you,” he says. “Not because of the title or the press or the fact that you can probably have me banished. I like you. The person who steals fries from my plate and makes up stories about strangers in cafes and gets this little line between her eyebrows when she’s pretending not to care.”
You glance away, trying to hide the fact that your heart’s doing the cha-cha.
“I was scared,” he adds. “Still am, kinda.”
“Of what?”
“Of messing this up. Of not knowing where the fake part ends and the real part starts. Of it being real and you not wanting that.”
You stare at him. Then lean forward. And kiss him.
It’s not for show. It’s not for the cameras or the press or the legacy of Luxembourg. It’s just for him.
His breath catches. His fingers curl reflexively around the edge of the table like he’s grounding himself.
When you pull back, you’re still close enough to see the freckle on his cheek, the way his eyes dart to your lips like he’s already memorizing the way you taste.
“That,” you say, “was not fake.”
He exhales, stunned. “Good. Because if it was, I was gonna have to dramatically fall to my knees and declare my love in rhyme.”
You snort. “Please don’t.”
“I had a verse ready,” he insists. “Something about you being the queen of my circuit and the pole position of my heart-”
You groan, but you’re laughing now. He grins wide, basking in it like sunlight.
Then your smile fades, just a little.
“But I don’t want to keep pretending,” you say. “Not like this.”
He nods. “Neither do I.”
“I want it to be real,” you say. “Even if that means stepping back from the public part. Even if that means confusing everyone.”
“Let ‘em be confused,” he says. “I just want to be with you. Not the tabloid version. You.”
You sit there for a moment. Letting the quiet fill the space between words.
Then you reach for his hand.
“I have to make some calls,” you say. “Tell my advisors we’re not doing a state engagement tour.”
Lando bites back a smirk. “Damn. I had already picked out a tiara to match my race suit.”
You stand, tug him up with you. “Help me sneak out the back?”
He beams. “Always.”
***
An hour later, you’re both in disguises — hoodies, sunglasses, and the kind of hats you only wear when you’re actively avoiding being recognized.
You walk along the water like two teenagers skipping class. Lando swings your hand between you.
“You know,” he says casually, “I don’t even mind if you tell your family we broke up.”
You glance at him. “What, you want me to text my father hey, sorry, not actually marrying the F1 driver?”
He shrugs. “I mean, if you want. But like, add a smiley face so he doesn’t hate me.”
You stop walking.
“Lando,” you say, turning to face him. “He doesn’t hate you.”
“You sure? He looked like he wanted to adopt me and throw me in a dungeon over video call.”
You roll your eyes. “He likes you. He’s just never had to deal with this kind of scandal before. Luxembourg is … very traditional.”
Lando’s quiet for a second. “Do you ever wish you weren’t royal?”
You hesitate. “Sometimes.”
“Because it’s lonely?”
You nod. “Because it’s … scripted. Every word. Every move. Every smile.”
He squeezes your hand. “Then let’s unscript it.”
You look up at him.
And in that moment — no palace, no cameras, no ancient traditions — you believe it.
This thing between you isn’t part of the plan. But maybe it’s the best part.
***
The Château de Berg looks exactly like a place where people wear sashes unironically.
Lando stands at the base of the grand staircase, fiddling with the cuff of his tux, while you float down the steps like you’ve been doing this since birth — which, frankly, you have.
You’re in navy silk and diamonds. He’s in mild, manageable panic.
“You okay?” You ask when you reach him.
He stares at you. “You look like a Bond girl. I look like I got lost on my way to a wedding I wasn't invited to.”
“You look great.”
“Yeah, great and very much like a commoner infiltrating the kingdom.”
You roll your eyes, looping your arm through his. “You’re my date, remember?”
“Right. Your real date now. Not just the guy who caused a constitutional crisis with a baseball cap.”
“That was a team hat,” you correct. “And technically, it’s a national treasure now.”
He laughs, but there’s a beat of silence as you both step into the gala ballroom.
Because everyone is watching.
Every. Single. Person.
Politicians, nobles, press photographers, distant cousins who’ve probably never spoken to you but now feel emotionally invested in your relationship status. All of them freeze slightly when they see you walk in.
And then Lando does the most Lando thing imaginable. He squeezes your hand. In full view of everyone. No hesitation.
Your spine, trained by decades of royal etiquette, goes rigid for a half second, then softens. You glance at him.
He just smiles.
“Do I bow to anyone?” He asks under his breath.
“You could,” you whisper back. “But that would be weird.”
“So I shouldn’t curtsy either?”
“I swear to God, Lando-”
“Just checking.”
You lead him through the crowd, nodding politely to various dignitaries who eye Lando with expressions ranging from bemused to is that the F1 boy who did the shoey that one time?
When a Luxembourgish minister tries to corner you with questions about heritage tourism initiatives, Lando — beautiful, clueless, brilliant Lando — steps in and distracts him by asking detailed questions about the country’s road safety infrastructure.
He even nods seriously. “Roundabouts are so underrated, man.”
You almost choke on champagne.
Later, after the violinist finishes a performance so somber you briefly feel like you should repent for something, you tug Lando away toward one of the quieter wings of the palace.
He follows without question. “We sneaking out again? Because I don’t think I’m dressed for burgers.”
“Not this time,” you say, leading him through a hall lined with portraits of monarchs in very large ruffled collars.
You open a door.
The room inside is small by royal standards — still the size of a generous hotel suite — but softly lit and quiet. At the center, on a velvet pedestal, rests a crown.
Not a cartoonish, jewel-encrusted monstrosity. But elegant. Heavy-looking. Steeped in history.
Lando freezes. “Wait. Is that-”
“The ceremonial crown,” you say. “For the heir.”
He blinks. “So … yours.”
You nod.
He steps closer, squinting. “It looks really … shiny.”
“That’s the gold.”
“Right. Of course. Just, y’know, very crown-y.”
You raise a brow. “You want to try it on?”
His head snaps up. “Am I allowed to?”
“Absolutely not.”
He grins. “So obviously I have to.”
You gesture to the nearby armchair like a royal game show host. “Then kneel.”
He hesitates. “Like, actually?”
“If you want the crown, yes.”
He kneels.
It’s chaotic, awkward, and completely him — one knee down, then wobbling a bit because his dress shoes have no grip. You bite back a laugh.
“You sure you’re ready for this responsibility, Mr. Norris?”
He places a hand dramatically on his heart. “I solemnly swear to not crash into any world leaders on a scooter.”
You lift the crown carefully from its stand.
It’s heavier than you remember. Or maybe it’s just that Lando’s looking up at you with that dopey grin, eyes crinkled, like he thinks this is the best joke you’ve ever played on him.
You lower it toward his head, pausing just above.
Then say, soft and teasing, “Do you swear loyalty to the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg?”
He blinks.
Then something changes in his expression. Something unguarded.
“I swear loyalty to you,” he says, quiet now.
Your breath catches. And for a moment, it isn’t funny anymore.
You look down at him. Kneeling. Grinning still, but less exaggerated. Less ironic.
And you feel it — the shift. That terrifying, impossible weight in your chest.
You want it to be true. All of it.
Not just the fake engagement. Not just the headlines or the banter or the jokes about tiaras.
You want him.
The chaos. The kindness. The fierce way he holds your hand in front of a room full of people who’ve probably written dissertations on protocol.
You set the crown down beside him.
“Too heavy?” He asks.
You sit across from him. “Too real.”
Lando folds his legs under him, now seated on the floor in full tuxedo, just inches away. “You okay?”
“I don’t know,” you admit.
“Because I said something dumb again?”
You shake your head. “Because you said something honest.”
He rests his chin on your knee.
“That’s the thing about crowns,” he murmurs. “They look like jokes until they’re not.”
You meet his eyes.
And maybe he sees something in yours, because he adds, “Hey, I’m not asking you to make me royal. I’m just saying … you don’t have to wear the heavy stuff alone.”
You don’t kiss him this time.
You just lean your forehead against his and stay there, hearts thudding in tandem.
The velvet. The gold. The hush of history around you.
And him.
The boy who kneeled because you dared him to. And meant every word he said.
***
Silverstone is humming.
The air crackles with adrenaline and overpriced beer and the unmistakable scent of burnt rubber. British flags wave like it’s a national holiday — because in a way, it is. It’s Lando’s home race, and every person within a five-mile radius not cheering for Lewis Hamilton is wearing something papaya. The grandstands are alive with chants and cheers. It’s chaos. Beautiful, electric chaos.
And somehow, you’re in the middle of it.
Again.
You’re not in a palace. Not under a chandelier or beside a velvet rope. You're in a paddock full of sweaty engineers and excited children and a camera crew who keeps zooming in a little too often. The sky above is a mess of clouds that can't decide whether to rain or behave. It feels real. Unfiltered. Like the first inhale after you’ve been holding your breath for years.
Lando is glowing.
Not literally. (Although he’s so ridiculously tanned from being outside that he might be.)
He’s just … alive. In his element. Grinning like a kid who got handed the keys to a rollercoaster.
“Mate,” he says to a McLaren engineer, “if we shave 0.2 off sector two, I’ll get you a beer the size of your head. Swear.”
Then he catches your eye across the garage, and the grin softens. Changes. Like he can’t quite believe you’re there.
“You showed up,” he says, walking over. His suit is half-zipped, gloves dangling from one hand, hair a little flattened by a headset.
You raise an eyebrow. “I said I would.”
“Yeah, but sometimes I think you’ve got a kingdom to run or — what do you call it — ancient royal responsibilities?”
You smile. “I rearranged Luxembourg’s strategic policy briefings to be here. So you better win.”
“Oh God,” he mutters. “National pressure.”
You reach into your bag.
He narrows his eyes. “What’s that?”
“A surprise.”
“Is it a scepter? Please tell me it’s a scepter.”
You pull out a hat.
Not just any hat.
It’s a custom McLaren cap — deep orange with black trim, his driver number embroidered in silver thread on the side, and a small, discreet crest of Luxembourg stitched into the underside of the brim.
Lando blinks. “Wait. What — ”
“I had it made,” you say, holding it out. “For you.”
His mouth opens. Then closes. Then opens again. “You made me a hat?”
“Technically I designed it. Royal prerogative.”
He takes it reverently, like it might shatter in his hands.
“Try it on,” you say.
He does.
And you reach up, slow and deliberate, to adjust it — placing it gently on his head.
The way he did with you in Monaco.
The way you now know means something in your culture.
It’s not just cute. It’s not just a gesture.
It’s a statement.
There’s a beat.
A collective inhale from the crowd around you, like everyone saw it and knows.
Someone’s camera shutter clicks.
Then another.
Then three more.
Somewhere, a tabloid headline is practically writing itself.
Lando stares at you under the brim.
“You just …” he starts, voice low.
“Balanced the scales,” you finish. “You gave me yours first.”
His mouth quirks up. “This means I’m the Grand Duchess now, yeah?”
“You would make a terrible duchess.”
He scoffs. “I’d be brilliant.”
“You’d try to turn the royal palace into a karting circuit.”
“I would never-” He pauses. “Okay, I would. But like … a tasteful one.”
You both dissolve into laughter.
The kind that catches you off guard and settles somewhere deep in your ribs.
The kind that means this — whatever this is — isn’t just temporary anymore.
***
Later, while Lando’s giving a pre-qualifying interview, a reporter points to the hat.
“Custom cap today, Lando?” She asks with a wink.
He glances toward you, watching from the edge of the pit wall in sunglasses and a smug little smile.
Lando shrugs. “Gift.”
“From the Duchess?”
His face turns ten shades of red. “Maybe.”
“Looks like a pretty serious gesture.”
He scratches his neck, sheepish. “I mean, if you’re lucky enough to get one, yeah … you hold onto it.”
The clip goes viral before the session even starts.
***
After qualifying, he finds you waiting beside the McLaren motorhome, arms crossed, foot tapping in mock impatience.
“You said you’d get pole,” you tease.
“I said I’d try. Which I did. Very hard. Max just exists to ruin my life.”
You loop your fingers through his. “I’m still proud of you.”
“Even with P2?”
“Especially with P2.”
He shifts his weight. “They’re calling it the Reverse Proposal now. On Twitter. The hat thing.”
You roll your eyes. “Of course they are.”
“I’m trending with your country’s name. I’m not even in Luxembourg.”
“Give it a week. You’ll probably be knighted.”
Lando leans closer. “Would you stay?”
“Hm?”
“After the race. Stay in the UK a little longer. I’ll take you to my hometown. My mum’ll feed you way too much and ask if I’m behaving.”
You smile. “And what would you say?”
“That I’m doing my best.”
You brush a hand through his hair, just under the brim of the cap.
“You’re doing more than that,” you whisper. “You’re making me feel like I’m not just … a crown.”
Lando’s eyes soften.
“You’re not,” he says. “You’re everything but that.”
The cameras catch you leaning into him.
Not for show. Not for press.
Just because.
And somewhere, miles away, in a palace covered in polished marble and a thousand years of history, a staffer is already drafting a new press release.
Not for a fake engagement. Not for a tradition accidentally triggered.
But maybe, just maybe …
For the real thing.
***
It starts like a joke.
The kind Lando makes when he’s nervous. Fidgeting with his hoodie strings, bouncing slightly on the balls of his feet, saying things like “Right, so if this goes terribly wrong, I can still blame the British weather, yeah?”
You’re in London. More specifically, you’re in a hidden garden tucked behind a historic townhouse, the kind with ivy climbing up old brick walls and roses blooming like they’re performing for royalty. (They probably are.) You’re only in town for a few days — official meetings, diplomatic appearances, a quiet dinner with a visiting Luxembourgish minister. Nothing too scandalous. Nothing that would make the papers.
Until now.
You glance at him suspiciously. “Why are you being weird?”
“I’m not being weird,” Lando says, very much being weird.
“You’re sweating.”
“It’s thirty degrees and I’m in long sleeves.”
“You’re in a hoodie. Like a gremlin.”
“First of all, rude.”
You cross your arms, stepping in front of him on the cobbled garden path. “What are we doing here, Lando?”
His grin flickers. Just for a second.
Then he exhales.
“Okay, right. So. I wanted to do this somewhere quiet. Somewhere just … us.”
Your eyebrows rise.
“Not in a castle. Not in front of the entire European Parliament. Just … with birds and, like, a suspiciously photogenic squirrel over there.”
You blink. “Are you okay?”
He reaches into the pocket of his hoodie.
And pulls out a hat.
Not just any hat.
The hat.
The one from Monaco. The one he placed on your head the day everything spiraled. The one that started a thousand headlines and at least one constitutional debate. The one you lost your mind over when it mysteriously vanished from your closet last week.
“Is that-”
He nods, sheepish. “Yeah. I, uh … borrowed it.”
“You stole it.”
“Temporarily.”
“Lando!”
“I had a plan!”
You laugh, half outraged, half flattered. “You absolute menace.”
He steps closer, holding the cap in both hands now. And suddenly, he’s not fidgeting. Not bouncing. Just looking at you like the rest of the world has gone silent.
“I was gonna get a ring,” he says. “I have a ring. But I thought maybe this … this felt more us.”
You stop breathing.
He takes a breath for you.
“I didn’t know what I was doing back then. When I gave you this. I didn’t know who you were or what that meant or how much that one tiny moment would mess up my entire life in the best way possible.”
You blink fast.
“Lando …”
“And now I do. Know. Everything. I know who you are. I know what you carry. And I know I want to carry it with you.”
He swallows. The cap shifts in his hands.
“So, yeah. This is stupid and not shiny and it’s probably sweaty. But it’s ours.”
Then — slowly, deliberately — he places it back on your head.
And kneels.
Not dramatically. Not performatively.
Just … reverently.
Like a man who understands now what he didn’t back then.
“Will you marry me?” He says. “For real this time?”
Silence.
Except your heartbeat.
And the click of a single camera shutter — because of course someone, somewhere, caught it.
You don’t care.
You kneel, too.
And kiss him.
Right there in the dirt and roses and British humidity.
“Yes,” you say against his smile. “Obviously, yes.”
***
The palace releases a statement two hours later.
Their Royal Highnesses the Grand Duke and Grand Duchess are pleased to confirm the engagement of Her Royal Highness the Hereditary Grand Duchess Y/N Y/L/N to Mr. Lando Norris.
You pass the phone to Lando.
He stares at it like it might explode.
“Oh my God,” he says. “It’s real. It’s really real.”
And then he pulls out his phone.
“You’re not tweeting,” you warn.
“I’m absolutely tweeting.”
You watch over his shoulder as he types.
@LandoNorris: turns out giving someone your hat is a big deal 👀
also turns out i’m marrying the love of my life
brb crying 🧡👑
You groan. “You put emojis in your engagement tweet.”
“Of course I did.”
“I’m going to be monarch someday and you just used the eyeball emoji.”
“Should’ve thought of that before you said yes.”
He turns to the camera crews still filming.
“She said yes, by the way!” He calls out. “Like, for real this time! Sorry to disappoint anyone still holding out for a princess fantasy. She’s mine now.”
You bury your face in your hands.
It’s absurd.
It’s embarrassing.
It’s … perfect.
Somewhere, your father is probably watching the livestream and toasting with vintage champagne. Somewhere else, Parliament is scrambling to schedule a press conference. And somewhere even farther away, an ancient Luxembourgish historian is definitely writing a very dry academic paper titled “The Sociopolitical Implications of Cap-Based Courtship in the 21st Century.”
But all you can see is Lando.
Grinning like the sun.
Yours.
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