Text
2025: We are so fucked this world is doomed
2026: So it's called Dragon Chess and it's like if shogi and balatro and runescape had a baby and its on sale for only 5 bucks on steam right now
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
there's a bunch of posts about like "what's your favorite number" but what about WHY it's your favorite number
119 notes
·
View notes
Text
Sometimes a relationship is a woman a man and a personal computer
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
YOUR ANGLE AND YUOR DEVIL
1K notes
·
View notes
Text

#HAHAHAHA MONTY JUST SENT ME THIS LAST NIGHT#IM SO HAPPY TO SEE ITS LIKE THIS ON BOTH SIDES. IM SO GLAD WE CAN ALL AGREE THE DPXDC KIDS ARE SO ANNOYING
138 notes
·
View notes
Text

A quick sketch detailing how my Jay design’s hair works for future reference.
1: She dead, gone. Hair is brittle and ashy.
2: She probably overworked herself, no magic at all in her hair. It’s her normal hair colour. She can’t use her wings either.
3: Normal & Healthy! She’s doing well :} Her hair is all floaty and glowy.
4: A little mad or shocked, usually happens in small outbursts. Or when she uses her magic. Hair is hot to the touch.
5: SHES PISSED, hope you weren’t looking at her, because if you were, you’re blinded. Only happens when she overuses her magic. After this happens she probably ends up between 1-2.
Also, the tips of her hair can char at 3-2 when she is stressed, they get kind of crusty and ash falls off.
65 notes
·
View notes
Text
okayyyy final fantasy is good maybe
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”
75K notes
·
View notes
Text
when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
The worst part about training a group of excellent trackers? ZERO privacy.

5K notes
·
View notes
Photo

Howling Wolfinica of “Resurrection of Monstress Figures” from the “Yellow SubmarineAction Figure Series”
4K notes
·
View notes
Text

its immensely funny to me that you dont get a post-ch4 save
182 notes
·
View notes
Text
it was worth a try
12K notes
·
View notes
Text
hate how most of my problems are abstract or systematic i wanna fight more of them with a sword
68K notes
·
View notes