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I've been thinking of the "Can Granny Weatherwax beat Bugs Bunny" question and this is my full take for Discworld characters:

Vimes - Cares too much, too easy to piss off. Has the innate chase instinct that makes characters run into walls with realistic tunnels painted on them. Might get to arrest Bugs Bunny but the beast will just slip out of the handcuffs to help him lock them, then walk out of the jail cell to have a union mandated coffee break.

Ridcully - Classic hunting season scenario, but has enough charisma to probably still get a few good shots off before the inevitable.

Rest of the wizards - No survivors, only Bugs.

Carrot - The intense near-magical narrative aura of well meaning innocence should make him immune, Bugs will likely be forced to be the villain of the episode.

Lord Vetinari - Flattened by a comically large anvil in the first few minutes of the episode, unclear if it was all a part of his long term strategy or not.

Moist - Has the 'lovable trickster getting away with it' energy, but nowhere near Bugs level. Already fell for the "old lady who swallowed a fly" scenario with the stamp slugs once, won't fare any better here.

Death - Definitely one of those "character is trying to avoid death" episodes, would go back and forth. Might actually get to end Bugs but his spirit will reappear in Death's domain and ruin his garden.

Nanny Ogg - The ultimate in anti-Bugs technology, a gleefully annoying old lady who doesn't give a fuck and definitely won't be the first to instigate the plot bearing conflict. This is a full sweep, he's the episode antagonist.

Granny Weatherwax - Too win-motivated to not lose. Would have to break the story to have any chance. Might do it.

Magrat - Will have sappy ideas about helping the poor animal which honestly has the 50:50 chance of either getting slapsticked or Bugs ending in a ye olde stroller&pacifier gag.

Colon&Nobby - Designed in a lab to be totaled by Bugs Bunny.

Tiffany Aching - A child that also has a large pan that is the perfect thing to hit someone over the head with and make a BOIOIOINGGG sound, so great odds.

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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If this post gets 100 notes, 100 terfs will blow up. If it gets 1000 notes, 1000 terfs will blow up. If it gets 10000 notes, 10000 terfs will blow up. If it gets.. will you get the point.. let's blow up terfs shall we. I won't apologize.

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Absolutely no idea who this is but why is he so pretty??

250524♡ for anon♡

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Professor Doctor Sir Terence David John “Terry” Pratchett OBE BM (Blackboard Monitor), 28th April 1948 - 12th March 2015.

GNU Pterry.

Mind how you go.

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So Spruce and Lil were Everdeen's right? He knew where the Covey cabin was when he hid the guns and he "without hesitation" killed Billy Taupe after he threatened to kill Lucy Gray. Lil could be short for Lily and either one could have had a kid related to Burdock.

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I’m sure someone has said this before but they missed an opportunity to do the funniest casting ever for SNW. Like, I love Rebecca Romijn and Jess Bush but can you imaging if they had cast identical twins to play Una Chin-Riley and Christine Chapel and just given them different hair colors? And then just completely ignored the fact that they look the same? Or have somebody mention it but the whole crew just acts like they’re crazy?

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sooo incredible that the first female captain in star trek has a first officer who’s so stupidly in love with her that he just follows her around hopelessly. like yeah I Am the Captain of this Vessel. Oh, who’s that? Oh That’s My Loyal and Besotted Knight. Yeah he comes with my whole thing. He Serves me with Undying and Patient Devotion. Sometimes he carves me a bathtub.

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“I want a book from Finnick’s perspective!” NO YOU DON’T NO YOU DON’T NO YOU DON’T NO YOU DON’T NO YOU DON’T NO YOU DON’T NO YOU DON’T NO YOU DON’T NO YOU DON’T NO YOU DON’T NO YOU DON’T NO YOU DON’T NO YOU DON’T NO YOU DON’T NO YOU DON’T

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Idk what we expected on the website where we piss on the poor

looked at this and freaked out because I noticed that it said “petrolatum” and not “petroleum”.

My whole life I thought that it was some weird byproduct of the oil industry, and I never questioned that belief.

I suddenly remembered every time I had called it “petroleum jelly” and thought that I must’ve looked like a massive idiot.

Anyway, anything that enters my brain is immediately converted into the action of pulling up a Wikipedia article, and as it turns out, it actually is called “petroleum jelly” (which consists of white petrolatum) and is a weird byproduct of the oil industry

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jesus sensing you spawn into a crowded space 2000 years in the past with a body full of vaccines: God give me strength

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Pink Calcite from chenzhou prefecture Hunan province China

Photo: Future Mineral

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getting murdered but it's so traumatic i repress the memory and only actually die years later during hypnotherapy

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"Unrealistic behaviour for a president"

BABY CAKES DO YOU WATCH THE NEWS

Before anyone says that the things Snow does are unrealistic and petty, I want to remind people of the U.S. government’s current “leadership” and how they spend their free time whilst being in power.

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I'm sorry this is Clark Carmine erasure. He is, according to word of god, the lone fiddler who plays Finnick and Annie's wedding. Why does Haymitch keep their memory alive more than the Actual Goddamn Living Member of the Covey?

Not to be that person but Haymitch is now like canonically the person who keeps the Covey’s memory alive. Even if Katniss has information passed down from her father, I think it pales in comparison to what Haymitch knew intimately. Out of the remainder of 12’s population, it is Haymitch who adds their histories to the book. He tells their story. He also has seen Lucy Gray—he can give her a physical description.

And I think, out of all the things he did (in the canon story), that is the most meaningful way he honored Lenore Dove.