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sorry

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hey who's your favorite tabaxi asking for a friend nothing suspicious here (adjusts my comically large disguise glasses)

thanks for the ask, kind stranger!

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u can call ur skull-head deer oc literally anything else u don't even have to change the design

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A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

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Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

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the world if people put tws for chewing sounds on videos

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so awesome that the word misophonia just means 'hatred of sound.' i just have hater disorder

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just misophonia things is dreading early fall because everyone gets the Sniffles and you know you're gonna start getting sore shoulders from flinching so much

Also fun when you're autistic on top of it so you have to go sit in a cold dark room until you stop feeling homicidal

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oh boy i can't wait for my mutual to get back from the big hammer store they said they wanted to come and talk to me right after :)

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Can we all just appreciate that Alex Hirsch, creator of Gravity Falls, was prank calling Republican voter fraud hotlines on November 6, 2020?

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I cant believe it

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MANIFEST

MANIFEST

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Is it just me or does college do a really good job at giving you a ton of shit you don't need before you can even get to the part of your degree you're supposed to pay attention to? Why the hell do I have to take macroeconomics as a wildlife conservation major??? I do not understand a damn thing I am reading.

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i miss science class bro. we dont put things under microscopes as much as we should

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here's my wonderful isopod child, handcrafted in leather