I think I’m going to think about this youtube comment forever
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I was telling my German colleague about how my parents, who were living in Spain, kept having problems with eagles killing their chickens.
Me: yeah, these eagles come down out of the mountains, they steal the chickens right out of the pen!
Frank: an eagle!? AN EAGLE DOES THIS!?
Me: yes, they have eagles over there, mad isn’t it?
Frank: AN EAGLE IS STEALING THE CHICKENS?
Me: errr, yeah, they’re predators you know?
Frank: THEY ARE PREDATORS?
Me: yeah, and they fly down and kill the chickens and fly off with them
Frank: THEY FLY… wait, hang on… Oh…. I see… Err… In German, Igel is.. Errr…
(long, long pause)…
AH! IN GERMAN, EIN IGEL IS A HEDGEHOG!
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Esther the Witch from Dead Boy Detectives is my new obsession. She is hilarious and terrible and steals every scene.
Really fun, charming, weird show. Been watching it on a loop since this morning while I work.
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Hi I have a question about Pacific Rim. Given that the sparring is just A way to test for drift compatibility and any activity that requires people to collaborate and anticipate each others moves works, including stuff like multi player video games
Can you test for drift compatibility via improv comedy
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My list of "quotes I need needlepointed" is getting LONG
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i think everyone needs to adopt "i didnt say it was good, i said i liked it" into their vocabulary right now. it did me wonders
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you cannot motivate me in a way that matters
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