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“Okay, okay! I promise I’ll try really hard not to step on your shoes!!”

“Awwwh yeah this is gonna be sooo freaking sweet! Wait- You’re really gonna teach me to swing later, right?”

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“Awwwh yeah this is gonna be sooo freaking sweet! Wait- You’re really gonna teach me to swing later, right?”

“Awh man, can’t ya just teach me? …Wait- Ohmygodyes PLEASE TOSS ME IN THE AIR!!” 

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Check out this beautiful Triumph by @johanndizon details for miles and extremely clean! #lowbrowcustoms #lowbrowlife #triumph

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“Awh man, can’t ya just teach me? ...Wait- Ohmygodyes PLEASE TOSS ME IN THE AIR!!” 

I'll swing with ya!

“Nice try squirt. But you step on my feet more than dance. Maybe I’ll just toss you around in the air, it’ll be close enough eh?”

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I HAVE FORGOTTEN WHY I OPENED THIS TEXT BOX, BUT REBLOG THIS POST ANYWAY!!!!!!!!

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Bi-Bi-Beep

The mechromancer stirred, shoving her covers over her echo device. It wasn’t time to wake up. Not yet.. Not yet... 

Bi-Bi-Beep

She unintentionally hit the answer button. She rolled over and groaned, taking up the ECHO device in both hands. “Mnnh.. Hey Angel..” She said still waking up. She stretched out and let out a long yawn. “How’s it going?” She said ending her yawn. She pushed all of her covers off, feet meeting the cold and unforgiving floor of HQ. She made her way over to the bathroom, ECHO in hand and began brushing her teeth. “Hope your dad’s not being a complete jack wad today...”

                                                  // @stupidmarcie ☆

          Opening her eyes, even though it never seemed like she closed them, she never dreamed, it was just black and dark. With the raising of her eyelids, the room she slumbered in seemed to power on, everything whirring to life. The electric hum was enough to keep her from falling back to sleep. This place ran itself when she went into her sleep like Hibernation.

                    This place? Oh yes..

          Her control room, or core as she referred to it, She manipulated all of Hyperion from here, She was the mind, the heart, and the core system functions of this station. She ran something called the ECHOnet, this was a wide range database that anyone with an ECHOdevice could access. She provided all sorts of answers to curious minds, directions, any kind of aid anyone could ever think of. She loved her job dearly.

          All around her were different Monitors, screens, they shown her face, her inner conscious, a much more pure version of herself. No wires, no markings, no tubes sticking out of the side of her head, It was just her, in her desired form.

                    Normal.

          Giant opalescent wings, double the size of her armspand, seemed to form out of nowhere, unfurling as her body left the ground, lifting up and into the center of her control core. Here is where the real work got done, she had not left this spot in…years? She wasn’t sure how long it’s been since she… –

                    Oh dear… She was going to be late..

          Every morning she has a routine, her father made her check in with him to make sure he knew she was awake, But before that there was someone much more important on her list. Of course she would get into loads of trouble if he knew what she was up to… But she’s just helping the stupid vault hunters right? Yeah that was a good excuse.

          She pulled up a list, looking through it, spotting a name with a star beside of it, it was the only person who had ever shown her an ounce of sympathy, the only person who had ever honestly listened to her at all.

          “Gaige… “

                    Nothing

          “ Gaige…” More sternly this time.

                    A shift and a groan.

          “Gaige, It’s time to wake up” There was a smile in her voice. This was her favorite part of waking up, it was the time of her day that could get her in the most trouble,but it was worth it, and she got to help her friend wake up, knowing how deeply stubborn she can be, she couldn’t say no to Angel.

          And Angel, the girl who ran Hyperion’s digital systems, the siren daughter of the CEO of an extremely corrupt corporation, and the guardian Angel of Pandora… She was this Vault hunters alarm clock, purely by choice, and she loved it.

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[LOUD ANARCHIST SCREAMING]

MISTER TORGUE, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF GAIGE?! IS SHE NOT THE BAE WITH HER METAL ARM?!

FRANKLY I’M HAVING TROUBLE FINDING A VAULT HUNTER THAT ISN’T BAE.

EXCEPTION EQUALS claptrap

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I don’t want to set the world on fire, honey, I love you too much I just want to start a great big flame down in your heart You see, way down inside of me, darling I have only one desire And that one desire is you, and I know nobody else ain’t going to do

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Check out @luopio !!!

If you want to make a female Borderlands character blog please consider:

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I may have just stepped in Skag crap... Shit...

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I MAY BE TOO LATE BUT I GOTTA BACK @askmrtorgue ENERGY DRINKS!!!

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vault hunting with the gang °^°

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I have created ART

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ʜᴏᴡ /ɴᴏᴛ/ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ: ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘʀᴏsᴇ

Recently, there have been a lot of people asking me how I write, how I do the thing with the words, asking me to give them advice and I thought rather than making a huge list of things you can do to get better at writing, I would combine their requests with a little something I’ve been meaning to do for a while.  So, here’s how not to write, or things to avoid if you want to produce good writing.  ———— I’ve had this bone to pick with the tumblr rp community for a long while, and since sleep seems to be avoiding me at all costs, I thought I’d put some of the dead time to use, be the devil’s advocate, and pick this damn bone: over-done, blatant-thesaurus-abusing, purple prose.  If you’re looking for nice, DO NOT PASS GO; DO NOT COLLECT $200 because in all honesty, I’m 1-800-DONE with a lot of the writing I see being praised on tumblr rp.

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“Aw man! C’mon! Not even a little??”

Didja miss me? Didja Didja Didjaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

“…..Maybe…. maybe not….”

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I feel like a kid on Christmas waiting for a present to come TBQH.

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“I uh... So uh.. I saw Steve totally messing with your bike and uh.. Long story short, don’t push the red button, kay?” 

“Wonder if Ax’d notice if I suped his bike up some.”