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yet i've had these guys who work at Walmart 4 days a week claim to be"too busy" lmao that's why I said there is no such thing as being "too busy"....if the person likes you enough, they WILL make time for you period!

PERIOD BABES!!!

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the way he boyfriends is so girlfriend

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Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.

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I CANT TAKE IT OMG

IM SAT, FERAL AND WET OH LORD

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i just moaned so loud

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i literally just tripped over air and fell on my ass in public and everybody stared at me for a like ten minutes. yes, i am still in pain

oh my god honey! hopefully you haven’t actually broken something or sprained something really badly. have you gotten home and put some ice on it yet?

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Tumblr is actually a nightclub and we all are the drunk girls in the bathroom being besties

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I need him.

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bro i'm so ashamed rn

what’s wrong baby? why are you ashamed?

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nick being an absolute menace (and matt & chris loving every second of it)

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silly pictures of pretty princess matt because i said so C:

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brooo i wanna see my mans that doesn’t know he’s my man’s rn 💔

broooo i wanna see my mans that doesn’t know i even exist rn 😭

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just posted a chris fic hehehehe, enjoy cuties 🩷

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dancing soulmates - a chris sturniolo short

a/n: inspired by anon; lowercase intended 

summary: a night out turns into something more

in the heart of downtown los angeles, amidst the neon lights and pulsing beats of the night, two strangers found themselves drawn together by the rhythm of the music. y/n, the queen of dancing the night away at every club and party she steps foot in, and chris, an extroverted youtuber with a passion for having fun, met on the dance floor of a crowded house party.

as rihanna’s voice echoed through the speakers, they danced, their movements synchronizing effortlessly. hand in hand, chest to chest, they lost themselves in the music, each beat bringing them closer together. with every twirl and sway, their connection deepened, until they found themselves face to face, lost in each other's gaze. in that moment, time seemed to stand still, the chaos of the world fading away as they were enveloped in the magic of the music.

as the song came to an end, they reluctantly pulled away, but the spark between them remained. they exchanged smiles and phone numbers, knowing that this chance encounter was just the beginning of something beautiful. and so, under the glow of the city lights, y/n and chris embarked on a journey together, their hearts beating to the rhythm of love, their hands intertwined as they faced the world as one.

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i’m wet