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BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. if you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out 🤍🧸🦌

aw thank you so much!

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i thought of ur spiderman!matt au when i saw this :3

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STOPPPPPP I ALREADY HAVE THIS REPOSTED OMG I LOVE TJIS

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What’s pizza boy Chris doing rn? I miss him🍕

Thank you for asking about him. I love him so much. 💖 He's actually in my bed right now being such a good boy. Just kidding. Lmao.

THURSDAY, 12:28 A.M. 🕧

Chris is on his way home from his shift at the pizza shop. He's speeding down a residential street with a nearly spent blunt hanging between his lips and Nas' album Illmatic blasting from his speakers.

He's about to pass a 7/11 on the streetcorner when he remembers he's out of blunt wraps. He slows his speed and pulls into the dimly lit parking lot at the last second. He parks into a spot, cutting his lights and his engine.

He tosses his roach on the ground and crushes it beneath his sneaker before he wanders into the gas station. He immediately loses sight of his original mission when the slurpee machine calls his name. He sees that the piña colada flavor that's usually out of order is actually working for once.

He strays over towards the slurpee machine, high out of his mind, grabbing a middle-sized cup and dispensing the icey, refreshing drink into it and staring at it in awe as if it's some kind of life-saving elixir. It might as well be after the long night he had.

He nabs a straw and a lid before he heads over to the pretty cashier. "Just the slurpee?" She asks without looking up.

"Can I, um, also get some swisher sweets please, ma'am?" Chris timidly asks.

The cashier finally glances up at Chris, taken aback by his sweet demeanor. She immediately notices how attractive he is. Her eyes sweep over his features, his uniform, and the name tag he was still wearing. "Sure. Grape or blueberry?" She asks, giving him a little smile.

"Blueberry," he replies.

"Alright. ID?" She asks, plucking a 2 pack of the blueberry swisher sweets and setting them down on the counter. Chris reaches into his back pocket, retrieving his wallet, and to his dismay, when he opens it up, he realizes his license isn't in there. He lets out a small scoff, realizing he's been driving around, delivering pizzas without it all day.

"I, uh, seem to have forgotten it, ma'am," he admits, innocently biting down on his lip. He starts to rifle through his memories of all the last places he's seen it, hoping she'll let it slide and still sell him the blunt wraps.

She crosses her arms and subtly rolls her eyes, but her warm smile doesn't waver. "What are we gonna do with you, Christopher?" She clicks her tongue, shaking her head.

Chris bats his lashes, turning his charm up a notch. "Oh, I don't know, ma'am. I guess you'll have to give me a slap on the wrist and tell me to remember it next time," he smirks, his eyes fixed onto the blueberry swishers, hoping she don't put them back.

"Tell you what. I'll sell 'em to you. But you have to promise to come back tomorrow and show your ID to me," she flirts, looking him up and down with a hungry look in her eyes. "You also have to give me your phone number. You know, in case I have to track you down for it."

"Are you sure that's not just some ploy to get my number?" He teases, narrowing his gaze at her.

"You gonna do what I say or what?" She raises an eyebrow and gives him a playfully stern look, still clearly flirting with him.

"Of course, ma'am. You have my word," he responds, feeling his cock twitch to life at the way she's hitting on him and devouring him with her gaze. "I'll do whatever you want me to."

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‼️ I am making a post about Rose.

I know I said I started and then put it off for some time due to the contents of it being triggering (the things she's done with minors which are gross and heinous and literally almost made me pass out while reading due to a panic attack), but I took the past two weeks buckling down to create a full masterpost in order to help the Sturniolo community. And I'm putting this post out there as a concrete PSA and article about what she has done within this community and the harm she has caused people.

I will also be talking about what we can do to better this community in terms of tackling accounts that literally commit crimes or do things along the borderline, as well as when it comes to calling people out, and how to spot disingenuous people. I will also be discussing how we can spot whether someone is taking advantage of victims and turning their pain into a time to become TMZ and unserious news.

The post will be long when I put it out, but please read it. Even if you have a shorter attention span than most, or if the contents being highlighted are too much for you to handle, take breaks and read thoroughly. I want our community to be better.

The latest the post will be up is this weekend (Sunday), but of course it can come out earlier.

-Kiki 🤍✨

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i saw this and this reminded me soooooooooooo much of princess and chris

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https://www.tumblr.com/sturnslutz/792360185823903744/httpswwwtumblrcomsturnslutz79233476729833062

SEVENTY TWO?! as in 70 + 2?? oh em gee😭

YES💔💔💔💔 ive only done 33 already :((

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patience

in which... nerd!matt and cheerleader!reader lose their virginity

matt had always been nothing but patient with everything. he always knew his time would come for one big event or another. maybe despite being older than most, he was patient when it came to losing his virginity.

he had used so many excuses over the years. claiming he had heard too many stories of people doing it too soon and regretting it. he was going to wait. he was going to take his time. he was gonna do it with someone who he loved and who loved him back. it wouldn’t be some weird one night stand like a lot of people, no, it’d be special.

which led him here.

the night started quiet. it started innocent. there wasn’t anything too different from usual going on. it was just another random night.

you were calmly laying in matt’s arms as you were watching tv, another episode of bart and homer yelling at each other. nothing new. nothing was hardly ever new. but nothing ever really had to change.

it started slow. matts lips were on yours during a commercial break the way they usually were. it was the same sort of loving kiss he would give you everytime. there was never any need for anything more. why change something that isnt broken?

it wasnt until matt heard his front door click shut that something changed. for basically the first time ever, you and matt were alone. truly alone. the kiss was deepened almost instantly, matts hands finding their way to your waist.

his nails dug crescent shaped indents into your hips, pulling you up onto his lap properly before your hands cup the bottom of his face. this wasnt too different from usual, but something about it felt different. something about this kiss felt so much more real.

matt didnt even care to pinpoint what it was. it was to irrelevant at the moment.

youre the first to make any real move.

you slip your tank top off slowly, matts eyes widening slightly at the sight. he hesitates for a split second before latching his lips onto one of your nipples, pulling you closer to his chest. you felt the way his glasses gently knocked against your skin, earning a giggle from your lips.

matt frowns slightly at the noise, pulling off of your bud to look you in the eyes.

"dont make fun of me." he whispers, pulling his glasses off his face and discarding them onto the bed besides him. as much as you love him with glasses on, opting out of them makes him look more grown up. he eyes you up and down for a moment before gently pinning you down onto the bed, feet towards the headboard.

you giggle at the motion, slipping your hands under the thin fabric of his t-shirt and sliding it off.

the second you do that, theres a shift in the air. no words are spoken, but theres a look thats exchanged between the two of you.

matts lips are on you again, this time down your neck, his hands moving all around your body. the shorts youre wearing are flimsy, so its easy for matt to take them off alongside your underwear. its almost easier for you to do the same to him.

matt pants quietly as he pulls away, looking deep into your eyes. hes waiting for you to say something. waiting for him to turn you down and tell him to stop. but you dont. instead, you nod in reassurance, mumbling a small "its okay" against his lips.

matt knows that its stupid to do anything without protection, but he also knows that you'd been on birth control for years. he'd even picked up your refills once or twice.

matt enters you hesitantly, constantly making sure youre okay with all of the wincing youre doing. he knows its normal during the first time, but he just absolutely refuses to hurt you. its the last thing he'd ever want to do. when you give him the okay to start moving, he goes slow.

for a moment, he wishes he could think your thoughts to know if he's doing alright. your moans tell him that he is. he speeds up just slightly, moving his fingers to slip into your hand and lock with yours. he kisses you as he begins to find his pace, smirking to himself as you continue to make noises that flood the air around you.

its an intense feeling. all of it. matt knows by the look in your eye that youre close, a lot faster than either of you had been expecting. one of his hands makes its way down to the spot youre both meeting, dragging some of the mixed arousal up to your clit. he circles your clit with it for a moment, only stopping when he feels you clench around him. he lets out a moan at the action, throwing his head back in ecstasy. the moment is over before either of you even know it.

realistically, it had lasted about 10 to 15 minutes. in your mind, it had lasted a lifetime. matt chuckles quietly to himself as he settles besides you, pulling you to be nearly attached at the hip. he presses a small kiss to yore temple, whispering sweet nothings quietly.

matt had always been patient. despite all of the teasing his brothers may have put him through, he wouldnt have ever had it any other way.

a/n: i hope everybody knows i rewrote this at least 10 times and still dislike it. however it only felt right to post the thing that started it all for me today. nerd!matt youre loved by me whether i say it or not. also i forgot i had these dividers

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matt and violet btw

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BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. if you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out!!! ♡ ⋆˙⟡

AWHHH I LOVE YOU SM MY BABY!!!!

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i've been DREADING my first day of school, i was supposed to do a bit of work for my IB extended essay and i didn't do it so i feel so behind now :( i go back tomorrow, but at least it's my senior year😛 (im so stressed too)

im in a thing called aice and i have geography and i have to write 72 vocab words with definitions and paraphrases and action words by friday!!!! i have 14.

actually strangling myself

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haiii :D hru?!

hi sweetheart! ive been alright, just extremely stressed over school :// how have you been?

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everyone say happy birthday to @snoopychris RIGHT NOW

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everyone say happy birthday to @snoopychris RIGHT NOW

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it's breathing by itself, I think it's trying to wave at us

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are you the person who wrote for fb!chris and independent!reader at the parties and bully!chris?

fb chris and independent reader yes, bully chris no

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UR THEME IS SO COOOOLLLL OMG

STAWP THANK YOU SO MUCH IM OBSESSED WITH YOURS

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you claim to be taking a break once a week and literally never. do it’s getting frustrating

oh??? sorry im on my time and i am taking a break just putting stuff out so i wont be mia??? bitch fuck outta my face weirdo. sorry im in high school and trying to regulate posting with my regular life.