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“Want a frozen cosmic brownie?” 

“I actually want grilled cheese, chicken nuggets, milkshakes, pretzels, animal crackers, cookies, and a big giant slushie.”

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Here we have the muse Kyra just whine loudly and lay on the ground hungry. “Foooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddd...................”

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I really like this avatar machine

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It’s easy to E X I S T because we had no choice in being made

It’s hard to l i v e because everyone lives differently and what makes one live makes another wilt too many choices, not enough knowledge

It’s easy to D I E because everything ends

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Here we have a Kyra who is being mad because she couldn't reach the top shelf for brownies.

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Pick Up Lines Meme

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Can I have directions to your heart?

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.

You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.

Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.

Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!

Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!

Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!

There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

Put down that cupake... you're sweet enough already.

You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?

Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.

Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.

You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?

Are you African? Because you're a frican babe.

There's only one thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name.

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

How was heaven when you left it?

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.

Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!

Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.

I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.

Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.

If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.

Do you remember me? Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

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I’m afraid. 

      I’m so, so afraid

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Placing a single hand upon his arm for a comforting measurement with gentle green eyes. What was she planning? Figuring she knew a decent amount of French from little lessons online, she spoke trying to be careful with her words. "Mon amour, tu es OK?" Even managing to be decent on pronouncing them correctly, but Lord behold she was trying to say 'Dear friend, are you okay?'

Kyra leaned close to his face with a little grin. "You're really red! Nico could make a ladybug jealous with how red his face is."

[[ what do you mean I can't do this]] [[ Kyra stxrypxges ]] "tbh at this point I'm considering I should just date myself." [[ eue ]]

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Nico spent a moment being taken aback, before deciding to be bold for once.

“Why date yourself when I can do that for you?” He countered with a grin, leaning towards his charge. His confidence faded in the next second, however, leaving him with a bright red face and awkward embarrassed smirk.

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Send in 🚗 for our muses to be stuck in a long car ride together!

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SEND ME A SYMBOL !!

Add a ‘ +’ to reverse it !!

😘 - to kiss my muse.

😉 - to send a seductive wink at my muse.

😡 - to anger my muse.

😈 - to prank my muse.

✋ - to push my muse against a wall.

🖕🏻 - to flip my muse off.

🙆🏻 - to give my muse a hug.

👛 - to steal my muse’s belongings.

🐶 - to give my muse a pet.

🥂 - to offer my muse a drink.

🎧 - to place headphones on my muse’s head.

🚑 - to visit my muse at the hospital.

🔪 - to stab my muse.

💕 - to make love to my muse.

💍 - to propose to my muse.

👓 - to steal my muse’s glasses.

👻 - to scare my muse.

☠️ - to die in front of my muse.

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Oh... Jerky, that's right. "Yeah, can you please get rid of it? But be careful I have important things in that bag and I don't want it damaged because my knight in shining scales decided to go nuts."

How cheesy for that title. "If you go hunt that spider down, I can go and hunt you guys a deer or something." Hoping that'll make him definitely be careful with her stuff.

[[ Kyra]] "Saaaaammm!!" Running up towards him and before he knew it, Kyra was on his back shaking like crazy. Refusing to let go if he even tried. "I'm hungry." Grinning like the loser she was but it went away. "And I can't open my bag because I saw a spider next to it. So... Feed me, please?" Kyra I swear.

“Oh my gosh.” he’d have laughed, but she mentioned spider.  “Would you rather I just… completely annihilate the spider? because otherwise, we don’t have anything other than jerky just on hand right now.”

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“Eh..?” Kyra glanced up at Nico with a small blush. “Go date yourself then. How can you do something for me like dating myself? It’s a task impossible.” Clueless aren’t you.

She’s now grinning. “Senpai, this is new. You’re blushing.” Kyra don’t change the subject.

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Nico spent a moment being taken aback, before deciding to be bold for once.

“Why date yourself when I can do that for you?” He countered with a grin, leaning towards his charge. His confidence faded in the next second, however, leaving him with a bright red face and awkward embarrassed smirk.

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“locked in a room” starters

PART II is now available here!

The “locked in a room” trope forces characters to spend time together, often characters who normally wouldn’t. It can help them learn about each other and develop their relationship in a positive way, or it can be disastrous. Feel free to add more! Send one for our muses: 

♬ : stuck in an elevator together ✎ : trapped in a room together during a quarantine ✘ : in a waiting room while they have loved ones in surgery ♢ : alone in a train car when the train gets delayed ♕ : adrift in a life raft ☾ : sitting next to each other on an international flight ✂ : stranded by a roadside together ☀ : sharing a jail cell ☂ : stuck in a basement after an earthquake ☮ : sharing a run away hot air balloon ❤ : locked in a closet by a friend who just wants them to get along (or possibly hook up) ₪ : touring an historical (possibly haunted) building, and they get locked in overnight ☹ : on a bridge; traffic has stopped completely due to an accident, and nobody’s going anywhere for a few hours. Δ : stuck on a roof together ♒ : trapped by a spell or supernatural object (bonus points if you specify what the spell/curse is) ஐ : pretending to be married because this quaint old couple’s bed and breakfast is the only shelter for miles, they only have one room, and they’re a bit old fashioned. ♘ : sharing a hospital room ✿ : stuck in a spaceship escape pod together ☢  : on a deserted island ❂  : in a bunker after the apocalypse

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you can :                  break my 𝓼𝓸𝓾𝓵                  take my  l i f e  away

                                                  beat me                                                   hurt me                                                   ᴋɪʟʟ ​ ᴍᴇ

                                                                           BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD                                                                                                  d o n  ’  t                                                                                                  t  o u c  h                                                                                                  t  h  e  m

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Send "Can I have this dance?" for my muses reaction!

Will my muse say yes or no?

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🌸kyra

[[ YOU HAVE SO MANY MUSES]]PRI ->"Huh? I didn't know you can make one unless you bought it. Thanks." Smiling at Pri as Kyra adjusted the crown. "Come on, let's make you one."SAM ->Looking up at her snek husband wondering where he had been all day only to feel something. "Sam? Did you make this? Thank you." Kyra grinned widely before reaching for Sam. "Come here!"CARSON ->".... instead for me... We should totally make lots of these and cover your brother in it. I'll even get the glitter." Kyra no. Grinning to her brother in law, Kyra ran to gray colored chest.BEN(son) ->"... Thanks but why?"HOWARD ->"...." Kyra just stares, not sure how to feel.Anyone Else ->Kyra gives a thumbs up with a smile.

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Send 🌸 to put a flower crown on my muse!