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IM THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO INTERLOPE IN YOUR SYSTEMS

LEMME AT EM

<Fanged beasts, all of them, even if they're still bursting through the gums. Let's see what we can't find in a worthy den>

Anyak. Up. Intrusion. Another interloper.

Fuck- huh? Again? What's it this time?

Your... blog?

That old thing? Shit, it's been how long since I posted?

That doesn't matter right now. Cybersecurity issue, big deal, remember? They gave you a whole seminar about it.

Right, see if you can get Quilla on the line.

Who is this "interloper" anyways?

...do you know anything about old cradle fish?

Why is that relevant?

You'll see.

[Hearts] [Jack]

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[The camera pans to the background, where a certain white wolf is on her back, with her head lodged in an oak barrel]

[Judging by the amount that is left in he barrel and soaked into her fur...]

[Sekhmet triumphs. By about 4 pints.]

[Sally McCarthy lays half beneath a table under an anti-reality bubble on what is allegedly Deimos. Its crutch is nowhere to be found, and empty cans along with a knocked over keg surround her softly snoring body. Red stains the corners of her mouth. Food coloring.]

[MIGHTY {SEKHMET} MISTOOK THE {OCHRE RED} FOR THE HUE OF {BLOOD}, AND DRANK ALL THE BEER WHICH {RA} HAD POURED INTO THE {NILE}.]

[Sunny slowly drags the smaller woman from under the table and scoops it into xeir arms. The beast's snores grow only louder.]

[AND WHEN SHE {AWOKE}, SHE HAD FORGOTTEN HER {RAGE} FOR HUMANITY, AND BECAME INSTEAD THEIR {PROTECTOR}.]

[A digitized chuckle. Sunny smiles warmly.]

[I AM {GLAD} YOU HAD FUN, MY {DEAREST} AND {SWEETEST}... HMM... WHERE DID DRINKING COMPANION {STYX} END UP..?]

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Oooooh you did the other arm so well!! I really like the way you've done the bone spikes and the horn peices for claws!

Contacts will never be seen again. Will be bitten.

So, after finishing my first lancer mock, the gorgon (their call sign is Apollo), I was like "that was interesting.... Imma do it again" so I took one look around and locked in on one specific nhps mech.

@styx-class-nhp I made something :)

Hear the roar.

Here's the thunder claw close up

Funny

And a group photo with two of my other mocks (Apollo the gorgon, The Witch King, And Styx themself)

It took awhile but I'm happy with how currently Styx looks like but it could be better. Thus once I get my modeling skills up to snuff this winter, you bet your ass, imma make a 3d print for Styx's head and mouth gun.

Anyways hope you like it!

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YEAAAA!!!

( @luna-wing-cns274 ) ANOTHER FOR THE TEAM!!!

diversity win, the local nhp that lives in your mech suit wants to fight god!

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Oh. Ah well. Swiper is probably based anyway.

.<p> i do not have nor need a tail attached to my chasis <br>

However <br>

the thought almost seems aesthetically pleasing for me. but i would imagine it would create an extra liability for me, as it would create a target for my opponent to grasp</p>

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I agree with swiper

.<p> i do not have nor need a tail attached to my chasis <br>

However <br>

the thought almost seems aesthetically pleasing for me. but i would imagine it would create an extra liability for me, as it would create a target for my opponent to grasp</p>

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You could also electrify the whole damn thing. Punish anyone who grabs it.

.<p> i do not have nor need a tail attached to my chasis <br>

However <br>

the thought almost seems aesthetically pleasing for me. but i would imagine it would create an extra liability for me, as it would create a target for my opponent to grasp</p>

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Put a knife on it.

.<p> i do not have nor need a tail attached to my chasis <br>

However <br>

the thought almost seems aesthetically pleasing for me. but i would imagine it would create an extra liability for me, as it would create a target for my opponent to grasp</p>

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Do you know what it's like to experience period cramps?

Because you're gonna.

A wonderful illustration of our signature melee striker, the Caesar!

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Lookit tha gap between teh chespiese an tha hips. Whole lottery moving pahts. Could pick em up and it'll probably sneezed.. size... ziese... go still.

Grisped.

A wonderful illustration of our signature melee striker, the Caesar!

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Looks grabbbable...

A wonderful illustration of our signature melee striker, the Caesar!

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WH WHAAA

SHE'S GORGEOUS?! OUGH THE TAILLL,

Oh I adore what you've done for the flesh no less that's kind of genuis?!!!!

Oh and the funny pose is so her-

Ough and you added the back spines.... beautiful... and the shoulder pieces are one of my old favourites funnily enough damn that brings back memories

OK I am broke but the second I'm not, you're getting a coffee on me holy shit-

So, after finishing my first lancer mock, the gorgon (their call sign is Apollo), I was like "that was interesting.... Imma do it again" so I took one look around and locked in on one specific nhps mech.

@styx-class-nhp I made something :)

Hear the roar.

Here's the thunder claw close up

Funny

And a group photo with two of my other mocks (Apollo the gorgon, The Witch King, And Styx themself)

It took awhile but I'm happy with how currently Styx looks like but it could be better. Thus once I get my modeling skills up to snuff this winter, you bet your ass, imma make a 3d print for Styx's head and mouth gun.

Anyways hope you like it!

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How didju...

[Then the classic hits]

Woag...

[She tries to stand, and proceeds to fall face first and squash tiny sekhmet.]

Awawowo... why canni stend?!

[You only took your eyes off her for a second-]

[OK that is definitely a real actual black hole she's pulling a cooler from-]

[Well. Before you know it, Styx has a tankard scaled up to her current nine foot size, which funnily enough is close to the bucket of the Lernean-]

OK, what are we starting with? I'm told this is a good one to kick off, rather light

[It's a barrel of absolut.]

ok i was gonna suggest beers but r resistance comes from different places. I'm biomodded gainst poison ur just really big

so may b u should drink big beers and I should drink like. normal size everclear mixes??? yaknow so I dont gotta drink gallons and gallons 2 keep up. am smol.

[She stands there, being small.]

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Awanna try sum... porhshpewo... for the experience...

[Styx lifts the barrel above her head, out of the kitty's reach]

[Then tips it just in time for-]

[You only took your eyes off her for a second-]

[OK that is definitely a real actual black hole she's pulling a cooler from-]

[Well. Before you know it, Styx has a tankard scaled up to her current nine foot size, which funnily enough is close to the bucket of the Lernean-]

OK, what are we starting with? I'm told this is a good one to kick off, rather light

[It's a barrel of absolut.]

ok i was gonna suggest beers but r resistance comes from different places. I'm biomodded gainst poison ur just really big

so may b u should drink big beers and I should drink like. normal size everclear mixes??? yaknow so I dont gotta drink gallons and gallons 2 keep up. am smol.

[She stands there, being small.]

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[Styx snarls defiantly, then dissapears behind a crater momentarily, before returning with an oil barrel full of blackberry wine... labelled via scorch mark- she's been making booze. It's only been a few months since she's acquired the blackberries it can't be safe-]

Aaaghh this doesh noght tashye lyke whyme...

[Too late.]

[(Not so) little wolf on her ass. Still drinking tho.]

[You only took your eyes off her for a second-]

[OK that is definitely a real actual black hole she's pulling a cooler from-]

[Well. Before you know it, Styx has a tankard scaled up to her current nine foot size, which funnily enough is close to the bucket of the Lernean-]

OK, what are we starting with? I'm told this is a good one to kick off, rather light

[It's a barrel of absolut.]

ok i was gonna suggest beers but r resistance comes from different places. I'm biomodded gainst poison ur just really big

so may b u should drink big beers and I should drink like. normal size everclear mixes??? yaknow so I dont gotta drink gallons and gallons 2 keep up. am smol.

[She stands there, being small.]

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OK that one is actually really cool yeah let's do it

Currently drinking heavily but you can get started if you want hon (don't ask how I'm also on the omni)(because I don't know how I'm still connected, there's usually a hook connected to my casket but we're corporeal rn tf-)

< Yo! You and Sally—you alive over there? Looks like a good time.

Oh, uh, by the way, Hachi’s taking a break, so she handed the Bag of Woe off to me. I dunno if it’s too early in the evening to start hitting legion-grade memetics, but I got the stash here. >

【ARTEMIS SUBROUTINES ENGAGED AND ALERT】

Garmr. Packmate.

DO NOT USE THE BAG OF WOE RECREATIONALLY

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< Yo! You and Sally—you alive over there? Looks like a good time.

Oh, uh, by the way, Hachi’s taking a break, so she handed the Bag of Woe off to me. I dunno if it’s too early in the evening to start hitting legion-grade memetics, but I got the stash here. >

【ARTEMIS SUBROUTINES ENGAGED AND ALERT】

Garmr. Packmate.

DO NOT USE THE BAG OF WOE RECREATIONALLY