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can I get a smarge lall
can i get a large small
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For every dollar donated we will bonate one bollar
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The court jester's curt gesture
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ordering “bucky’s yummy tummy grub bucket” and imploding
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Matt if it's a boy, Mattress if it's a girl
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much to think under my pondering duvet

much to ponder on my thinking pillow
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completely lirious and ranged. absolutely lusional. not only mented but fective, too. engaging in praved behavior. a real generate
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Pop down the putters.... DIN COCKER
i need to put down the poppers and actually cook dinner
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i was gonna make a meme edit that was like "how sex jokers look when real fuckers come at them" but then I became preoccupied by the phrase sex jokers. Sex jokers. The sex joker. The sex joker

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