Today I discovered you can projectile vomit after an asthma attack and now I need new headphones
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The Two Towers is so funny because Tolkien was such a tree-lover he was basically just like “actually we should give every tree a gun.”
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Taught my first (small) maths “class” today :)
Small after school maths sessions for different year groups but I got to stand at the front and teach and set work and I was so excited, accidentally derailed it with facts about Van Gogh but the kids were engaged so I’m happy
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the “in a 1000 years people will look at your skeleton and know ur birth gender” argument is so stupid because
Why are they digging up a graveyard that’s illegal
They get it wrong like 20% of the time
theyre probably all trans too
queer people tend to like bones I’ve noticed this
why would I give a shit I’m dead
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Math Textbooks are like "you may have noticed that we have not formally defined the thing we have spent the last 50 pages discussing, this is because we can't. Cope."
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i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun
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Source
Want more info? Here ya go:
This Biology Teacher Disproved Transphobia With Science
ALSO:
Sex redefined
“The idea of two sexes is simplistic. Biologists now think there is a wider spectrum than that.”
More on anti-trans arguments as bad science
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Baking an apple cake because I’m 20 tomorrow (mild disgust at the passing of time, glee because I’m one year closer to being the old wacky maths teacher I dream of being)
Also fun little guys I crocheted
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I’m scared
eyewitness sketch of that time i explained homestuck troll romance/biology/reproduction to some of my friends
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That autistic moment when someone asks you a simple question relating to a special interest and you answer with an essay.
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Semi-, quasi-, pseudo-... Mathematicians basically need an endless supply of prefixes that mean 'kind of'.
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Substitution>>>
In algebra, I understand substitution much better than elimination.
Elimination: You make a variable in one line equal to the same in another, but it's easier if one is negative, combine both into one line or something, and you have gotten rid of one variable.
Substitution: Shove everything on one side and a variable on the other. Put that into all instances of variable, simplify and repeat.
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I love using factorials because it always just look like we’re really excited about the math. Which of course I am but still.
24=4! Omg! Its 4!
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A paper slice form made from an exponential sine wave function
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