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Treats For You
↳ PAIRING: yuzuru hanyu × reader
↳ WORD COUNT: 9,167 | one shot | domestic au, smut
↳ PLOT: You tend to a nervous Yuzu the night before a competition.
↳ WARNINGS ⚠️ rated m, pwp, dom/sub, feeding yuzu treats, pegging, some very wet oral (m giving), cum play, oh lord it gets graphic, fingering, crying, mommy kink, yuzu’s crazy back arch, rough sex, masochism, aftercare, some asthma talk
↳ A/N: first time writing about figure skating. inspired by this juicy gif. enjoy! PS: since i usually post for other fandoms — if you’re unfamiliar with yuzu, visit this intro post.
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Tarot Reading: Yoongi’s Dreams
↳ NOTE in both senses of the word. what does yoongi dream of day and night? i keep this deliberately broad and see where the cards take me. enjoy!
⇢ disclaimer ♡ tarot is subjective interpretation; there’s no guarantee for precision and things aren’t definite. believing in the cards is a choice. the reading is for entertainment purposes only, all portrayals are fictive/speculative.
warnings ⚠️ none

a) ACE OF CUPS starting out strong: yes. a relationship. he dreams about starting one. the ace in tarot always talks about a beginning, while cups indicate romance, health, and awe. he’s been daydreaming about dating a lot as of recently. there’s beauty and kindness in that card. yoongi is open to the sweet emotions in life and meeting new people. he dreams about being a happy boyfriend or even husband. he wears his heart on the sleeve in 2020, soft yoongi is out there in his full splendor 😄
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can we talk about how baekhyun checks off all 5 bimbo requirements i—
cuteness

sexiness

believable blonde/bleach addict
airheadedness

cleavage (score off the charts!)

+ bonus category: eye makeup sex god
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Please do a tarot reading on bts personality? Thank you
if we’re talking personality, it’s time for the big guns. i promised i’d use this deck to an anon, today we’re doing a shaman soul reading.
Jungkook: THE RAINBOW
A sign that the end of the storm is near. This card is truly blessed and imbued with great innocence because that’s exactly what Jungkook is. It’s the “everything is alright” signal: The rainbow symbolizes completion of the soul in the Himalayan region where shamans consider rainbows a bridge to the afterlife. Believe it or not: What we see as JK is the last incarnation of his line. His journey is basically complete (!), it is whole. He’s found what we will all find and the end which is a state of profound happiness. There’s a reason why he brings so much ease, fun, and talent everywhere he goes. That sense of lightness and positivity is deeply embedded in him. Brightness, bubbliness, fleeting moods but always optimistic. His personality is all about joy and the feeling of soaring high. It’s not a farce we see on camera, he really is like that. What I noticed is. Since we see a colorful bird dashing forward on a ray of light, I believe JK is headed somewhere blissful, and he’s headed there fast. The pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, pretty much. Not just the shamans in Nepal consider the rainbow as an arch, Norse ones do, too. The Bifröst bridge connects Midgard to the Æsir. Jungkook has a sort of divine connection going on. That’s why his personality is dignified. Bifröst is translated to ‘shimmering path’, that he got famous was destined from the beginning.
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I apologize if this is a stupid question, but I was wondering how much deviation should be allowed for the kibbe types? I'm one of the gamine types, and I've noticed it says no monochrome and to use a bunch of color. It's confusing because that's the opposite of what I see recommended for shorties. I prefer all black outfits (like Yoongi, my fellow winter, and Jimin) or all black/white with a pop of color (Jimin's all black w/ the red cardigan). They both seem to look good in classics too.
it’s a good question! gamine can def experiment more, bc it’s a mix of lines. however, they do best avoiding dramatic color and i’ll explain why. kibbe’s idea is to work with the shape. monochrome looks are about length, but it has to be on a body that’s long already. donning only one color doesn’t magically slim or elongate. it emphasizes, balances, and underlines length when it’s present. magazines say a short person will appear taller in all black sets:

they won’t. the lines (natural in this case) don’t complement the body, the opposite effect is achieved. gamine only looks taller and at home with at least 3 line breaks and several upbeat colors. because of proportion. small body needs small sections. woozi looks taller here even if the style is cutesy:

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Which member(s) do you think would be most into foreplay during sex?
MTL
jimin — caught up in worshipyoongi — foreplay is sexjk — takes it slow and gentle, alwaystaehyung — cuddly and playfuljin — experimental, eats in between which delays things namjoon — def goal-oriented, becomes hard fasthoseok — get the lube
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thank you for visiting my himbology class fellas and fellarettes
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⌈sub!bts blog rec⌋
caro’s note › listed are tumblr content creators who mainly write for submissive bts or blog about the topic. give it up for them 👏
⇢ disclaimer ⚠️ the authors feature explicit 18+ content with dom/sub themes, please mind all of their respective warnings.
↳ KEY
◆ active ◇ inactive ◈ semi-active/hiatus/unclear
sub!bts x dom!reader-centric blogs
@aukele130333000 ◆ — [mlist]
@artificialvoe ◆ [mlist]
@babyboy-bts ◆
@bangtans-goddess ◈
@bendovabangtan ◆ — [mlist | ao3]
@btsfemdom ◈
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@domme-nation ◆
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@kanekilover23 ◆
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@never-mind-singularity ◇ — [mlist | ao3]
@peacheygukkie ◈ — [mlist]
@satinsubmissives ◆
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@subbybangtan ◆ — [mlist]
@subbybangtanboys ◇
@subbybtsbabies ◆
@subbykoo ◈ — [mlist]
@subbykpopbois ◆
@subguk ◆ — [mlist]
@sub-idols ◆
@sub-k-pop-archive ◆
@subnamjoon-enthusiast ◇
@submissivekpop ◆ — [mlist]
@sub-taehyung ◆ — [mlist]
@sue-bts ◆ — [mlist | ao3]
blogs with frequent or occasional sub!bts content
@btsracket ◆ — [mlist]
@btssmutheaven ◆ — [mlist | audios: soundcloud]
@cutebutdom ◆
@dark-muse-iris ◆ — [mlist | ao3]
@ddaeng-181338 ◇
@everlasting-deluge ◆ — [wattpad]
@gardentulips ◆ — [mlist | ao3]
@go-gently-please ◆ — [mlist]
@guktwt ◆ — [mlist]
@letspurpletogether ◆ — [mlist]
@namjoon-s-wifu ◆
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@thepolyversionofbts ◆ — [mlist | ao3]
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i really appreciate all your writing tip posts caro!! they've helped me out a lot! thank u for sharing them :) 💕✨
aye 🙏 creating the sacred texts is an art. have some more tips anyway. ✍️
- most writers demonize their own commas. tbh? those funky lil fellas are very much at home in smut. it keeps things dynamic. long as you pepper the mix with enough shorter sentences, it’s not a detriment to your style.
- as a rule of thumb, two brief sentences per one comma-laden one.
- experiment with colons, too. they have a designated place though, i find that they work best in description and background info, not action bits.
- omit a few dialogue tags (esp. ending a paragraph, punchlines)
- less cursive, more dashes.
- recalling hot text messages is fun.
- when a sex scene lacks tension, write the most candid thing a character could say.
- in order to amp up the energy, it also helps to write one person as more extroverted. though you probably already do that subconsciously 😄 the trick is to be aware of it.
- dirty talk is only half the equation. think outside the box in dialogue via worldbuilding. “I’m sure I didn’t leave the stove on, now bend over” is more interesting and a recipe for doom than “Harder, please, harder!”
- talk about worldbuilding. be edgy, namedrop the city they’re fucking in as a sizzling detail ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- if possible, pick a safeword out of of a prior situation in the plot. makes it personal.
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smut writing tips
- it’s not a bad thing: do use scarce dialogue. you neither let the action become overwhelming nor do you distract from what’s happening.
- if you find yourself cringing, describe physical details you’re comfortable with. focus, show the specifics, show the surroundings.
- characterizations can make your readers hornier than you might assume.
- the same goes for endearing and funny moments.
- a couple might have recurring sexual patterns. still, write yourself a reminder to switch up positions, clothes, atmosphere and the like if you plan several smut scenes. it’s easy to forget about when you’re in the zone.
- trust nouns and verbs to stand for themselves. sounds complicated but it’s straightforward: a stiff manhood sounds better as an erection, caressing hotly sounds better as stroking.
- ppl who ace action genres are the best nsfw writers. there’s no way around it.
- protected sex can be hotter than you think. latex is a fetish with good reason. the lewdest shit can be done with condoms, anyway.
- don’t let having to research impact your esteem, but also limit looking things up. focus on character actions first to drive the scene.
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Tarot Reading — What 2020 Has in Stock For BTS
And today’s spread is:
KING OF WANDS
THE MAGICIAN
SIX OF PENTACLES
PAGE OF WANDS
QUEEN OF PENTACLES
THE CHARIOT
TWO OF WANDS
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Tarot Masterpost
The deck I use, unless stated otherwise, is the Rider Waite one.
DISCLAIMER // tarot is speculative, there is no guarantee for accuracy. believing in the cards is a choice. all portrayals are fictive and for entertainment purposes only.
warning ⚠️ some featured readings are explicit.
BTS READINGS ↳ access all via ao3
BTS in bed (18+)
what kind of partner would BTS like?
how are BTS feeling nowadays (their health)?
how to attract BTS
ideal types: details
future partner prediction
how is kissing them like?
personality reading: yoongi’s transformation
bts as court cards (knights, pages etc.)
taehyung (birthday) card of the day
hoseok energy reading
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Happy New Year, my love! 😄❤
the same goes to you, happy 2020 everyone let’s ride 🤘
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:: Sub!BTS Reaction To A Riding Crop
warnings ⚠️ smut, femdom!reader, impact play, dirty talk, brat taming
↳ NOTE › Oh hello hello, what’s this? Here goes a Christmas surprise post 😉
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Which tarot court cards would you think best decribes each bts member and why?
great question! as usual, ignore the german labels on my cards
Namjoon is the KING OF SWORDS. What looks like a scary card is actually the brainiac of the tarot 😄 It was glaring I needed to associate Joon with swords (they symbolize intellect) and mature energy. The Page and Knight are too youthful, it’s either King or Queen. The Queen of Swords is all about cutting ties and never mincing words, that’s not him. The King of Swords is left and it fits, he is all about reasoning, high ed, leadership, and being a father figure. The same goes for assertive speech, rap is represented well by this card. RM often poses as the all-powerful King of Wands, but his pursuit of knowledge connects to air (Swords) rather than fire (Wands). It needs an analytical archetype here. The King of Swords is often found in deep, wise thought just like Joon.
Jimin is the KNIGHT OF CUPS. Another obvious suits pick, cups equal emotion, that’s where Jimin is at home. The ups and downs and romance themes of water energy are very present here. Pentacles are too profit-based, Swords and Wands not tactful enough. A flirty and people savvy guy, Jimin has to be in the chalice suit where love is the key. I picked the Knight because of his chivalry and sexy strength that comes from the heart. I also considered the empathetic, selfless Queen of Cups, however, I feel she’s too advanced and serious for him at this point, but he’s headed there. The Knight has more fervor in his charm and mood while at the same time being sensitive and younger. As a dancer, it has to be a tarot figure that’s on the move with less lingering, always on the search for giving and receiving affection.
Taehyung is the PAGE OF CUPS. I was debating whether cups or pentacles are his matching suit. Swords and Wands I excluded from the get-go, too wild, too extreme, too primal. Swords are sneaky silver tongues prone to aggression, wands are the boss mood of the tarot. That’s not Tae at his core. Since cups are all about creativity, art, beauty, family and dreams while pentacles mean business, nurture, pragmatism: Cups it is. Similar to Jimin, he aspires to level up, in his case, to become the King of Cups, the ultimate family man. But for now, Tae occupies the dreamy state of the curious Page who is lost in thought and loves to create. The energy of cups becomes whimsical and inventive here. Tae’s imagination is strong, that’s precisely what this card stands for.
Hobi is the KING OF WANDS. I mean look at that fashion forward guy. Very majestic. Here goes the most powerful and enthusiastic guy of the suits. A court card of strong passion for a born entertainer. The other suits I excluded fast. Swords: Too much hyperrational, up-in-the-clouds thought going on. Cups: Too intuitive. Pentacles: Too corporate. Wands describe Hobi’s bright and energetic personality best, he matches suits with Jin with good reason. Since he’s the quasi-leader of Bangtan and has effortless confidence to take control and teach, we’re talking King or Queen vibe. It could go either way, I opted for King because the Queen is more about socializing, efficiency and tasks while the King is about charisma, fun, and motivation.
Jungkook is the PAGE OF PENTACLES. He has a bit of lovey-dovey cups energy and the ambition of wands, however, pentacles are still my best bet. Swords I ruled out entirely, fostering the mind for the mind’s sake is not JK’s forte, he prioritzes the body, what is tangible i.e. the earth element i.e. pentacles. There’s a reason he idealizes Joon who is peak swords essence. Now, as for the figure. The King and Queen are personalities who’ve seen it all, Jungkook has not arrived there yet. The King of Coins is too busy dealing money, the Queen too busy organizing. Now whether he fits the learner role of the Page or the action task of the Knight… I think the Knight of Pentacles is too much of a guardian-like person to fit JK. The quirky, agile Page is much more wide-eyed. Someone who works on their skills and health constantly.
Yoongi is the KING OF PENTACLES. How very sexy of him. Didn’t have to think twice about that one. Cups are too relation-focused, wands too bossy, swords too ripe with conflict and academia focus. Pentacles are his ideal suit. Hard work, career, enterprise: That’s all Yoongi stuff. He’s a homebody and more of the steady kind, that’s coins energy, too. Since he’s already earned himself a reputation of being too old for this shit, it’s gotta be the King. Kings encompass a metric ton of experience. Success and wealth is integral to this tarot figure, as are long term plans. The King of Pentacles wants to thrive, trade, prosper, see rewards. Unlike the King of Wands or Cups it’s also a more grounded male energy, pretty introverted, too. Look at the card, this king is very much to himself and hidden from plain sight.
Jin is the KNIGHT OF WANDS. Super bold card! Jin has a lot of fire. The willful suit of wands makes the most sense to me here. Cups, coins, swords: All not gut-based and unpredictable enough. Wands are the feral part of the tarot. Being rambunctious and fun but also direct and flamboyant, the prancing Knight energy is just about right. That’s why Jin is the only hyung (!) that isn’t represented by a King card. From time to time we see Jin appear as the caretaking Queen of Pentacles, but in actuality, Queen and King roles are far too rigid for his outlook. The Page is too childlike for him on the opposite end. Meanwhile, the Knight of Wands is a very youthful, risk-taking card with an agenda of courage and adventure. He’s fearless and out to stun like Jin.
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BTS: Their Motivations To Be Submissive
↪︎ warnings ⚠️ bdsm dynamics, femdom
Jimin - Devotion | Self-Image | Achievement
He’ll never define himself without the person he wants to love. So pleasing his domme gives him a sense of accomplishment. Knowing he can satisfy you will flatter him, his image. He likes to look good for you, he likes to perform well for you. There’s a pride that comes with being the one you discipline. Jimin barely functions on the receiving end, who are we kidding. “Make her cum” might as well be tatted on his forehead. He won’t expect a reward for his selfless act, seeing your enjoyment is already enough.
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I know you've done this series before, but since you're starting to do tarot, I don't know if you can answer this. How do you think BTS would kiss? Like, type of kissing, what would they do with their hands, and more. Thank youuuuuuu
Alright dear cards, spill us the tea on some smoochy business 👄👀
Jungkook: FIVE OF SWORDS
A lot more straightforward and impassioned than we think. No words minced here, ladies and gents. Sweet nochu says playtime’s over when kisses are concerned. Very, very aggressively french. The first thing I saw was how the man on the card grips his sword handle so you might find yourself kissing when giving JK a handjob, or when he masturbates. It’s gonna be a very sloppy undertaking.
Jin: FIVE OF PENTACLES
There’s a plethora of winter scenery shown on the card so Jin might enjoy a kind of making out situation underneath the Christmas tree. Or, generally, when it’s cold outside, and you get cozy in bed with lots of blankets. Those kisses are gonna be more lazy day themed. Talk about bed, he will hold onto the bedposts while you mount and kiss him, that’s the type of hand gesture I picked up.
Yoongi: SEVEN OF PENTACLES
Slow, very gradual business. Yoongi is a chill kisser who tends to tease his partner by making them anticipate his lips. And there’s gonna be tipsiness involved! Oh wow. My attention was directed to the vine tendrils on the card. Kissing over a good glass of pinot noir sounds very Suga. The man on the card also has his hands folded to rest his chin so that pose might go down, that’s how he leans in.
Taehyung: THREE OF PENTACLES
Damn, so many pentacles in this reading again. It’s a good sign and fitting for a kiss analysis because coins deal with everything that is hands-on reality. I think Taehyung is equally as easygoing as Yoongi when it comes to kisses as opposed to Jungkook. PDA touchiness is involved, the card shows a public building. It could be during sightseeing or in a museum which would be so in character for him.
Namjoon: FOUR OF CUPS
Sleepy kisses. As a means of waking up, that kind of vibe. The man on the card has his hands folded, that’s an interesting pose. Maybe that wants to tell us that Namjoon isn’t too forward with his arms because he forgets the whole damn world once his lips get busy. Another gesture shown is a hand with a cup, so you might kiss over dinner, tea actually. Joon is very dreamy, it requires a lot of initiative from your side.
Hoseok: NINE OF SWORDS
Immediately I saw the person on the card covering their face sitting up in bed, I realized it might be because Hobi’s gonna be shy, shy, shy as hell. You have not seen coyness like that. Same with Namjoon and Jin, kisses in the sheets are the real deal here. At nighttime is best, the nine of swords is all about nocturnal stuff. The card also suggests Hobi is gonna need comforting after a bad dream, kisses are the way to go.
Jimin: THE CHARIOT
The only major arcana card in this reading! Means that kissing takes a special importance in Jimin’s life. Who would have known, with lips like that 😉 Jimin is likely going to enjoy kissing in a car. There are two faces gazing upward hidden in the chariot man’s armor so it might be a taller person he kisses. Same with Taehyung, he wants it public. Since the chariot is about success, Jimin’s 1) good at it 2) the world will know.
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