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not to start discourse, but everyone calling catra a furry needs a lesson in what qualifies as a furry

Furry

Furries

See the difference? Catra is actually something more sinister:

A performer from an Andrew Lloyd Weber musical.

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this is ridiculous but also fascinating like everyone in our dream are apparently people we have encountered/seen

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Hey guys if tumblr tanks here where you can find me:

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Y'all need to stop saying shit like “songs with the same bpm”

Beats per minute is a unit. The word you’re looking for is tempo.

If two songs have the same tempo, their bpm are equivalent.

You wouldn’t say two people of the same height have “the same inches.” You would say height. So stop saying two songs have “the same bpm” when you can just say tempo

I’m an assistant band director don’t argue with me

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A Christmas Carol but instead of 3 ghosts Scrooge gets the Fab 5

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this is the greatest tweet of 2018

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Today’s adventure

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Kati Nescher photographed by Richard Phibbs for Harper’s Bazaar UK January 2019

Stylist: Miranda Almond Hair: Paul Donovan Makeup: Andrew Gallimore 

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read the full comic!

i have watched approximately 54535624664534 of these so here is my Ode to Hallmark Christmas Movies

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I was a little late to the Hozier party. I mean I loved Take Me To Church and I laughed at the dark forest prince memes and I even reblogged them, but I figured it was all kind of a tumblr exaggeration.

Then I listened to his album, wherein he sings about:

decomposing in a field with his love and getting eaten by foxes

being dug out of the dirt by his love, who he implores to kiss him “like real people do”, implying that neither of them are real people

observing the world as an outsider (“happy to lie back, watch it burn and rust; we tried the world, good god it wasn’t for us”)

rising from his grave to crawl home to his love

“the bog man”

and I realized, no, he’s just Like That.

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the hag in folklore actually is symbolic of men being afraid that when women get older we’ll realize how shit they really are and eat them which is fair and they should be

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i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

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The only people to blame for children under the age of 10 having “addictions” to smart phones, tablets, and technology in general is the parents. I don’t want to hear people complain about their 4 year old knowing how to play with the settings on their ipad. You put the iPad in your kid’s life. You gave a 4 year old their own ipad. They learned to use it. You did that. It’s your fault. Don’t blame kid’s for poor parenting, incompetence, and laziness when it comes to raising children.

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Dr Seuss: ‘Maybe Christmas,’ he thought, ‘doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas … perhaps … means a little bit more!’

Illumination:

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Zeus manages to fuck people from other mythologies.

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the dub of Ghost Stories is a masterpiece