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an oral thermometer takes the temperature of your mouth. a rectal thermometer takes the temperature of your rectum. [confidently] a digital thermometer takes the temperature of your finger.

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there’s a big difference between “i’m sad because a character i was emotionally invested in was killed off” and “this character’s death served no purpose, was used for shock value, and is the product of bad writing and i’m upset about that”

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idiots online: POOR IRAN. STOP BOMBING IRAN.

meanwhile the actual middle east:

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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We can talk about how there’s definitely a racism/Islamaphobia issue in a lot of Jewish communities without…*flips through notebook* literal saying Jewish people should assimilate and give up their Jewishness (ie cultural genocide)

These antisemites are getting way too comfortable and I don’t like it

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as a severely mentally ill 14 year old, I remember thinking “the medical system would treat me better if I was physically ill and not mentally ill” and then I coincidentally developed multiple chronic illnesses and found out that actually they dgaf even when you’re essentially bedridden

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people who spent the past number of years calling for global intifada and the destruction of israel now want to call themselves “anti-war” and clutch their pearls at the threat of global conflict. like what did you think you were advocating for this whole time lol

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NY Magazine ran a photo of severe damage from an Iranian strike in Ramat Gan, Israel and erroneously captioned it as an Israeli strike on Iran.

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I always find it weird when goyim try to deny that jews features exist. Like I'm supposed to what, look at a white person and go "yep I look like them"

When I tell you I fucked weeped when I saw Tuna (israeli artist) for the first time. That was the first time I saw my nose, my nose!!!! on someone who was not my family.

I look at photos of jews and I see my eyes, my lips. My features reflected back.

As someone who is surrounded by white people, it wasn't till I looked at fellow jews, that I saw people I looked like. How does that work if jewish features aren't real?

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all of this.

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Friendly reminder that you're not required to publicly take sides in any geopolitical conflict you don't understand.

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I hope the people who tore down the hostages posters are forgotten, I hope their names are erased. I hope they live small lives. I hope they never reach their potential.

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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

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This!

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JODIE COMER as VILLANELLE KILLING EVE | S02E05, Smell Ya Later