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Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

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“Uh-oh. I just felt a raindrop, guys,” the sage prognosticator declared to all, holding aloft his dampened wrist as testimony to his omen as he gazed into the heavens and interpreted its silent teachings. “It’s looking pretty gray. Maybe we ought to get the food inside?” At last report, the discovery of condensation falling from an air conditioner had unmasked McKenna as a false prophet.

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The people who go "well who's going to look after you when you're old?" when you say you're not having kids are breathtakingly naive. Our next-door neighbour, somewhere in her mid-80s, has a son, grandkids, and a grear-granddaughter, and who's the one she calls when she needs help, and checks that she's not spending christmas alone? Me and my boyfriend.

Having kids is irrelevant if the answer to that question is still going to be "the mentally ill faggots next door."

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ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

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Am I the only one who kinda hates it whenever there's something that's like "romance free media recs !" Or w/e and they start having to reach so badly to get more than like 2 movies they end up with just a lot of like. Children's cartoons about the power of friendship. Like I GUESS but this isn't helping my "feeling like a child while everyone else my age is dating and getting married and pregnant" complex

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rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

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isn't it crazy that a woman being gender nonconforming literally just requires her to exist in her own body without making any changes whatsoever. why does the fact that i don't wear makeup and i don't shave and i don't wear a bra have to be some political act. why can't i just fucking exist

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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

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"But why would so many ableist people even want to work in a group home or a psych ward?" Because they want to hold power over vulnerable people. Next question.

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The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"

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american gun culture literally has so many people convinced that the plot of Funny Games might happen to them at any time and the only way to prevent it is to vigorously defend their right to murder anybody who steps foot in their home

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"it's actually way safer to be totally honest with your therapist than you think" guys are the "why don't you just ask your parents for money?" kids of mentally ill people

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not that anyone asked but star trek control panel moodboard