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about to say something mean but i feel like every "male-specific" issue is something that also happens to women its just that a lot of you dont seem to see women as people

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I'm just interesting what's gonna be the result on Tumblr

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I think we need more "unnecessary" gore in horror movies actually I think people should explode into a giant mess of blood and tissue and viscera during random scenes in horror movies

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you either die young having the same fandoms as your mutuals or you live long enough to watch half of them turn into hockey rpf blogs

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king of reconfiguring, reinventing, and rearranging

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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

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why don’t you coquette a job 🤨

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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Kay: They’re beautiful, aren’t they? Jay: What? Kay: The stars. Jay: K, you’re frightening your partner…

I just had to get my love for MIB out in one go, haha. Don’t worry, you won’t be seeing anymore from me….

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@vromantic

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i want you all to know that the first time i saw his name, i thought it read “Francis Rawdog Moira Crozier.” i still call him that in my head. that is all.

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