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her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu

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seeing someone using the word "abscond" in the wild

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kobi levi in for the love of shoes - patrice farameh (2013)

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Nature really went off with sperm whales. A 70-ton predator with teeth the size of a banana but it only eats squishy prey that it doesn’t even chew, it just schlorps them down whole like a vacuum cleaner. Big giant fat head full of goop. Tiniest fins in the world. Strong enough to smash a ship to pieces and smart enough to figure out how to do so but its first line of defense is just to shit everywhere. Possibly the most complex language in the animal kingdom and it creates sounds by blowing air through its internal right nostril (it uses the left one to breathe) into its giant fat head. It’s the loudest animal on the planet and might have the capability to create a beam of sound so loud it can shake your organs apart but they don’t seem to use that to hunt or fight. They’re highly flammable. We used them to make candles.

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Caylin Capra-Thomas, “Search History Sad”

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Hey guys. Friends. Northern hemisphere pals. Only like 10 days until the days start getting longer again.

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mama a Body behind you 😰 // pt1/pt2/pt3

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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

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Local biergarten advertises this app where you can check in and I downloaded it and there seems to be no filtering/content moderation so friend me on untappd yall

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The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

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Literally impossible to believe I grew these myself in my own backyard

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It is so crazy how lifting weights and getting plenty of steps in a day really does increase your energy levels… I was a hater but it’s real

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A guy in this bar just said “look at me! I’m wearing a fucking cowboy hat!!” And… he’s not… he’s wearing a Panama hat lol