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Ryan: *slaps roof of Matt Bragg’s desk* This bad boy can hold so many donuts!

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Everyone else is smashing jars of bacon jam, and here’s Alfredo, just trying to get work done.

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Everyone else: the death nuts hurt so much, I’m crying out possibly my soul and milk will never repair the damage that has been done Kdin shoving all five levels in her mouth at once and not reacting at all: What?

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Is anyone else just

Really fuckin proud of Geoff Ramsey

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I don’t fuckin’ know

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alfredo in off topic #148

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accurate.

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Sorry not sorry, but if you’re an AH fan and you don’t love Jack Pattillo, you’re wrong.

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The Vagabond skull does a pretty good job of silencing all but the loudest things Ryan says, an unintentional but useful side-effect. While frustrating at first, when he was still learning exactly how loud he needed to be to communicate, the incidental silence did wonders for his image.

As though a skull wearing mercenary wasn’t bad enough, there is something jarringly inhuman about the man who mostly forgoes speaking in favour of a grunt or a slow shake of his head.  Everyone knows not to cross the Vagabond, rumours of his work spreading far and wide, rampant intrigue surrounding the man who has become a nightmare. Cold, stoic, and loyal to none, the silent harbinger of death and devastation, a phantom. The Reaper.  

The reputation served Ryan well for years, the truth behind his image a carefully guarded secret, right up until the moment he joined the FAHC. Because the thing about crews is that they tend to want to be able to communicate at any time throughout a mission, which results in everyone wearing ear pieces and mics. A great idea in theory, except that over the years Ryan has kind of gotten used to trusting the mask to filter his comments. Has grown complacent, secure in the knowledge that any little remarks he makes to himself are far too quiet to be heard through the skull. But not, it turns out, too quiet be to picked up by the delicate little microphone.

The FAHC is one group that has never let an opportunity for all out mockery pass them by, and it turns out that all the reputation and intimidation in the world aren’t enough to counteract following up a violent murder with dorky little phrases like “uh oh” and “Yikes!”

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Consider, if you will, an Achievement Haunter/Buzzfeed Unsolved crossover

Jeremy encourages Ryan Bergara to flex for the camera and keeps referring to the two of them as The Lil’ Ghost Punchers

Jack and Devon exchange location hunting tips

Geoff and Mark sit in the control room, Geoff creeped out at how nothing on the screens or in the room seems to faze him

Spirit Box: [incomprehensible screaming]

Gavin: What did it say, Micoo?

Michael: IT SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP

Lindsay practices Scooby-Doo villainy and slowly stalks around the cameras, much to Geoff’s horror and Mark’s quiet amusement

Ryan Haywood and Shane meet up on a pentagram in the basement. Two demons talking demon stuff

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Lindsay Jones, reblog if you agree

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lindsay jones is a talented voice actor, excellent mother and wife, and is all around a funny and good human being and a valuable member of achievement hunter

there’s literally no reason to dislike her unless youre a misogynist or you hate fat people

either way if you don’t have anything nice to say about Lindsay, DONT FUCKING COMMENT ON VIDEOS

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❤😭❤

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