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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
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ross bryant you've done it again you son of a bitch
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every time raph is on dropout, he says something so earnestly that makes me laugh harder than any joke ever could
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i love that brian david gilbert's penchant for strange comedy horror mixed with very important people that well. that episode was so much fun slkdflsdkj also shout out to his gender euphoria over being a cyborg mad scientist
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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog
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guy who makes a spreadsheet to figure out if his crush likes him back
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daily self-affirmations 💕
my podium is clean and not covered in spaghetti
i know that the 87th element on the periodic table is Francium
i am not trapped in the time loop
i know how to fix the ElectroBobbleWobble QZ
i am not trapped in the time loop
i have a sufficient number of boxes to reach the shelf of ducks
the wenis is a dance
i am not trapped in the time loop
the wenis is a dance
i am not trapped in the time loop
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misclicked on the fuckin grocery order and now i have 8lbs of berries
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