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Get a job you worthless parasite lol

I’ll be sure to cry over this when I’m sipping champagne in Greece next month 🥂

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Disclaimers You Need to Add to Your Seeking Arrangement/website profile: Sugar Babies and Escorts

1. Please do not attempt to negotiate my rates, I find this insulting.

2. When we meet, please have any gift for our time together in an envelope marked “gift”.

3. I do not meet without proper verification, no exceptions.

4. I will need to discretely verify you for my own safety. You will be required to provide ID.

5. Emails or text only. I will only discuss location and time we are meeting, no irrelevant or frivolous texts.

6. I do not answer unscheduled text messages or calls. Unsolicited sexual messages will deleted and you will be blocked.

7. For your convenience, I will travel to your location for extra donation.

8. I am very selective as to whom I accept as a client/sugar daddy. You must be polite and sincere in your request.

9. I do not discuss details until after you have submitted a request.

10. I do not discuss session details until after you have been accepted as a client.

11. Please inquire about discreet souvenirs from our experience. (Great way to sell you panties and such)

12. And finally, if you are at a loss of how to word your services, here’s an example: I offer travel companionship, dating services, deep massage services, and lingerie modeling.

Remember: Bill them like a man. Any amount of time you spend talking, texting, or even thinking about them should be paid for. It is up to you to limit the amount of time you spend interacting with them for free.

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It’s a luxury to talk to me, it’s a luxury to have my time, it’s a luxury to have my space, and it’s a luxury to have my body.

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I had to dump my POT. Long story short, he thought SB meant we could have “natural sex.” It was “well I’m clean, I told you my wife and I aren’t intimate so I’m just having sex with you” and “natural sex feels better, isn’t that what you do in these situations?” He became very rude about it too once I told him that it’s non-negotiable, now it’s “but you got what you wanted from me, why can’t I get what I want?” Just ewwww.

I had already received my money prior to showing up so, after explaining several reasons why having bare sex is not a good idea which included the fact that I can’t verify who he is sleeping as well as him not being able to verify who I’m sleeping with (yeah, he didn’t think about that one did he?) and the fact you know, that’s just gross especially for our first time… I kept my money and left. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Maybe sugaring in this way just isn’t for me. I’m okay with a client turning into a SD, but I just appreciate escorting for being more straight forward.

Or a sis needs to up her game. Maybe some other time.

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Since moving to a relatively small, high in crime city in Canada, when I ask these men for information to screen them, they either ignore me or get offended. These girls in this city aren’t screening these men and it’s ruining the game for girls who take their safety seriously

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WYP for the win

Went on a WYP date tonight after a little hiatus.

The man sent an offer for $350. I thought it was a little shady but I agreed. He said he didn’t want to waste time with communication and to just meet him at his restaurant (leaving out the specific name).

He was a little older than my preference but I thought what the hell.

We shared a nice dinner and he had great stories to tell. He told me that he wasn’t interested in sex and he just liked helping people.

At the end of the date he handed me an envelope with $450, he said the extra hundred was for my gas. He then asked how much my rent was. I told him $1500. He proceeded to hand me an extra $1500 for my rent, no questions asked. He has never been an SD before and he’s not interested. He just likes giving his money away.

So I ended up walking away with $1950 for an hour and a half dinner date.

I’ve never had this kind of luck before and I think I’m going to call tonight a fucking win!

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Honestly, though...

The best part about sugaring is the high I get after I take my envelope out in the elevator and look at my cash…. do a little “yaaaas bitch” in my head for good measure, and Naomi Campbell my ass back home, lol.

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We're Better Than What You Think

What amazes me about society is that they want everyone to believe sex workers are dumb brainless hoes who only know how to use their body and who can’t amount to anything when in fact that’s the complete opposite.

Listen here, we use or bodies to get through school and not be in debt for years upon years like most people. We use or bodies to start business. We use our brains to hustle cash out of you brainless men who actually think we’re interested in you lol.

I’m honestly glad I became a stripper because if I wasn’t one I wouldn’t have known how weak men really are. Being stripper has taught me how to flirt (something I was never good at). Being a stripper taught me how to be a bitch but still sound sweet with it. Being a stripper has made me have more confidence in myself to the point where if a guy was to call me ugly it wouldn’t faze me because the thought of knowing that men have/are paying to see my body puts a smile on my face.

All in all what I’m trying to say is, us sex workers are smart ass women who constantly gets judged even though there’s so much more to us than just a nice body and flawless makeup. If you actually got to know us you’ll be surprised how our mind works.

•FUN FACT- most of y'all close minded people have already come across a sex worker before whether it’s someone you work with or go to school with…..you just don’t know it though.

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fssw things i wish i knew when i started:

(these are all from my personal experience. i’m indie, mid-range, work incall out of my home, and am in a country where sex work is not illegal. ymmv.)

decide on an image you want to have. this is on every list for a reason. it’s easier to keep up a persona if it’s always basically the same, and you can adjust your image to attract the type of man you want as a client. i’m a natural blonde and lazy when it comes to my looks, so i went for what’s easiest to me: a fun, down-to-earth, easy-going student girl next door.

adjust everything to fit that image, from clothing to services to pictures to general behavior. my ad isn’t overtly sexual and my photos aren’t what a client would think of as “slutty”, but i mention that i’m bisexual (spoiler, i’m actually lesbian) to have something special to attract a client’s attention. during a booking, i don’t wear heavy makeup, and i dress in relatively casual clothing on top of my lingerie. i obviously try to behave as if i enjoy what we do, but never overdo it in a way that would shake my innocent-but-into-it persona. if a client asks, i don’t do this often, just for some extra gift money every once in a while. clients will notice if something doesn’t seem like it “fits” your persona, and that includes looking like you’re bored or too “professional”/etc.

demand money up front, and learn to never compromise on terms/safety. if you give in a little bit, douchebags will take advantage of that and press for more. “i’m sorry, but i don’t haggle about our safety / how much my time is worth / what i’m comfortable with. :)” tends to work just fine. be firm, but not rude unless warranted. you don’t want hobbyist gossip to be another thing to deal with.

if you work incall, hide everything with your real name on it, whether it’s first or last. don’t just close the bathroom cabinet door, hide prescription bottles in another room/closet/etc. make sure all mail is hidden or thrown away. got a trophy/medal/notebook/sticker with a name on it? HIDE IT. i don’t even keep my mom’s jewelry box out, bc it’s got her first name on it, and i don’t want a client to have to think about any names not matching the one i’ve given him. clients know it’s not real, but i don’t need to remind them.

again for incalls: get separate bedspreads and towels for use with clients (and sheets, if you take the bedspread off during bookings). no unpleasant mental associations during your free time, and you won’t mind possibly having to throw them away if things get too gross.

get gyno-approved intimate wash and cream to use between clients. don’t use regular soap! baby wipes are a godsend for boob sweat etc. 

write & save copies of your ad and standard response to inquiries that you can just copy and paste whenever needed. save them on your phone as well for easy on-the-go replying.

take notes on clients. name/nicknames, email, phone number, dick size (for choosing the right condom next time), what they wanted to do, if they used up the entire time they booked, if they tipped, if they wanted to shower (to know to have a towel ready next time), what you told them about “yourself” (to keep your lies straight next time)… anything you can think of. the fact that you “remember” all these things about a client will make them think they’re special, and want to come back.

(i use evernote for all my hoeing notes! i’ve got separate folders for ads/responses, clients/flakes/blacklist, and a basic calendar spreadsheet so i don’t need to mark sw into my rl planner.)

if you want a repeat customer, you need to appear interested in what he has to say, and into whatever you do with him. you’re selling a luxury service, and the service is acting. don’t let your sw persona slip even with regular clients.

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All you chicks with “morals” are really missing out on some dough 👑😂

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your 20s are for sucking dick and traveling

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Keeping Regular Escort Clients

Keeping regular clients is one of the most important things you can do as an escort. When I was making $30000 a month as an escort before I retired, $25000 of that was from regular clients and $5000 was from random clients calling and booking an hour here or there. If I never had repeat escort clients and I always depended on seeing new clients, I would have never been able to scale back from seeing 5 clients a day to only 1 a day. Having regular clients who you can depend on seeing makes your job so much easier.

One of the easiest ways to turn a client from a one timer to a a regular client is by asking when you’re going to see them again. Tell them how much you enjoyed your time with them and let them know you’re dying to see them again. You’ll be surprised by how many clients actually ended up booking you again and again from just saying that. If I didn’t tell a client that (because I forgot) it was almost 50/50 on whether they would call me or not. If I told them something like

“Wow, I really loved our time together. When can we see each other again?”

They’d reply “Ummm, I’m not sure.. I’ll have to check”

“Of course, sorry I didn’t mean to put you on the spot… I just got a little excited! Would it be okay if I emailed you?”

If they agreed, I’d shoot them an email almost immediately from my blackberry saying how amazing they are and that I can’t wait for the next time. I’d keep in touch via email and it was almost 99% of them that I’d end up seeing again, and then again and again. Sure, it was aggressive on my part, but this is a business. If you can’t be a little pushy in order to get your foot in the door then you’re in the wrong business. There’s 1000s of escorts working in every city and if you offer a good service but can’t make the effort to keep in touch with clients then they will simply move on. But if you make that extra effort to keep in touch with them on a personal level it will extend your ROI on your advertising dollars.

It’s important to say though that if you’re disinterested in the conversation, in bed you’re lazy and unenthusiastic and then you try and keep in touch afterwards it’s not going to help you out. You need to make as strong of a connection with them as you can in your time together and then follow it up.

There are a lot of other ways to turn clients into regulars, but I think it’s just a lot of common sense. If someone books for an hour, stay for an hour and 15 minutes or an hour and a half. Don’t watch the clock. Be on time, every time. Make sure you’re always fresh. Cater to fantasies, wear school girl uniforms, bring handcuffs and a blindfold, remember your clients birthdays and special dates. All of this stuff builds up a relationship between you and your clients and the strong they feel your relationship with them is, the more likely they are to give you gifts, take you on trips, book you for 5 hours instead of 1 hour, etc.

The biggest problem you’re going to run into is your clients asking to see you off the clock. I would have two different responses to this.

One response was for clients whom I felt weren’t that wealthy and were looking for financial relief from our relationship.. I would simply tell them that I’m a very busy girl and I can’t afford to take time off the clock. I will clear my schedule for them any time because I prefer to spend time with them over any of my other clients, but I just can’t afford to make time for any man that’s off the clock cause I’m losing money twice. They usually get the idea.

My other response is if I feel they’re just looking for a deeper connection but they’re very wealthy. In that case I tell them I have the same types of feelings towards them and I’d like to see them off the clock as well, but I’d need to make sure that I’m being taken care of. If they agree I would ask them to take care of my monthly bills and let them know that you have other long time clients whom you cannot stop seeing, maybe at some point in the future but not now. So essentially if they’re willing to give me 5k a month, I’ll see them off the clock one or two times a week. I find this to be very mutually beneficial and if you can get 3-4 clients in this type of arrangement you’ll end up making a lot more than if you only stayed on the clock.

As I am writing this I am feeling that what I am saying involves a lot of deceit and cold heartedness and so I just want to take a moment to say that although it may come off that way, it was never my intention to be like that with any of my clients. Take for example your local corner store, if you go in there every day and buy a cup of coffee or whatever, and then one day you walk in and tell them you’re moving to the other side of town, they’re going to say “awww, that’s too bad – we’re going to miss you” They’re actually thinking shoot, we’re losing a regular customer. I know being an escort involves intimacy and so exchanging a hello and good bye on a daily basis with the owner of your local corner store is different then someone you’re having a sexual relationship with. However a business is a business, and a service provided is a service provided. You need to be able to care about your customers in an intimate way, but ultimately be able to take a step back and make decisions that are business orientated. I didn’t start escorting to fall in love with a client. I started escorting to make money and I never took my eyes off the goal.

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“Nothing dries up a pussy quicker than a woman reaching for her wallet. It’s almost like the wallet is sending a signal to the pussy that this man is not worthy of getting wet for.”

— Chris Rock (via sugarspicemelanin)

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MASTERPOST OF ALL THE HOE TIPS/GLO UP TIPS YOU’LL EVER NEED ✨

1. How to be a bad b!tch

2. Skincare/beauty tips from twitter user @ambitionVEVO

3. Hoe products to try out 

4. Random hoe tips pt.1

5. Random hoe tips pt.2

6. How to look expensive on a budget

7. Even more ways to look expensive for cheap courtesy of the queen Amber Scholl 

8. A hoe’s guide to flirting

9. How to make your skin glow 

10. Real life hoe tips

11. Hoe wisdom - MANIPULATION

12. How to hoe when you’re not a hoe

13. SELF LOVE

14. How to have the softest skin + hoe bath & body care routine

15. Tips for treating yourself

16. Self-improvement masterpost

17. Treating body acne

18. Super silky summer legs!

19. 25 common makeup mistakes courtesy of @ImTheBombDotCom on twitter

20. The Bad B!tch Mentality

21. The Bad B!tch Mentality pt.2

22. How to get rid of dark spots : underarms, neck, inner thighs (read description)

23.  Hygiene/beauty masterpost

THAT’S ABOUT IT FOR NOW BBYS, DON’T FORGET TO FOLLOW ME FOR MORE AND HMU ON HERE OR @bitchynextdoor IF Y'ALL HAVE ANY QUESTIONS♡

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I can’t take young men seriously anymore.. I have a genuine fear of being a starter wife. Wasting my youth and beauty on a man that hasn’t even reached the peak of his career? A nightmare 😣

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once you stop fantasizing about that ideal version of yourself and start working towards becoming that person by setting your alarm clock earlier and actually going to the gym and actually volunteering at places and actually eating healthier and not procrastinating and working just a little bit harder you’ll realize that it was so easy all along. becoming your ideal self will only ever exist in your mind until you make the decision to work towards becoming that person. get up!! get going!! it’s now or never!! there is no light at the end of the tunnel!! get that flashlight and pave your own path bitch bc no one else is going to do it for u!!

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Date a man with a walk-in safe