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for halloween i am going as myself but worse鈥攚orse at time management鈥攖hat is to say; i am not going
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In my brain I am floating in cream soup...my neurons are stewing like the world's most useless cabbage
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the machine-like compulsion to type gibberish into a clickable box...
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the good news: I have figured out how to lock my desk chair so that it doesn't get shorter every time I sit on it
the bad news: I can't unlock it and it's exactly the right height to make me bang my knees into the desk
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After discovering the fifth x-acto knife squirrelled away in the dust-beset crannies of my bedroom, I began to look critically - that is, with judgement - upon my habits and organization.
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my silly goose
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My academic status is "very cool" (zero degrees)
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The unfortunate thing is that I can only think up poetry in the shower, and it is difficult to write anything down when one is abominably wet
#normal things i have said#not art#poetry#sort of#yes. this is why there's a notebook on my bathroom counter. all is revealed#alright carry on
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Sketched a PC from the campaign I'm (sort of) in right now
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sometimes all you need is a 4' sleeve
#art#i aspire to add the other sleeve forthwith#particularly as it is due this evening.#wish me luck#alright carry on#thrifting#custom clothes#altered clothes#if that's a thing
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Reasons I like my job:
Involves organizing things alphabetically
I can stand up or sit down as necessary
Supervisor is nice
Short commute, walkable in nice weather
I am allowed to bring snacks and eat them
Reasons I don't like my job:
Sometimes the things I need to sort are sticky or have hair on them
Someone working Mondays keeps deleting spreadsheet columns by accident
Room is quite messy when I arrive
Post-it notes that read "DON'T GO HERE" keep appearing around the office with no explanation
All the markers here are dry as old bones
#normal things i have said#not art#at work i look like :) but inside i am more like >:/#true story about the notes.#should i fear for my life...?#alright carry on
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One time I got a secondhand book with a smashed granola bar in it as a bookmark! Can't do that with digital
#normal things i have said#not art#how do i explain this#maybe:#hi! it is good to have digital books. but paper books are by no means obsolete#also please for the LOVE OF GOD do not use food as a bookmark.#alright carry on
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the beginning of their lifelong antagonism
#kale's ocs#eluthisura oc#original character#art#extra page for a comic#this was made during crunch time this summer which should tell you something#click for full text#it is white. phooey
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currently at whatever life milestone it is when all math problems start looking like this
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if you are not a small child at heart, you need to restructure your heart
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i have never met a cryptocurrency i didn't want to fistfight
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just started listening to my playlist from 2 years ago and my music taste is 1. top notch and 2. horrible
#the pain of your playlist being cringe.#except it's only cringe because it reminds you of how you felt when you made it#not art#normal things i have said
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