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[sulkingsolomon]

I don't get why people say you are the god of the new world when you did literally nothing else but to tell Ugo to create it. Like, fine, you rewrote the rukh, but creating the world? That was all Ugo. All of it. He created the planet, the magi system and the sacred palace. He even BECAME god and you are still just floating around with the other souls, dead. David must be so disappointed.

You’re absolutely right and you should say it.

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You say, but didn’t you have to create someone to finally get with them? And even then she was more interested in killing you than laying with you. But go off I guess

Solomon JeHOEhaz Abraham

I think you have me mistaken for my father. Everyone knows who the real JeHOEhaz is in the family

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if you stole david’d eyebrows for your hair why does sinbad have them?

His head isn’t the only place he has hair. Plenty of other places to steal from.

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I say Sheba kissing a photo of davids Abs

Go to your room, you’re grounded

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How come you and your father are hot but what happened with Aladdin

I blame Sheba’s genes.

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Solomon JeHOEhaz Abraham

I think you have me mistaken for my father. Everyone knows who the real JeHOEhaz is in the family

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w o u l d y o u l i k e s o m e b e e f

Is this how you talk to your

daddy.

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Hey your dad got more followers than you

Clearly they have lost their minds, then.

That, or he’s brainwashed all of them.

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I LOVE YOU SOLOMON

That makes one of us, at least.

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you look like a girl Solomon

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Did you wear clothes when you were god?

Yes, yes I do.

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All your friends are dead

Thanks, Sherlock. I hope you have fun with David in hell.

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You have a brother?!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Yoo!

When did David pop out another child.

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I made you something, on my account!!!😄😄🤗🤗🙂🙂

When did I get a brother???

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NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!

What’s a senpai.

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daddy

You come into my h