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CUTEST FRIENDS HERE?

honey why’re you shouting ?? i’m right here, calm down. anyway, i’d say top three would be maybe isabelle & kat, gia & jackson, and jasper & jae. @isabclleo / @kathrynvtkins / @giasantoro / @royalwithnocrown / @jacisms / @j-a-e-kim.

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what’s up, beauties ? tomorrow is tuesday which means the sundance post comes out, which means us gossipers get to share the weekly intel with y’all. the only problem ? you gotta share all the secrets in your head so come on down and send in your dirtiest info to the post !! not sure how it works ? put on your reading glasses and give this a look. that’s all from me -- for now. stay cute, sundancers. 

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who's the most slytherin? gryffindor? hufflepuff? ravenclaw??

slytherin was the hardest to choose, but my vote goes to ryan connors. however matthew joy is definitely gryffindor and isabelle ocampo is by far the most hufflepuff. then you’d find olivia lee in ravenclaw. disagree? change my mind

@frckinryan @matthewojoy @isabclleo @oliviclee

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Who do you think could cause the most trouble out of the long time Sundancers?

sundancers. cute. anyway, out of the long timers ( and last-couple-monthers i’d probably say vayla, ryan, keegan, iggy, robyn, and isabelle could probably do some damage. the type of trouble really depends but trouble is trouble, ya know ? @vaylascott / @frckinryan / @turbulcnce / @iggykwon / @b-hood / @isabclleo

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lots of people seem to have only just rolled into town - any new faces you're keeping a particular eye on?

hard to say, baby. maybe emmy, i don’t know a single thing about her. juniper seems too cute for his own good. and then there’s oliver, the potential yugioh card collector. i wouldn’t underestimate our long-term residents, though. who knows what could spring up. @pevcnsiee / @obnoxiousollie / @appetevce.

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matthew seems really secretive i bet if you searched his house he'd either be a serial killer or some kind of pervert

bitch, how’d you go from secretive to a whole ass serial killer ? you’re not buying his good guy vibe, huh ? i think it’s legit though, seems too gentle for that shit. if he does have a secret, it’s probably just that he has about 40 golden retriever puppies that he takes care of and calls them his children. @matthewojoy

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can we start calling olivia the new "it girl"? who tf else would make a killing being joanna gaines in the middle of no where

now all we gotta do it @ hgtv and get her a damn show. @oliviclee

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something tells me oliver has a secret he can't keep

ya know, he seems like that kinda guy. i wonder what it could be ?? my top three guesses would include: he’s got a secret collection of mint yugioh cards hidden in a drawer, he’s got an embarrassing tattoo on his ass, or my favorite possibility, a secret addiction to yodeling. some kid went viral ‘cause of that, you know. no need to be ashamed. anyway, do fill the post in when you know what’s up with our ollie boy. we’d be more than happy to include it in tuesday’s paper. @obnoxiousollie

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hottest people in sundance?

not to be that bitch, but this town is outrageously beautiful. who gave y’all the right ??  however, my current list consists of matthew, derrick, iggy, astro, isabelle, kat, zahara, and olivia -- and although she’s not in sundance, any hot list is incomplete without our lord and savior, beyonce. @matthewojoy / @pcrcllel / @iggykwon / @astrosnights / @isabclleo / @kathrynvtkins / @zaharc / @oliviclee. 

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whoever that chick kat is she can GET IT.

damn, you right. always been a sucker for that ‘could murder a man seven ways with just a toothpick’ vibe, you feel me ?? @kathrynvtkins

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how’s it going, beauties ? i’m one third of the gossipers and this is the sundance post, coming at you live. feel free to send in any hot tea whenever you’re ready, and look out for our weekly articles that drop in the paper every tuesday. maybe you’ll see your name and some precious secrets written right there for everyone to read. who knows ? and if you’re sitting there clueless, you must be new so feel free to read about how all this shit works right here. stay cute, sundance.