sunfl0wersinwinter
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23 retired emo kid. flowers and pop punk make me happy. my boyfriend is great.
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I forgot to take my ADHD meds today and I was pumping gas minding my own business and this guy wearing a âmake america great againâ hat out of nowhere asked me who Iâm voting for and instead of ignoring him, changing the topic, or saying something NORMAL, I said without hesitation âoh I canât vote. Iâm a convicted felonâ (I am not)
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people misunderstand what âgifted kidâ actually means but itâs ok itâs fine itâs cool itâs good
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The Spy Kids movies have the exact vibe of when you and your friends are running around in the backyard creating an elaborate story based entirely around whatever random nonsense happens to be lying around. This empty happy meal box is a computer. If I spin this bop-it the right way it will unlock the secret door. We have to get to the jets! (The jets are the swings). My little sister says her pigtails spin around and let her fly and we all agree with that. These swim goggles let me see through walls. There are a series of stepping stones leading to a big rock in the middle of the garden. The rock is the office of the Head Spy and the dirt is actually a bottomless pit, so you have to be careful when you jump across. The bad guys have disabled all our weapons but my necklace is actually a secret super cool weapon that works anyway! Thereâs logic and continuity but only as much as a bunch of five-to-twelve year olds can keep straight without bothering to keep notes or look up any science facts they donât already happen to know. This is not a complaint.
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^_^ OMG HI BESTIE HIIIIIHIIII *glomps u*
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nonbinary people be like

and for that they are very very cool and awesome
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Your persistence is admirable tumblr but even with this godawfully ugly update i can still edit john greens posts. So once again. suck my dick
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daily reminder that there is absolutely nothing normal about being expected to waste a majority of your life at a corporation to survive instead of indulging in better life experiences â¨
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Bro I love married banter but also I hate it bc Im like. God I wish that were me
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basically all âworm on a stringâ comparisons to actual animals pale in comparison to the fucking pipehorse
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