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librarian discovers that yes, her boss's son is that tall actually
#I think this is my Elden Ring canon x oc ship that aged the weirdest#the story is kind of murky about [MAJOR SOTE PLOT POINT] meaning one of two things#either Rhiannon is traveling to the Land of Shadow to kick [REDACTED]'s ass#or Radahn is the first guy in the Land's Between to get posthumously divorced which is extremely funny
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his fursona is the sleepytime tea bear
#Elden Ring#Elden Ring Shadow of the Erdtree#Shadow of the Erdtree#Elden Ring Thiollier#twilisart#this hit me like a lightning bolt between artfight attacks
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RIP Mohg Elden Ring you would've loved Phantom of the Opera
#Elden Ring#born to be a theater kid forced to be a failed cult leader and [SOTE SPOILERS]#twilitalks
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pov: you used the word "dehumidifier" while tag rambling about hit video game Fallout 4 and open your Tumblr messages
I know you either love or hate settlement management in Fallout 4, but there's a hyper specific thing that annoys me to an irrational degree. Your options for providing settlers with water are:
a dinky little well pump
a water purifier that needs to be placed in an existing body of water
an even BIGGER water purifier that needs to be placed in an existing body of water
Why give me TWO water purifiers when barely any settlements are near a body of water?? And why are some settlements directly on the coast, but the build mode boundary specifically stops at the ocean?? You couldn't even give me an upgraded pump that produces 5 water instead of 3??
maybe one of the dlcs fixes this but I don't have them so
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I know you either love or hate settlement management in Fallout 4, but there's a hyper specific thing that annoys me to an irrational degree. Your options for providing settlers with water are:
a dinky little well pump
a water purifier that needs to be placed in an existing body of water
an even BIGGER water purifier that needs to be placed in an existing body of water
Why give me TWO water purifiers when barely any settlements are near a body of water?? And why are some settlements directly on the coast, but the build mode boundary specifically stops at the ocean?? You couldn't even give me an upgraded pump that produces 5 water instead of 3??
maybe one of the dlcs fixes this but I don't have them so
#fallout 4#fo4#twilitalks#no air moisture harvester from the science perk either?#like okay i can believe no one's figured out solar panels yet but surely someone can build a big dehumidifier
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Job market these days is like
REMOTE BOOKKEEPING
$77/hour
90 years experience required
LOWES CART ATTENDANT
6months experience working for Lowe's required
OYSTER SHUCKER
Applicant must be comfortable with standing naked in smashed raw oysters 14 hours a day
BURGER FLIPPER
do not call us
#there's something incredibly dehumanizing about job hunting#I finally got my first 'maybe' lead after 6 months of looking
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Now we wait.
In the meantime Evelyn is doing the whole "how do you feel about me? 👉👈 🥺" dialogue at least twice per in-game day (even though I know that's not gonna change anything lmao)
I just got back into Fallout 4 and I need to know if I'm misremembering something or not.
Google is telling me the only way to romance a character is highest approval+personal quest finished+passing a persuasion check. But I vaguely remember someone talking about a way for your companion to approach you first?
Basically I love Preston and am prepared to date him for the umpteenth time, but don't want to flirt with him right after revealing he's depressed and struggling with survivor's guilt 😭
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I just got back into Fallout 4 and I need to know if I'm misremembering something or not.
Google is telling me the only way to romance a character is highest approval+personal quest finished+passing a persuasion check. But I vaguely remember someone talking about a way for your companion to approach you first?
Basically I love Preston and am prepared to date him for the umpteenth time, but don't want to flirt with him right after revealing he's depressed and struggling with survivor's guilt 😭
#Fallout 4#FO4#twilitalks#I'm down for a slow burn I just don't want to get locked out if I don't pick the ''initiate relationship charisma check'' right away#and if my only option is to go ''haha ur so sexy pls don't die'' then so be it
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Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you
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You'll never guess what happened next.

We obtained Idiot Son (right) 5 months later after finding him laying in the middle of the road. His name is Fury and his hobbies include yelling at 3am and plastic bag.
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Then we found The Infant.

Spoiled, spoiled child. Ipad baby of a cat. Her name is Tali and she's long now (this is a screened in porch don't worry they're all indoor cats)

I wanted a cat for years, but figured my dad would never budge on the subject. Until this little guy from off the streets decided he wanted a family


The best kitty a household of first time cat owners could ask for. The goodest boy. Purrs louder than he meows. Will lean into your cheek scritches so hard you worry you're hurting him.
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People are so strange about human bodies like... they will try to Sherlock their way into making assumptions about things that ain't no one's business. Like someone once told me that skin tags, cellulite, and 'hip dips' were indications that someone has been pregnant and I, an 11-year-old at the time with skin tags, cellulite, and hip dips was trying to figure out if I'd had a child at some point and forgot.
#cellulite wasn't even a term until the 1960s because a magazine wanted a new insecurity to sell women a solution to#it's just small pockets of subcutaneous fat that drift closer to the surface of the skin and causing texture#and just like stretch marks it's not specific to uterus havers. it's like body hair. weird little human things#the hip dips thing is fascinating to me because wow are we pathologizing pelvis shapes now
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Just a couple of dudes reminding you that Aldis Hodge is, in fact, the sexiest man alive. In addition to being a horologist, he's also a painter and a violinist. He also went to school for architecture.
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manga shops are all like yeah weve got manga. volumes 2,5, and 4 copies of 9
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#since moving to the big city my strategy has been to do The White Woman Scurry to cross as quick as possible#but now I'm rethinking my approach
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the whole likes/reblogs shit has some like, I Get It We're Trying To Get More Eyes On Our Stuff All The Time nuance to it, but attributing malice or laziness or 'YOU DONT CARE ABOUT ME, YOU HATE ME' to people who only hit like on the work you make is the number one way to make your brain start screaming in pitches only known to black holes and never stop. Don't do it. That is a short slope to hell and brain gremlins the likes of which you have never seen before. Dont assign a Moral Value to likes or assume that you know or understand why people choose to reblog or like (or don't).
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hey what the fuck
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