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Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you
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You'll never guess what happened next.
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We obtained Idiot Son (right) 5 months later after finding him laying in the middle of the road. His name is Fury and his hobbies include yelling at 3am and plastic bag.
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Then we found The Infant.
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Spoiled, spoiled child. Ipad baby of a cat. Her name is Tali and she's long now (this is a screened in porch don't worry they're all indoor cats)
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I wanted a cat for years, but figured my dad would never budge on the subject. Until this little guy from off the streets decided he wanted a family
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The best kitty a household of first time cat owners could ask for. The goodest boy. Purrs louder than he meows. Will lean into your cheek scritches so hard you worry you're hurting him.
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Every time I discover fans don't like the central m/f couple its always about how the guy should pair off with someone else, and the gal should just be on her own.
Like, not even putting forth any ideas of a better partner for her, even if she's presented a canon desire for romance.
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People are so strange about human bodies like... they will try to Sherlock their way into making assumptions about things that ain't no one's business. Like someone once told me that skin tags, cellulite, and 'hip dips' were indications that someone has been pregnant and I, an 11-year-old at the time with skin tags, cellulite, and hip dips was trying to figure out if I'd had a child at some point and forgot.
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Just a couple of dudes reminding you that Aldis Hodge is, in fact, the sexiest man alive. In addition to being a horologist, he's also a painter and a violinist. He also went to school for architecture.
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manga shops are all like yeah weve got manga. volumes 2,5, and 4 copies of 9
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the whole likes/reblogs shit has some like, I Get It We're Trying To Get More Eyes On Our Stuff All The Time nuance to it, but attributing malice or laziness or 'YOU DONT CARE ABOUT ME, YOU HATE ME' to people who only hit like on the work you make is the number one way to make your brain start screaming in pitches only known to black holes and never stop. Don't do it. That is a short slope to hell and brain gremlins the likes of which you have never seen before. Dont assign a Moral Value to likes or assume that you know or understand why people choose to reblog or like (or don't).
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hey what the fuck
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just heard a skeleton skitter past ...
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so much chantry explosion discourse could be avoided if we all recognized the doylist explanation that bioware writers are centrists and anders is their marvel villain called Free-Healthcare Man
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i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart
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"Unicorn Overlord." "Triangle Strategy." "Octopath Traveler." "Bravely Default." These are not meant to be video game titles... These names are meant for racehorses.
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My redesign hot take is that if you’re aiming to “desexualize” a female character, don’t make her boobs smaller. You’re implying a lot here.
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"okay kid, i have a doctors appointment, you can handle this big fuckoff bus, i believe in you, keys are in the ignition, this thing DOES NOT HAVE INSURANCE so DON'T GET PULLED OVER, have fun"
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with the amount of times i've seen an awful post on here, assumed it's written by a 14 year old, then find out op is actually 32, I think "children have the worst opinions" should not be said by any tumblr user
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