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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
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i just met an actual wizard on the train and im grieving because i know i’ll never meet anyone that cool for the rest of my life
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paladin oaths :)!
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JESTER AND NOTT! *chants* 💕💕💕
Episode 5 is soooo A M A Z I N G aaaah!!! 💕
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Story of my life
#and they’re fucking right#because the alternative is ME making them say something they WOULD fucking say#and i do not have the energy for that#:’)
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everything is going to be okay. there is always going to be another toasty morning snuggled up in your sheets, another soft sweater to throw on, another moment of pure contentment. there is always going to be another laugh that heals everything you didn’t know needed healing, there’s always going to be another time that makes you feel certain that being alive is the sweetest gift. even if it’s not now, it will happen.
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i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.
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mentally im always like that kitty on the beach looking out at the sea longingly
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#i’m only just now hearing about this but you have no idea how happy this makes me#tumblr sexyman#stan pines#gravity falls
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Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it

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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead
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it's not a red string of fate those two are bound by dog collars and a steel chain
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