absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war
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a quick summary of star wars:
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Combining my two biggest fixations atm <3
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why do you hate swifties so much
because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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asked my almost 50yo slur-using father who watched house every night during its original run if he thinks house and wilson had a thing and after a 10 second pause he shared "they didn't have a normal friendship" and didn't elaborate. so
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every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america
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MAXIMUS
FALLOUT (2024— )
S01E03, "The Head"
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hey boss I can't come in to work tomorrow. if I experience a Sensation I think I'll die. yeah it's terminal. sorry
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Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”
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"there is no heterosexual explanation for this" buddy, we're looking at a dynamic that is absolutely unhinged for entirely nonsexual reasons. the characters are gay, though.
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reblog to take a bite out of this styrofoam cup nobody can stop you go ahead and do it
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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.
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HAAANK! THAT'S NOT ART BY THE OP HANK! OP REPOSTED IT WITHOUT CREDIT! HANK!
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