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ned fulmer needs to watch out cause one of these days he’s gonna run into eugene in the streets and it’s not looking good for him

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vintage moschino 1994 ‘question mark’ coats

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Every time Disney or Pixar makes a movie with a one word title I just think, how dare you actually, who the hell are you to attach an ordinary everyday word to your IP. The sheer audacity to presume every film they make is that important. It's such transparently cheap viral marketing logic it's obscene.

The worst offender is still "UP." Fucking "UP?" A two letter word everyone says a dozen times a day? Besides the greed of planting a little Disney flag on the word UP of all things, it was empty of any fun or whimsy and communicated nothing about the film except that something or other goes "up," which is technically true of every film ever made, at some point. A single word as mundane as UP or FROZEN or TANGLED does not capture a child's imagination. Words like DRAGONS or ROBOTS, yes, but in Japan they changed the title of "UP" to "Grandpa Carl's Flying House" and whose curiosity wouldn't be piqued by that?? Of course I want to know why grandpa Carl has a flying fucking house you morons

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Mario voice actor alternatives:

- DANNY DEVITO

- STEVE CARELL

- Steve Buscemi

- Nicholas Cage

- Mark Ruffalo

- Vince Vaughn

- Ray Romano

Literally there are so many better ITALIAN voices to pick from ffs

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Can't wait for Bowsers 1 hour saxaboom solo in the new movie!

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some deranged twitter user took a picture of a ( presumptively )  interracial gay couple and was like “omg this is just like the netflix jeffrey dahmer show” and it’s fucking insane how true crime has rotted people’s brains into spewing out fucking pro-segregation rhetoric but also people are way too comfortable taking photos of complete strangers and posting them online for clout.

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Lying to children is fun when they know you are being ridiculous. When you hold up a carrot like “guys look at this huge Cheeto” and they all scream “NOOOOOOOOO that’s a CARE-OTT!”

“What? No, it’s my giant Cheeto.”

“NOOOOOOO!”

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Wtf

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I think so much about the food people ate pre-Columbian exchange. Huge parts of cuisine extremely important on both sides of the pond just didn't exist.

You've probably heard a little about what was brought over from the New World, corn, potatoes, cocoa, cassava, peanuts, chili peppers, avocadoes, cranberries, pumpkins, and the like. Imagine cooking without chili! Without potatoes! Modern Indian cuisine contains enormous amounts of potatoes and we just didn't have those for the vast majority of history. The best of the nightshades all on one contiguous hunk of land. Hell, tomatoes! Almost forgot about those.

But we don't often look at what the Old World had. Wheat! Barley! Rice! A profusion of incredible grains, really, the finest poaceae has to offer. Carrots! Tons of rosaceous plants like apples and cherries and pears and peaches and apricots! Grapes! Soy and Bamboo! Okra and watermelon! All these things were simply never found in the Americas. The grains one is the wildest for me, the variety of grains available across Eurasia and Africa was truly astounding.

You know what binds together the food of all cultures across the world? Onions. Onions are fucking everywhere. There's probably onions growing near you right now. Allium Gang Unite.

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i think about this tweet often. it’s not quite relatable but i want it to be like it makes me want to change my lifestyle

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