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to get revenge on Tim for being a little stalker back during his Robin days, Jason just decides to stalk Red Robin. the problem is that Tim realises Red Hood is stalking him and just goes ‘ok that’s fair’ and instead of getting annoyed about it he starts treating Jason like his own personal twitch chat.
Jason: *hacking into Tim’s apartment’s security cameras*
Tim, trying to cook in his kitchen: -so what do we think, chat? is this good or should i add more salt? and what should i make for dessert, any requests?
Jason:
Jason, seeing the rest of the apartment completely empty:
Jason: we really need to give him an MRI scan.
after a while Jason just starts going along with it and it becomes less of a revenge attempt and more of a keeping-an-eye-on-my-little-brother attempt, because it’s literally the only form of surveillance on Tim from the batfamily that Tim doesn’t immediately find and destroy.
Tim will be out on patrol with no coms connected, completely alone, and he’ll still pause outside a sting job and talk to nobody just like ‘chat do you think i should go in?’ and after a moment his phone will ping and it will be Jason who as far as he knows is in fuckin italy or something on a job, just ‘do it and i’ll donate 10 dollars’ and Tim will just be like ‘bet’ and it’s completely normal for them.
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Just updated my Ao3 profile and realised it’s old enough to legally drive in the US. 😂
Got it in March 2010 and the user ID is four digits long.
Reblog with when you got your Ao3 account and how long your user ID is.
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Ive been playing Portal 2 for the first time and im loving this new british orb thing they introduced hes my best friend
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Robin!Dick: I truly believe water can solve all our problems.
Bruce: You think so, chum?
Dick: Mhm. Wanna lose weight? Drink water. Wanna have clear skin? Drink water. Tired of someone?
Dick pauses for dramatic effect.
Bruce, scrunching his brows in moderate confusion: How does drinking—
Dick with the most innocent smile on his face: Drown them
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Dick: I can't move. Tim's asleep on me.
Jason: Push him off.
Dick: *quiet enraged and offended noises*
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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
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gotham rainy nights
i firmly believe in Duke doing silly things with his power
hiding under your dad's cape when it's pouring outside can be something very special + bat-rain-poncho, several years later
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I long wanted to publish Batman memes/drawings. I really love the batboys.
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Jason: I’m dating Roy
Bruce: Hmm (derogatory)
Jason: He has a daughter which makes you a grandad
Bruce: Hmm (delighted)
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This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed
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A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.
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exy fans on Twitter (#NeverBeenSkiing edition)
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me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm
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