my name is my business, my age is older than hell, and i live for dumb jokes [if you're looking for something specific, you've come to the wrong place.] one time i got drunk and changed all the fonts on this blog to comic sans because i thought it was hilarious and now i literally don't know how to change it back sorry if you're on desktop. i don't think it shows up on mobile so don't worry about it
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a detailed list of things i hate
hot weather
high temperatures
heat
warmer than average conditions
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the other day i learned that taking a long time to fall asleep is called “sleep latency” which is just the funniest thing to me tbh
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I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me
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is jake gyllenhaal gay??
why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this
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discord server for silent video game protagonists
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theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind
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The most evil person you know is posting about being a people pleaser
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executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this
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I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators
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let’s take ibuprofen together we can stay young forever or whatever fall out boy said
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snoopy and miffy told me they are a femme4butch couple in real life
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can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??
a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.
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